Rob, The Bishop Of Bobbins

@fishwithlasers

ACAB includes Mappy. Rob. Writes and writes about videogames. Ex remakes person, ex legend. Grumbles, watches tat films, does some doodling and stuff. Disabled, depressed, tired. Terfs and bigots shit off elsewhere. He/Him

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Rob, The Bishop Of Bobbins@fishwithlasers· 15h

Nodding along with a lot of this, especially this: mokkograd.net/posts/2026-0...

Furthermore, the People who create and proliferate these models hate life itself. Pointing at a chat window that displays "I have anxiety" and claiming the program behind it has reached a certain degree of cognitive agency, doesn't demonstrate the abilities of their machines, but how little they think of what humans, and any other living organism on this planet is actually capable of.

They don't elevate their chatbots, they are trying to reduce us all to such a degree that there's no apparent difference.

Rob, The Bishop Of Bobbins@fishwithlasers· 10d

Happy Birthday to the second best game next to Space Giraffe, No Man’s Sky.

A space person half submerged on a purple alien planet

A gigantic space station orbits an earth like planet

A futuristic space car gets hit by lightning on a mushroomy hill

A globular, enormous, ringed, metallic space creature.

Rob, The Bishop Of Bobbins@fishwithlasers· 13d

Gonna get that egg proper one day.

Dizzy the egg, an egg with eyes, arms, legs and a mouth falls into the pit thingy from Star Wars, all spikey teeth and tentacles ready to scramble that eggy fucker

Rob, The Bishop Of Bobbins@fishwithlasers· 15d

After all that PR, excitability, money and fuss, this is amazing. I know loads of folk were discussing how he must have bought very little for a very lot during the frenzy of excitement but I wonder if the dude ever has days where he wakes up and is like “hmmmm…”

Following the 1996 liquidation of Escom, one of Amiga's predecessors in interest, the "Commodore" and "C=" trademarks followed a separate path from the other assets. Tulip Computers acquired the trademarks and used them for Commodore-branded PCs. Subsequent transfers brought the trademarks to the present Commodore company. In the agreement, Amiga recognizes this ownership. The copyrights in the historical software, documentation, and other Commodore and Amiga works remained in the chain of title now continued by Amiga. Under the same agreement, Amiga licenses CBM 8-bit software and documentation to Commodore for use in its products.

Amiga retains the right to use and reproduce the Commodore marks in historical and descriptive contexts, including as they appear in original software, documentation, notices, keyboard symbols, on-screen texts, and other content.

The agreement further confirms Amiga's continuing control of technical and numbering resources historically associated with Commodore-Amiga, Commodore Business Machines, Commodore Electronics, Commodore International, and other now-defunct Commodore-formative entities: MAC address OUIs, IP address allocations, port numbers, object identifiers, and other assignments used by Amiga and its predecessors in connection with their systems and activities.

In August 1984, Commodore and Amiga brought their efforts together under Commodore-Amiga, Inc., a name Amiga Corporation still uses as a registered DBA. Forty-two years later, the circle is closing: apart from the "Commodore" and "C=" marks, the principal rights and assets of the Commodore and Amiga eras rest with Amiga.

Rob, The Bishop Of Bobbins@fishwithlasers· 18d

I’d missed this first time round but yeah.

“Immediately post-Covid, food media became acutely aware of the precarious circumstances restaurants were in,” said Matt Buchanan, the former executive editor of Eater, now food editor for the San Francisco Chronicle. Even critics who prided themselves on a strict separation between journalism and the industry they covered found themselves hesitating. How do you fairly review a restaurant running on one server, a skeleton kitchen and QR-code menus? How do you grade a dining room still metabolising the trauma of a near-death experience?

Rob, The Bishop Of Bobbins@fishwithlasers· 27d

I just. I think we’ve fucked it with the nostalgia brains at the mo. Folks are just gone, totally shot. Dude’s describing *a fucking huge amount* of videogames that get brought to market like they mainly went away for some reason. It’s batshit how digital breaks people’s thinking.

Double-A is the tier of gaming below triple-A, and above the tier I've never heard anyone call "single-A" but refer to as "indie". It's the tier of game made by a team of fewer than, say, 70 people - it's not clearly defined - and working within more apparent budgetary constraints. They're games that can't be everything to everyone, in other words, so they're usually shorter and more focused, and arguably more fun.

