Elli (she/her)

@elisaelli

Play Pathfinder as much as possible, listen to actual plays when I can't play ttrpgs, get annoyed at science in media, devour comics

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Elli (she/her)@elisaelli· 9d

We're unable to read old product or new product due to the rules of Catfinder.

A very fuzzy, black, green eyed but clueless looking cat shows off his belly and the newest starfinder novel, Assault on Absalom Station by Tim Pratt, which has a picture of a starship and an alien underneath.

Elli (she/her)@elisaelli· 9d

@paizo.com Cats and pathfinder! And the inability to read more until the cat moves.

Black cat looks into the camera while shamelessly laying atop Pathfinder Volume 3, where Ezren (an old, white haired wizard in blue robes) lies bleeding while Merisiel (and elf rogue with many many many knives and tight red leather armor) looks shocked, and a gallowed thief in black and browns tells her to kill Ezren. We won't know what happens next because the cat is laying on top of the next page and obviously cannot be loved.

Elli (she/her)@elisaelli· 28d

And if you'd like to counter protest against Bovino's racist garbage, join the Hoosier Hospitality March, Holland Park in Fishers from 3-6 pm.

Poster detailing Hoosier hospitality march. A red bullhorn is on one side of the image, and Fishers Resists over some people images on the other side.

Large red font states Hoosier Hospitality March.

Main text reads:
Saturday, August 1
3:00 to 6:00 pm
Holland Park
1 Park Drive, Fishers, IN

Small box states: Route: *Attendees with begin at the park and will complete ~2 mi loop. Holland Park to Lantern Rd to Nickel Plate Trail to Municipal Center where there will be a vigil for ICE victims and speakers.

Gray box with white print: We stand in solidarity with immigrants in Indiana. Every person. Every family. Every community deserves to feel welcome, respected, and included. When everyone belongs, Indiana grows stronger!

Small print: In partnership with Noblesville Indivisible, South Indy Indivisible, Indivisible Central Indiana, Indivisible Carmel, Westside Indy Indivisible Resistance Movement, Indy Resistance, Somos Latinos, Indy Action Coalition, Indiana Organizing Project, Voices 4 Democracy, Hamilton County Food not Bombs.

Print at bottom: Build Community. Defend Democracy. fishersresists.org

Elli (she/her)@elisaelli· Jul 11

My preferred Dracula comic (including pajamas!)

The cover of Batgirl #14, with Supergirl and Batgirl back to back, surrounded by several gray Draculas, and a movie theater title in the background with "Batgirl and Supergirl and Dracula". Batgirl is in mostly tight black, with purple side leather. Supergirl is wearing a midriff blue tip with long sleeves. Dracula had a high collared cape, bowtie, and all of the Draculas are in the same open mouth with a glare pose.

Elli (she/her)@elisaelli· Jun 2

If I wanted to take public transport to work, its over two hours. The bus comes to my work twice a day, which I would need to leave my home before 6 am and get back after 730 pm. The only childcare option I have goes from 7 am - 6 pm and I pay a premium. Public transportation has been gutted.

Picture of the Google maps estimate of using public transport to get home. Car takes 26 minutes, public transportation takes 2 hours and 6 minutes, walking takes 7 hours, and biking takes 1 hour 50 minutes. The public transportation option only starts at 524 pm, because the bus only comes twice a day.

Elli (she/her)@elisaelli· May 9

She stares.

The black and white head of a nesting doll, laying sideways and separated from the rest of the doll. One long black stripe splits the middle of the head from top to bottom. The eyes are tiny pricks of dark, staring endlessly and unknowingly into the vast beyond.

Elli (she/her)@elisaelli· May 5

Everyone loves hand drawn kid stuff! She got *so* many compliments about trump in the rain.

Picture of a kid (face blanked out with a red heart) wearing a red and blue and orange flame skirt, pink jacket, black pants standing in front of a train. They're holding two signs - one says protect human rights in rainbow bubble letters, the other had a picture of a person with a rainbow umbrella standing in the rain next to a very orange Trump who has an extra rain cloud falling just on him and also he dropped an ice cream on the ground.

Elli (she/her)@elisaelli· May 3

They could put the mascot in a trenchcoat instead!

