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alex

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alex@dude· 21d

the job listing for the islanders “Back Up Mascot Performer” is really good

Physical Requirements
• Must fall within the height range of 5'8" to 5'11" with a shoe size 10-10.5 to properly fit into the Sparky and Nyisles mascot
costumes
• Ability to lift up to 40 Ibs. (for costume handling)
• Comfortable performing in a full-body costume for extended periods
• Able to withstand a range of environments, including hot or
outdoor conditions
• Capable of standing, walking, dancing, and performing physical
movements on a variety of surfaces

alex@dude· 23d

bought this at a gas station during the drive today because i was curious + hungry, and it is easily the worst thing i’ve ever tasted, period. absolutely horrific. would be suitable as a torture device. splenda + rotting flesh flavor. 0/10 run away

me holding the twinkie drink and other assorted road trip trash. i’m sweaty also, unrelated

alex@dude· 26d

used bowling lane, $150

alex@dude· 26d

kyle busch crock pot, foot included in pics

side of a crock pot with young kyle busch stuff all over it

top of the kyle busch crock pot with a ruler sitting on top of it, showing that it's over a foot wide; also there is a person's foot on the right side of the photo next to the crock pot. two different kinds of feet here

alex@dude· 26d

i do, actually, want this

Vintage Nishijin Japanese Pachinko Machine – Wood Cabinet

alex@dude· 26d

this is a "european hot dog machine"

alex@dude· 26d

st louis fb marketplace rocks

someone selling a binder of cds from the 90s, including korn, alien ant farm, and cledus t judd, for $50. "38 CDs total. And 2 bonus mix CDs that I have idea what's on them. "

alex@dude· 26d

anyone looking for a 1916 popcorn wagon? $89.5k, the faux horse is optional www.facebook.com/marketplace/...

an old popcorn wagon with a fake horse attached to it, in a car museum

side / rear angle of the popcorn wagon + fake horse

side view of popcorn wagon, the ass of the fake horse is visible

side view of the popcorn wagon showing signage saying FRESH ROASTED PEANUTS and FRESH SEASONED and some of the popcorn equipment

alex@dude· 26d

looking great elon

spacex stock chart showing it down 35.87% over the month and now solidly below the ipo price of $135

alex@dude· Jul 11

some lotus bloomage happening too, so good

a blooming pink lotus in a pond of lotuses

another angle of the lotus pond

alex@dude· Jul 8

finally had a chance to go to @leviathanbookstore.bsky.social and grab a copy of @devintoshea.bsky.social’s book 🙏

picture of The Veiled Prophet book by Devin Thomas O’Shea on my leg

alex@dude· Jul 7

missed the argentina comeback to see misiorowski but the cardinals are lookin ok against him

beautiful sky and busch stadium

alex@dude· Jul 5

also went to the zoo this morning, these were my favorite zoo guys today

some rare lizard with a tail that looks like a leaf

big ass tortoise

alex@dude· Jul 5

i can’t help it, i love the ab brewery tours

aging vat decorated with blues 2019 championship stuff

picture of some people on a tour of anheuser busch and the brewery clock tower in the background

picture of a tile art piece in an anheuser busch building

alex@dude· Jul 5

time for church

front of the anheuser busch tour entry

alex@dude· Jun 22

what the hell actually happened here, insane??

alex@dude· Jun 18

lol

UFC Freedom 250 came close to matching a bowl in viewership: the 2025 Bad Boy Mowers
Pinstripe Bowl between Penn State and Clemson, which averaged 7.6 million viewers. So, congrats to all on posting bowl-like numbers,
just as you said.

alex@dude· Jun 14

normal stuff happening in mlb today

box score of rockies vs athletics showing rockies up 18-9 in the top of the 8th

alex@dude· Jun 13

dude is putting up late 60s bob gibson numbers

misiorowski's box score for tonight.
9 IP, 1 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 0 BB, 15 K, 0 HR, 1.34 ERA

alex@dude· Jun 10

lmao

In a social media post, Donald Trump congratulated the bank and its chief Jane Fraser for being ranked first in deal advisory during the first quarter, despite most of Wall Street’s closely followed league tables placing Citigroup behind Goldman Sachs, Morgan Stanley and JPMorgan.

“Wow! CITI was ranked Number 1 in topping M&A Advisory Market by Value in Q1,” Trump wrote on Truth Social. “Congratulations to Jane F and ALL of her great people. They’ve worked really hard! BIG comeback for CITI!!!”