Rob, The Bishop Of Bobbins@fishwithlasers· 27d

Toasters?

The example he uses is: "If you walk into Tesco right now, almost everybody in Tesco has a favorite song, but they won't have a favorite game, so the impact of music is everywhere, the impact of toasters is everywhere, but gaming is still, we make a lot of money but in this very prescribed set of users."

Rob, The Bishop Of Bobbins@fishwithlasers· 27d

Thanks Google. Thoogle.

Google’s bullshit AI overview trying to shove me off with a one armed shruggie. Fucking thing.

Rob, The Bishop Of Bobbins@fishwithlasers· Jul 20

Starmer starts by saying his work is done.

He says he is going to see the king to resign.

His work is done, he says.

Rob, The Bishop Of Bobbins@fishwithlasers· Jul 16

Have a picture of Flippy, the laser disc turtle to make up for my crimes.

It’s Flippy, the laser disc turtle. That’s a turtle with a laser disc for a tummy, for science reasons. In this picture, he’s giant and very happy as he’s about to step into a city. Oh Flippy, no!

Rob, The Bishop Of Bobbins@fishwithlasers· Jul 13

I hate this. Was that enough to deliver something that size healthily? Has anything changed in the making and selling of videogames since 2016? Who still knows stuff? Who’s left in the lurch? You can’t just numbers it.

According to both Jason Barnes (Associate Design Director) and Jessica Folsom (Associate Director of Community Management), ZeniMax Online Studios is now at the same size as it was when they made both Wrothgar and Summerset," Baratron, the admin of the Unofficial Elder Scrolls Pages wiki Discord, shared from an in-person event in Germany. For reference, the massive Summerset expansion pack (2018) is one of the most celebrated add-ons released for the game.

Rob, The Bishop Of Bobbins@fishwithlasers· Jul 10

Will I take any excuse to draw this little dude again? Yes, I will. I love the little guy. infinitestategames.itch.io/dont-die-mr-...

It’s Mr Robot on a neon, metallic grid. IN SPACE.

Rob, The Bishop Of Bobbins@fishwithlasers· Jul 10

Dude! You pay people for constructive feedback. Refund boxes are for people to type any old shit in to get their money back.

"People refunded the game with the reason 'game too difficult,' and their comments do not really help me to improve or fix the game. Paddle Paddle Paddle is a rage game, so it was planned to be hard. I would like to read more constructive feedback here."

Rob, The Bishop Of Bobbins@fishwithlasers· Jul 10

Wait. What.

There’s another trick I only learned today, after more than a decade of experimenting in Dunwall. Shoot a Wall of Light from a distance, and it’ll flare briefly, reacting to the bolt and swallowing it whole. If that shot should coincide with the instant a guard trundles through the gap, then they’ll be incinerated along with it. From an assassin’s perspective, it’s a clean kill, carried out from a distance and leaving no trace.

Rob, The Bishop Of Bobbins@fishwithlasers· Jul 1

Also, sorry but why am I finding myself asking what year this is so much this week? What year is this?

A slide encouraging folks to find new audiences that aren’t what you’d traditionally class as gamers because it’s 2014 forever now

Rob, The Bishop Of Bobbins@fishwithlasers· Jul 1

Yeah, that’s the one. www.gamedeveloper.com/business/opi...

So few people have caused so much suffering

"Why is the game industry still struggling?"

This question came from one of my colleagues here at Informa Festivals during a December 2025 offsite. My coworker here was still new to the ins and outs of the game industry. I proceeded to monologue for 10 minutes about inflation, AI-driven memory shortages, boom-or-bust development cycles—all the very-real conditions that have harmed our industry.

But what I wanted to say was "a group of fewer than 1,000 people made a series of horrible decisions, and the whole industry is paying for it."

Rob, The Bishop Of Bobbins@fishwithlasers· Jun 25

No way. GTA VI has caused a complete reset of time, space and videogame conversation.

I think - and I'm aware I might get pelters for this, but bear with me if you can - the up front price alone is ultimately fine. There is a value for money question in video games that few other mediums have to wrestle with. It's annoying, and in particular it can confuse the conversation when it comes to actual criticism - you can't talk about the merits of 'art' with any seriousness if you're doing the talking in terms of 'value'; these are two distinct concepts - but at times it's also very much necessary to address it.