A red ketchup bottle mascot, with a very sleezy eye/smile combo and a trenchcoat opened very suggestively.

Elli (she/her)@elisaelli· Feb 12

B planet here we come.

Elli (she/her)@elisaelli· Jan 26

Perhaps?

A parody of the "SICKO" man standing at the window, the picture shows a very badly edited photo of Kristi Noem in a "window" drawn from white lines, with a text bubble that says "HA...YES!" and a "Sickos" label on her shirt.

Elli (she/her)@elisaelli· Jan 18

Today at @thestfnetwork.bsky.social Con, we played @hecticelectron.bsky.social's Raccoon Sky Pirates. Our intrepid band stole a child's easter candy basket, Joker chemicals, tool chest, drone, dill plant, sewing machine, fridge air compressor and THE MEATS. The Raccoons are COMING!

A drawing of the raccoon airship. A hot air balloon garfield lifts an old converted school bus, assisted by flying drones and featuring octopus grabby arms, a food processor, and a 150 foot bungee cord that featured heavily in the "launch a raccoon at a location, raccoon comes back up with loot" strategy employed by our group.

Elli (she/her)@elisaelli· Jan 17

Tried out Unleashed by @critkituk.bsky.social today for @thestfnetwork.bsky.social's Con. Had an absolute blast, look at this ridiculous dog heist. A chihuahua and rottweiler successfully heisted a boat (unfortunately their last companion got put in the crate).

Picture of a job sheet from the Unleashed ttrpg.

"BANKSY wants you to steal ENTIRE SHIP from KORU based in ABIZA" (capitalized words were added to this prompt)

Areas
BOARDING RAMP: STROBE (Medium, next difficult)
CREW QUARTERS (LOOT easy, making it through difficult)
CASINO EASY: search - random item
Buffet (difficult)
POOL MEDIUM: broken elevator
BRIDGE Medium (trapdoors)

Elli (she/her)@elisaelli· Jan 12

Azathoth and Yog Sothoth take your tribute and will eat you last.

The terrifying great old one Azathoth shows off his fuzzy ashy belly (long hair black cat lounging on his person).

Evil old god Yog-Sothoth peers from the starry void into your soul (fuzzy black kitty in a purple tunnel).

Elli (she/her)@elisaelli· Dec 12

Following the tradition of Americans destroying tea, I've found the third/four steeps of a given tea bag work better if you microwave the tea bag with the water. Doing @gailsimone.bsky.social proud.

Tea bag from Friday Afternoon Tea (unsmoked lapsang) floating in what could be described by some as tea. Fourth time this bag has been re-steeped. Cup is glazed blue and brown against a depressing white background.

Elli (she/her)@elisaelli· Sep 17

Hmm wonder where some of that money could come from instead of property taxes.

"As the City begins a historically challenging budget process for 2026, we hope this tool will be of use to Chicagoans, to City officials, and to the CPD itself," said Deborah Witzburg, Inspector General for the City of Chicago. "CPD is the City department which, by a gaping margin, occupies the largest percentage of the City's budget. In recent years, CPD's overtime spending alone has dwarfed the entire budgets of many other City departments. In 2024, for example, over 11,000 sworn CPD members worked some amount of overtime at a cost to taxpayers of more than $270 million."

Chicago taxpayers have spent at least $231.2 million to resolve lawsuits alleging Chicago police officers committed a wide range of misconduct — including wrongful convictions and improper pursuits — this year, according to an analysis of city data by WTTW News.

Elli (she/her)@elisaelli· Sep 15

From the website that the poster was too lazy to click on or read: Made in the USA/Union Made by Iowa-based Dignity Apparel
Union Screen Printed by Iowa-based RAYGUN

Elli (she/her)@elisaelli· Aug 30

I'll let you decide.

From Supergirl #3 (2025), a panel showing Krypto the Superdog with a mask, peeing on a red truck and causing the front to melt with a "Sssszzt" sound. The bearded man in the truck is saying "Nooo, my car!"

Elli (she/her)@elisaelli· Aug 16

City Wedding Vacation!

A fuzzy picture from Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen, where he is wearing a tarzan-like bodysuit, and is putting a wedding ring on Bruna, a gorilla from Gorilla City wearing a mosquito-net veil with yellow flowers.