It was not immediately clear which ranking Trump was referring to. However, Maria Bartiromo, a prominent Fox Business anchor that Trump follows closely, praised Citi on her show on Wednesday for topping M&A rankings for the power industry, without citing a source. The segment included an interview with Citi’s global chair of banking Leon Kalvaria.

Trump’s post went up about 30 minutes after Bartiromo’s Mornings with Maria ended at 9am.

Regardless of the veracity of the statement, Citi’s stock enjoyed a brief pop after Trump’s praises, rising more than 1 per cent before dropping down into negative territory.

The post prompted confusion and mockery across Wall Street. A rival banker said: “That’s one way to make it at the top of the league tables. Just get Trump to make it up.”

alex@dude· Jun 7

whoops with alt text

screenshot of pizza menu

American Style 14" Ragu Pie
$23.00
Mozzarella based pie, Topped with a house made Ragu Sauce (Pork and Beef), Fresh Parsley, Calabrian Peppers, Shredded Parmesan Cheese. Finished with Pecorino Cheese, Oregano, and Garlic EVOO. (No substitutions or additions)

alex@dude· Jun 6

bitcoin brain remains one of the most entertaining parts of the internet

r/Bitcoin
u/Any_Particular_ • 3h
The next 6-12 months will be the best opportunity to buy bitcoin we will ever see again in our lifetimes.
Stack hard and hold on tight. Enjoy!

comments on the post talking about how they’re broke and are taking out loans, selling all their stuff, having garage sales to “raise cash for BTC”

alex@dude· Jun 4

lol

chart showing bitcoin down over 20% over the last month, including a big drop this week

alex@dude· Jun 2

phew, the people really want the new Ann Patchett

libby app screenshot: COPIES
O of 9 available, 11 holds on each copy

alex@dude· May 31

the pics don’t do it justice but the austin sunset looked sick as hell tonight

photo of some trucks parked on a street with orange sky behind

photo of some cars parked on a street with orange sky behind

alex@dude· May 22

lmfao, buried lede

McDaniel then explained this was the third time he’d gotten the Cybertruck stuck in water. “The third time you’ve done this?” the officer asked.

“Yes,” McDaniel said.

alex@dude· May 22

lol @ her most recent linkedin post. wrecked

Sheri H. Mecklenburg
Assistant United States Attorney • 1 month ago • Visible to anyone on or off LinkedIn

I am back in D.C. on a detail assignment, serving as counsel to the Senate Judiciary Committee under Senator Richard J. Durbin. I am so grateful for this opportunity and thrilled to be learning new things and gaining new insights every day as part of his dedicated criminal justice team. Senator Durbin is also my Senator and seeing him up close makes me appreciate his leadership. I also owe thanks to two people who led me to this opportunity -- Alessandra P. Serano, my DOJ counterpart detailed to Senator Charles E. Grassley, and @Stacie Harris, my DOJ predecessor in this detail who left me big shoes to fill. I am excited for this detail but I still miss my USAO, and I thank my U.S. Attorney, Andrew Boutros, whose first reaction, despite needing every prosecutor he can get, was to say, “it is a great opportunity and I won’t stand in your way!” If you come to DC, look me up.

alex@dude· May 19

i had some lemon coolish does that count

image of coolish, slushy lemonade flavor

alex@dude· May 17

everlane, the union busting assholes? wow crazy, guess the union wasn’t the problem

^ Anti-union activity
In late December 2019, Everlane employees (most of them in the Customer Experience department) attempted to form a union under the auspices of the Communications Workers of America (CWA).(20] In
March 2020 union members asked to be officially recognized by the company. On March 27, 2020, the union group's Twitter account (@EverlaneU) tweeted, "Nearly every member of our team was just laid off. Retail workers from Everlane stores are being trained to replace us to answer your support
emails. We are devastated beyond measure."[21]
Forty-two out of 57 of the remote customer experience department had been laid off in addition to 180 part-time retail employees, while 68 full-time retail employees were informed they were furloughed. The layoffs were apparently surprising as employees had reportedly been reassured that business was strong. Everlane has since been receiving backlash, most notably from Senator Bernie Sanders, who wrote on his Twitter account
"Using this health and economic crisis to union bust is morally unacceptable." 22]

alex@dude· May 10

goodbye

baseball savant screenshot showing jordan walker's 425ft hr to left field