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Hagsploitated@dulcetspacecadet· 15d

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The most exciting meal a kid could have in Scholastic Book Fair days: a pepperoni personal pan pizza, cut in four slices.

Hagsploitated@dulcetspacecadet· 19d

Have you read any of his not horror books? They are also cosmic strange and wonderful-weird.

Illustration from the Stephen Gammell book, Is That You, Winter? in which there is a snowy, treacherously mountainous scene. A rickety looking house is on top of one jutting peak and a rickety looking truck appears to have jumped from a cliff to a jutting peak attached to the first by a tiiiiiiiiny, precarious bridge.

Hagsploitated@dulcetspacecadet· 21d

I frequently have no idea why I put books on hold at the library by the time I pick them up (or get them on Libby), and Spoilt Milk by Avery Curran is no exception. Half a chapter in, I think it’s because it’s a lesbian pulp throwback and I am SO IN!

A hard-back library book called Spoiled Milk by Avery Curran. The cover is a picture of white-seeming girl-seeming students with cute bobs, looking excited about something off-screen to the right. The left half is lavender color being covered by red blood dripping from the right half.

Hagsploitated@dulcetspacecadet· May 20

Thank you for the inspiration! I hope you get a woodchuck! I actually managed an in-focus shot of this bug this morning. (See that tiny dot on the end of my fingernail? lol) No idea what it is yet…

Extremely cute, tiny mystery bug on the end of a dark green painted fingernail. The bug has delicate, spotted wings, like crepe paper. The background of the picture is shaded desert landscape, under a mesquite tree, but it’s very blurry because the tiny bug is actually in focus!

Hagsploitated@dulcetspacecadet· May 2

Omgeeeee I wonder if this dopey looking buddy knows Serendipity??

The cover of a 70s children’s book. A very cute, hot pink sea serpent with a chartreuse ridge of spikes or feathers from head to tail. The text on top reads: “A Serendipity book,” then “Serendipity, written by Bill Cosgrove, illustrated by Robin James.” Along the bottom, it says, “The moral of this story is: knowing who you really are will bring you happiness.”

Hagsploitated@dulcetspacecadet· Apr 25

Is this guy a hunk or what. #caturday

A close up of a very handsome medium haired silver grey cat with a goatee all the way down his chest and gorgeous sea foam eyes.

A very handsome medium haired silver grey cat with his eyes closed contentedly.

Hagsploitated@dulcetspacecadet· Apr 17

Wtf is this The point is to pour the right combination of lava and water into this woman to… keep the treasure intact? Inside of her throat? So the tiny many can be released into her open mouth and get the treasure out? Ok. I gotta go to bed.

An ad for a game on Popular Mechanics, picturing a woman laying on her back with and open mouth and jewels in her throat. There is lava, water, and a little man in a contraption above her. Presumably the little man has to get the jewels.

Hagsploitated@dulcetspacecadet· Apr 15

Is revenge in furniture like when Josie Packard got trapped in the drawer knob but opposite?

Joan Chen as Josie Packard, seen in the drawer knob she’s just been sucked into by some unknown force.

Hagsploitated@dulcetspacecadet· Apr 15

But AI goes with everything.

Four made-from-colorful-construction-paper Sesame Street birds seem to be chatting happily. The closed captions say, “Oh, shit.”

A cartoon of a white kid with shoulder length blonde hair, in a red shirt, blue shorts, and cleats, and a black kid with dread locks, in a lavender and purple polka dotted shirt, purple shorts and tennis shoes. They both look happy. Closed captions say, “Oh, shit.”

Elmo from Sesame Street says, “Oh, my God,”

Bert from Sesame Street in his house, looking toward the camera. Ernie is in the background with a hoola hoop. One of them says, “You did it, Bernice. You’re dead.” According to the closed captions.

