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Eff

@effendancie

Queer/Black/fat/Mama (any/all pronouns welcome). Born to live (in Mpls), forced to work (in St. Paul). Lover of random factoids, cats, science fiction, and local politics. Profile pic is by bananahkim via Picrew.

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Eff@effendancie· 16d

This is what I get for leaving the garden alone for three days during the summer. (Not pictured: the metric ton of ripe tomatoes already sitting on the counter that I’d harvested before leaving.)

A variety of veggies lay on a table: okra, purple jalapeños, yellow and red tomatoes, an eggplant, and ground cherries

Eff@effendancie· 22d

No pic of it plated because I don’t take appetizing food pics, but I finished it with fresh basil and oregano (also from the garden) and it was delicious. Even if no one else ate it 🥲

Same round baking pan as before, now with roasted tomatoes and eggplant. The top veggies have some nice browning.

Eff@effendancie· 22d

Is it still the “viral tiktok feta pasta” if I add a bunch of eggplant that I discovered in my garden? I dunno, but I think I’m gonna like it. Garden veggies are finally coming up in large enough quantities for dinner 💪🏾

A variety of eggplants and large grape tomatoes on a table

A round baking dish full of cut up eggplant, tomato, and a barely-visible chunk of feta

Eff@effendancie· 23d

I am remiss for posting without a pic. Behold, the sneefle snorfler herself.

A small tuxedo (black and white) cat gets petted by a brown human hand.

Eff@effendancie· 28d

Skyline cleanse: Behold, my mighty harvest (from a couple days ago)!

A Black hand holding two small sour cherries and eight or nine tiny blueberries

Eff@effendancie· Jun 30

Yeah, that about says it. bambamramfan.github.io/ai-compass/

Results from an “AI Compass” quiz (link in skeet). Reads: “You Are… The Union Organizer. Patron Saint: Cory Doctorow. AI is a real tool being used to extract real labor value from people without paying them. You don’t care about the singularity— you care about the artists, writers, and workers getting strip-mined by capital. You’re not anti-technology. You’re anti-theft.”

Eff@effendancie· Jun 20

Oh hey, I remembered it’s Caturday

A brown-skinned hand petting the belly of a black and white cat

Eff@effendancie· Jun 10

Decided to do it up big for my staff meeting presentation during Pride month by wearing my @rosalarian.bsky.social bisexual drip shirt and some finger shinies from @peculiarityshop.bsky.social. Got lots of compliments on the apparel - I assume the presentation was fine too 😂

A Black person wearing a button up shirt with an artfully mesmerizing blue, purple, and pink pattern.

A Black person’s hand displaying an onyx ring on the ring finger and a silver snake ring on the middle finger.

Eff@effendancie· Jun 2

I see a cat, I post a cat.

A medium haired tortoiseshell cat lays on her back looking quizzically at the camera.

Eff@effendancie· Jun 1

Happy pride month. Excited to wear this @garaktailor.com shirt to as many things as I can manage.

Front of a purple shirt that says “The law won’t set us free”

Back of a purple shirt that says “The law won’t keep us down!”

Eff@effendancie· May 28

Chives went wild, therefore: chive blossom vinegar. White wine vinegar on the left, apple cider vinegar on the right

Two pint jars full of chive blossoms and vinegar

Eff@effendancie· May 20

This is a cat checkpoint. Relinquish the most recent cat picture from your phone.

A fluffy tortoiseshell cat lays belly up on a beige couch.

Eff@effendancie· May 17

Actual birthday: fancy brunch requires more baubles for big fingered babes from @peculiarityshop.bsky.social (plus a mesh kraken top from Snag)

A brown skinned person modeling a large silver and green stone ring and a black and gray-green stone pendant.

Eff@effendancie· May 16

It at least let me accessorize with one of my new @peculiarityshop.bsky.social rings. Huzzah for baubles for big fingered babes.

A brown skinned hand wearing a ring with a large colorful stone on the ring finger.

Eff@effendancie· May 16

This is an appropriate shirt for my own 40th birthday party, right?

A shirt that reads “Tired old introvert” in many different colors.

Eff@effendancie· May 7

Mmm, seems like the Wolves aren’t doing so hot

Three posts on the skyline in quick succession talking about how bad the Wolves are playing

Eff@effendancie· Apr 25

A meme with a sad Squidward at a window watching SpongeBob and Patrick frolic below. Squidward is labeled “me”; SpongeBob and Patrick are labeled “#MSPsky posting about the feed being back”.

Eff@effendancie· Apr 20

If you see this, post something orange from your gallery.

A small, fluffy tortoiseshell cat sits under an orange foam fort

Eff@effendancie· Apr 18

Convention bag™️ is getting more swagariffic

Canvas bag that reads “First, they came for reality. #resist” festooned with multiple local political buttons for various campaigns and topics

Eff@effendancie· Apr 11

I know next Monday is the end of the 10-day forecast and therefore the least predictable but wtf is that temp spread??

Screenshot of a weather app that shows wildly fluctuating temperatures

Eff@effendancie· Apr 7

Well, this is one way to disrupt my doomscrolling.

A long haired tortoiseshell cat drapes herself over the shoulder and arm of a Black person wearing glasses and a red hoodie. The cat’s butt is facing the camera and her head is not visible.

Eff@effendancie· Apr 4

If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation

Picture of a snow leopard cub staring at an adult snow leopard’s tail. Underneath, the caption states “Contenplating crimes”

Eff@effendancie· Apr 4

OMG I actually finished a physical book! 🎉 it’s been a hot minute

A hand holding “The Art of Gathering: How We Meet and Why It Matters” by Priya Parker

Eff@effendancie· Mar 19

Yes! Happy to support my favorite Black owned bookstore 😁

A screenshot of libro.fm showing that The Edge of Space-Time has been preordered.

Eff@effendancie· Mar 19

Fig has become a shoulder cat lately. She is happiest when lounging on someone.

A closeup of my longhaired tortie Fig sitting on my shoulder. She is smiling as much as a cat can (eyes closed) while I pet her ear.

Eff@effendancie· Feb 24

Imagine, if you will: at one point in my professional life I maintained inbox zero

Photo of an outlook window showing 14,000 items in the inbox

Eff@effendancie· Jan 20

The Arctic is helping facilitate the general strike as it turns out

A 10-day forecast for Minneapolis that shows the high for Friday to be -11°F.

Eff@effendancie· Jan 19

no new pictures. where are you at mentally?

Tumblr post by user Neptune-e: “every time I move I crunch like popcorn”
Reply by user eyedeleter: “and every time we kiss I swear I could fly”

Eff@effendancie· Dec 29

I get the sense that something happened on The Football today

Three messages in quick succession, all presumably relating to football:
Chris Kluwe, @chriswarcraft: “Damn, that was a hell of an ending. Felt like a playoff game.”
Mina Kimes, @minakimes: “Not to go all Rob Lowe here but three week 18 games for division titles is awesome”
Arif Hasan, @arif: “What a goddamn game”

Eff@effendancie· Dec 19

If I have to do brain intensive work on a Friday, I might as well make it fun

Picture of a red notebook covered in art stickers next to a cardamom latte from Momo Cafe