Sure, leopards eating faces and all that - but why are they posed like dude is pregnant?

The name of this fucking company is 'Hugging Faces'?!?! Like the Facehugger creatures in the Alien movies who inject a xenomorph egg down your throat and use your human body as a host until the newborn creature kills you by emerging through your chest? Palantir-level of naming your evil company.

I hate this AI bullshit. Report the rumor but why the faked photo? It’s like texting your friend “I’m outside your apartment” when you haven’t even left your own place. #FulhamFC #FFC #Fulham

Hey, Soccer 'Merikuns - a reminder that any Brit who wants to lecture you on how uniquely corrupt the Balogun decision was, they have to first give you a ten minute presentation on how England jacked with the 1966 WC scheduling and ref assignments. Its the law. www.theguardian.com/football/blo...

I thought we were laughing at the wackadoodle 'Mexican' namerd offerings that are probably just barelye seasoned sandwiches.

Vlad's birthday wishlist just dropped and Donny wants to be sure he has time to wrap it.

South African right back out here looking like every LAUSD assistant principal.

Maybe I’m missing something but if FFC had won last week at wolves we’d have 2 more points and thus in front of Sunderland on GD and that would’ve meant Europa League. Everything fell our way the last few weeks except our performance.

Fulham did it! Our performance fell off *less* in the games after the March international break this spring than in any previous PL season under MSilva. Yipee! Don't get me wrong, FFC still did worse at the end of the season; just "less worse" than in previous years.

Final Fulham game at the pub.

Love that Bezos is morphing into Evil Chef Jose Andres.

How is that Fulham points per game fall off after the final International break looking? Poor. Very f&^ing poor. Every year under Marco, our PPG has fallen off *more* than in the previous season. We could *maybe* arrest that slide next week, but how confident are you? #FulhamFC #FFC

After a loss at the Cottage, the European ship is sailing away over the horizon while Fulham sits on the dock with our luggage (except for Andersen who is busy kicking everyone's suitcases into the bay). #FulhamFC Worst news, this is now our largest PPG drop-off post March in the PL. sigh.

Fulham at the Cottage against BOU. A start for Muniz and Cairney. Raul, Berge on the bench - possibly ill? Tete and Kevin healthy enough to be a sub, at least. #FulhamFC #FFC #Fulham

Murphy was already scoping out future ideas.

After last weekend's #FulhamFC loss at the Emirates we are back to our relegation level 1.0 point per game pace after the season's final international break. I agree with the recent @fulhamish.bsky.social piece suggesting that only 3 wins from FFC's final 3 games will get us to the Conf League.

Fulham lineup at Arsenal. No Berge or Sess today. Reed & Jedi get starts. Feels like the #FulhamFC injuries are starting to pile up again. JKA, Diop and Cuenca all make the bench.

Manuel Neuer seems to be more cooked than a steak at Mar A Lago. 0% save percentage while facing 5 shots on goal. -2.4 on goals prevented in a single game must be some kind of UCL record.

Fulham beat Villa and our ppg is now declining *less* after the final international break than in any other Silva/PL season. That said we'll prob need to improve on our ppg from first 2/3 of the season if we wanna get a European spot. #SilvaSpringSwoon #FulhamFC #FFC

Trying a different Fulham mug for our second straight 4:30am (in Los Angeles) kickoff. Here’s hoping this week is slightly less grim.

How steep is the fall-off for Fulham after the season's final international break? Our points per game has declined post-March every season in the PL and the decline has been larger each spring than the year before. #SilvaSpringSwoon #FulhamFC #FFC

I’m counting on my Joe Bryan mug to provide some assistance in the second half against the BusStoppers.

So no luxury motorhomes?

Fulham lineup for Anfield. No Tete. Raul and ESR on the bench. Joa and Calvin at CBs. #FulhamFC #FFC