Hagsploitated@dulcetspacecadet· Apr 15

1. Bette Davis by Barbara Leaming, In Praise of Floods by James C. Scott, Lote by Shola Von Reinhold, and It Came From the Closet, ed. Joe Vallese (a re-read) 2. Er… next one? All Our Relations by Winona Duke and Little Rot by Akwaeke Emezi for sure. 3. Favorite? Spread Me by Sarah Gailey

Three books: Lote by Shola Von Reinhold (the cover is kind of pearlescent/satiny pink with an image of a tear drop glass tchotchke with a peacock inside), It Came From the Closet ed. Joe Vallese (the cover art is a creepy rainbow behind a headstone and a pink, swishy hand coming out of the grave), and Little Rot by Akwaeke Emezi (cover art bright orange with chartreuse text. Maroon and purple grey smudgy blobs are all over it.)

Hagsploitated@dulcetspacecadet· Apr 12

#catsofbluesky #lapsofbluesky #nochoresmornings

A fluffy black and white cat on my lap, nose down sleepily because of good pets.

Hagsploitated@dulcetspacecadet· Apr 12

Good morning! Or whatever time… No doing chores for me yet, apparently.

A fluffy black and white cat on my lap, looking at the camera with his grey-green eyes.

Hagsploitated@dulcetspacecadet· Apr 5

Thank you!!! I’m so sorry for your allergies, those are the worst! I will keep posting pics of this guy. And his brother. 💗💗💗💗💗💗 (He is *not* obsessed with backpacks.)

A grey cat with a white chin is laying on a soft blanket on a bed. A pile of books is next to him.

Hagsploitated@dulcetspacecadet· Apr 4

This is Octavio. He’s obsessed with backpacks. He believes a sniff has not been properly snuffed until the subject has gone IN to his nostril, at least a little bit. #caturday #backpacks #sniffs

The same fluffy black and white cat laying on the same backpack. This time, he’s looking off into the distance, presumably contemplating sniffs. Or backpacks.

Hagsploitated@dulcetspacecadet· Apr 4

Backpacks: An Obsession, Chronicled #catsofbluesky

A fluffy black and white cat laying on a green backpack, which is zipper up. The cat, Octavio, is looking up at the camera.

Hagsploitated@dulcetspacecadet· Apr 4

My little Yerba Mansa oasis.

Several potted Yerba Mansa plants and some aloe in the back.

Hagsploitated@dulcetspacecadet· Apr 3

This is Octavio. He’s obsessed with backpacks. #catsofbluesky #backpacksofbluesky

A fluffy, black and white cat is laying on his side on the back of a yellow and grey backpack on the floor. He’s got his paws in the left arm strap.

The same fluffy black and white cat, now hugging the backpack strap.

Hagsploitated@dulcetspacecadet· Apr 3

Backpacks: An Obsession, Chronicled #cats

A fluffy black and white cat is curled up on a zipper-down grey and yellow backpack on the floor.

Hagsploitated@dulcetspacecadet· Apr 1

This is Octavio. He identifies as a pretty, pretty princess, an escape artist, and a lover of backpacks and twist ties. #catsofbluesky #thisiswhywecanthavenicethings

The same fluffy black and white cat laying across the same two backpacks with paws crossed demurely, from the front this time, with his fluffy grey brother/lover now off to the left.

Hagsploitated@dulcetspacecadet· Apr 1

Backpacks: An Obsession, Chronicled #demure #catsofbluesky

A long-haired, black and white cat lays across two backpacks on a bed, with his paws crossed demurely in front of him.

Hagsploitated@dulcetspacecadet· Mar 28

There is a forced feeling romantic side plot that takes us away from these Grand Dames more than I would like, though it is a break from the uncomfortable tension between them.

A still from the Hagsploitation movie What Ever Happened to Aunt Alice? Ruth Gordon as Alice Dimmock and Geraldine Page as Mrs. Marable are sitting at a table in the evening. Mrs. Marable is smoking a cigarette.

Hagsploitated@dulcetspacecadet· Mar 28

Latest #Hagsploitation watch: Whatever Happened to Aunt Alice? (1969) “Whatever makes her garden grow… wouldn’t you like to know?” Geraldine Page plays Claire Marrable always slightly off, Ruth Gordon as Mrs. Alice Dimmock takes no guff.