Elli (she/her)@elisaelli· Jul 8

Whatever do you mean?

A picture of a bookcase showcasing the Superman cover with "President Luthor" seated against a red background. The cover is a spoof of the Art of the Deal.

Elli (she/her)@elisaelli· Feb 5

"Why read when you can pet?"

A black cat sits unrepentantly on top of an open comic book (Legion of Superheroes) on a desk.

Elli (she/her)@elisaelli· Feb 2

Sticker board! I needed something for all of these.

A black frame with a whole bunch of stickers on it, as well as colored paper to punch up the background. There are too many stickers and honestly I don't remember what all of them are from, but there are a mix from various podcasts, ttrpgs, books, Kickstarters, queer happiness, and of course sexy pokemon.

Elli (she/her)@elisaelli· Jan 17

He is equally helpful for in-person games or while prepping (see trying to draw the battlemap for 6-01 Year of Immortal Influence).

A hand attempts to draw a line on a plain map with a dry erase marker, while a black fluffy cat paws at the hand/marker/map and refuses to allow such nonsense. Under the cat is also the map layout for Vigil's Hope, helpfully obscured by the floof.

Elli (she/her)@elisaelli· Jan 17

Well if you insist.

A black cat curls up on a keyboard, next to a copy of the first book of Spore War, Whispers in the Dirt, by Jason Bulmahn. On the computer screen behind the cat, a map in Gatewalkers book 3 is shown, with PCs fighting two invisible creatures.

Elli (she/her)@elisaelli· Jan 16

Groetus, a god in Pathfinder who shows up as a moon with a skull face that circles over the plane of the dead (boneyard), is pictured, but with the addition of white and pink cat ears and a little pink bow. Gruwutus.

Elli (she/her)@elisaelli· Jan 16

Purrball activated and performing at high volume and high fluff levels.

Two very fluffy black cats, Aza and Soth, lay curled in a ball in my arms on a desk. Aza is looking up begging for more pets, both are purring dramatically.

Elli (she/her)@elisaelli· Jan 14

My voids are slapstick Lovecraft horror. They will tear holes in you then fall off a countertop.

Two black fluffy cats sit in one bed on top of a dark grey and tan cat tree. One has his head and a single paw dangling out, looking like he is about to fall out. The other cat has his head on the edge as he sleeps and dreams of world domination.

Elli (she/her)@elisaelli· Dec 20

What is your favorite food from your home culture/country/ region that you love, but that folks don’t seem to know about or appreciate? Persimmon pudding/cheesecake. If you aren't picking up smooshed fruit from the ground (it's the ripest) you're doing it wrong.

Persimmon pudding on a white plate with a big dollop of whipped cream on top. The pudding is a baked brown, with thicker edges and a dense but soft center. Overall about an inch thick and cut into a 4"x4" piece.

Elli (she/her)@elisaelli· Dec 12

There's some gorgeous art from Paizo of a snapdragon leshy (plant person) wielding a flail with the little snapdragon hulls. It's incredibly adorable.

Art credit to Paizo from Fistfuls of Flowers scenario developed for FreeRPGDay. A small humanoid covered in green leaves that drape like armor stands with legs apart, clutching a flail. The haft looks possibly wooden, with metal end caps, the top of which is connected to three metal chains. The chains end in a clean snapdragon hull which looks like a small skull with big round eyes and an oval, almost fish shaped mouth. The humanoid has a pink snapdragon colored and shaped head with eyes, angry green eyebrows, and a toothy mouth, and down her back are more pink snapdragon flowers that flow into a snapdragon tail that extends several feet past her and nearly to the ground. Around her torso she wears a plain metal breastplate.

Elli (she/her)@elisaelli· Dec 5

I love scaring my players just by the use of specific tokens. Just a couple of statues hanging out 😆

It looks like a generic battlemap with 5 foot squares on dirt grass. Two statues that look like crying angels stand beside four player characters - a smiley uplifted raccoon thief, a human woman fighter with a sword, a laughing tanuki swashbuckler, and a devilish (with a gem encrusted tophat) kobold alchemist.

Elli (she/her)@elisaelli· Nov 23

One of my favorite books!