These are consumer goods as well as creative works, which, in a way, is the medium's blessing and curse in one.

Rob, The Bishop Of Bobbins@fishwithlasers· Jun 24

#makeaterriblecomicday2026

1st panel, a dog that is legally not snoopy whistles as they walk
2nd panel, dizzy the egg approaches, waving
3rd panel, totally not snoopy scarpers, muttering “fuck” as they go

Rob, The Bishop Of Bobbins@fishwithlasers· Jun 21

I’m sorry, this is just fucking funny. You will not convince me this is anything but the least generous reading of a joke possible.

Toward the middle of The Adventures of Elliot: The Millennium Tales, swashbuckling explorer Elliot prepares to brave the frozen caverns north of a quiet village. Before hitting the road, he can choose to speak to a nondescript local, who warns him of a ferocious monster in the area and advises him to strike it in the eye. The tip sparks the thrill of stumbling upon secret knowledge. With his bow at the ready, Elliot descends into the depths of the caves, where he finds the creature, which turns out to be a giant eyeball. Who would have thought to aim at the peeper?

Rob, The Bishop Of Bobbins@fishwithlasers· Jun 19

Anyway. I’m going back to old cat books and thinking about how great Cyrus The Great was.

The great Cyrus The Great, a black ball of gorgeous floof sitting atop an ornate table with their front paws resting in front of them and one of their back leggies sticking out. From Everybody’s Cat Book, 1909

Rob, The Bishop Of Bobbins@fishwithlasers· Jun 19

This is definitely one of those that says more about the inner workings of Tim Sweeney than actual society.

"The final trend that's affecting gaming is that the market for players' attention has become extraordinarily competitive, more so than I've ever seen before," Sweeney said. "We were competing with lame television and other things. Nowadays, there's all kinds of social media platforms as well as things like prediction markets that trend almost into vice - all competing for people's times, all very effectively

Rob, The Bishop Of Bobbins@fishwithlasers· Jun 18

That is absolutely not going to happen, my friend. My chum. Matey pal.

But a business strategy is not always about the cheapest product. Sometimes it is about the right product at the right margin for the right audience. If Commodore can sell around 10,000 units, the Callback 8020 could become a surprisingly effective cash generator. If the margin is strong, it could help fund the bigger work: rights, engineering, support, future computers and perhaps one day a serious move around the Amiga legacy

Rob, The Bishop Of Bobbins@fishwithlasers· Jun 16

o no

Biffo stands between a dimensional fork in the garden, by a fence. He’s saying “boy” as a sentinel sphere kicked into the air is about to take his chums face off.

Rob, The Bishop Of Bobbins@fishwithlasers· Jun 16

No.

School-friendly Design
Sorry, social notworking. They're connected to the Net, not the Web. Return to The Internot!

Rob, The Bishop Of Bobbins@fishwithlasers· Jun 15

Here’s just one of mine.

Pac-Man holding a dazed ghost’s eye open with one hand and holding a lit lighter in the other.

Rob, The Bishop Of Bobbins@fishwithlasers· Jun 14

what is even going on here, who put this there and why and what

Then: taste-makers (from left) John Waters, Susan Sontag and Carolyn Bessette Kennedy. Now: the physical media to which gen Z are returning.

The media is, like, a handheld video camera?? Some records ?? A box full of things. Kids today!

Rob, The Bishop Of Bobbins@fishwithlasers· Jun 14

I love shit like this. Every single time it’s “first I’ve heard”. I didn’t even know anyone had made a TV series.

First, there’s the ascension of Carolyn Bessette Kennedy – who died alongside her husband, John F Kennedy Jr, in a 1999 plane crash – to 2026’s number one fashion icon. The New Yorker’s neutral, distinctively pared-back, turn-of-the-millennium style has long served as a fount of inspiration online, but when the biopic TV series Love Story aired in February, it catapulted her outfits to ubiquity. Cue blanket media coverage on how to imitate her dress sense in the most literal way imaginable

Rob, The Bishop Of Bobbins@fishwithlasers· Jun 10

Googling anything is such a joy these days. This is “logo commands”

Rob, The Bishop Of Bobbins@fishwithlasers· Jun 9

Yes.

A green beasty with mouth agape pressed right up against the camera yells haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Rob, The Bishop Of Bobbins@fishwithlasers· Jun 8

Actually. This is a lie. There *is* another way.