Movie poster. The text is the title: What Ever Happened to Aunt Alice, in white. There is an image of a feminine, white face mostly buried, one blue eye looking out at us. She has what might be blood or dirt running in rivulets down her right cheek. A white masculine person is in the background, standing in a menacing way, holding a knife, and a house is on fire off to the left.

Hagsploitated@dulcetspacecadet· Mar 16

Jokes on you, they’re going to yell at me to carry them around while I try to get some chores done instead.

A fluffy black and white cat on the top of the picture, his grey brother leaning against his back. They are laying on a bed w a green cover and a rainbow blanket. Both are looking at the camera.

Hagsploitated@dulcetspacecadet· Mar 13

Love Lies Bleeding (2024)

Love Lies Bleeding movie poster, in which the camera is looking up at Katie O’Brian (left) and Kristen Stewart (right) looking down at it. They are in the desert, with red earth and a wide blue sky behind them.

Hagsploitated@dulcetspacecadet· Mar 13

Both movies lag a bit but the effects (all from Mechte Mavstrechu) are incredible.

A round purple planet or space station with a sectioned orb sitting on it. A dark, starry sky is in the background.

Red towering hoodoos against the red orb of another planet or moon.

Cosmonauts in blue standing in front of a red, orange and yellow planet, a dark hoodoo (?) spire standing next to them.

Hagsploitated@dulcetspacecadet· Mar 13

A Dream Come True (Mechte Mavstrechu, 1963) on the other hand, ends in triumph, the cosmonauts returning with their version of the alien, who they have saved. “They came to [earth] with open hearts,” despite the concerns of the head scientist.

1/3 A Cosmonaut Ivan Batalov (Otar Koberidze), dressed in his cosmonaut outfit, holds a silver microphone in both hands, “Attention! People of the Earth. Turn on your TVs. That’s Mars speaking. Now you will see…”

2/3 A crowd of white people stands in a plaza surrounded by grey, brutalist buildings. They are all facing the camera, behind which a screen displays Cosmonaut Ivan Batalov as he continues his announcement, “…a daughter of the far star, saved by your kindness and bravery.”

3/3 A giant screen displays a grayish white woman with alien head gear on looking out at the crowd in the plaza as Cosmonaut Ivan Batalov continues his announcement, “She is with us, and breathes the Earth air, though [she] was born under a different son.”

Hagsploitated@dulcetspacecadet· Mar 13

This one ends with earth maybe being taken over by the Queen’s alien offspring that the astronauts hand over to the authorities who will “take all necessary precautions” with them. (In the movie, they pulsate.)

A platter full of salmon-colored alien eggs, covered in a green gelatinous substance.

Hagsploitated@dulcetspacecadet· Mar 13

They do a really cool thing with her eyes when she’s mesmerizing the astronauts, though.

1. A close-up still of Florence Marley from Queen of Blood. Her face is green and she has red lipstick on. Her eyes are lit up, almost as if from the inside. Successive photos are the same, getting closer and closer to her eyes.

2. A close-up still of Florence Marley from Queen of Blood. Her face is green we can really only see her green eyes, which are lit up, almost as if from the inside. The third photo is the same, but closer.

3. A close-up still of Florence Marley from Queen of Blood. Her face is green we can really only see her green eyes, which are lit up, almost as if from the inside. 3/3, this is the closest closeup.

Hagsploitated@dulcetspacecadet· Mar 13

Queen of Blood (1966), credited to Curtis Harrington but basically stolen almost entirely from a Soviet movie, A Dream Come True (Mechte Navstrechu), is on lists of Hagsploitation movies.

Title card of the movie, Queen of Blood, written in dripping red letters over an abstract painting.

Hagsploitated@dulcetspacecadet· Mar 12

Watched Die! Die! My Darling, aka The Fanatic (1965), new obsession unlocked. I would watch and/or listen to Tallulah Bankhead do anything.