As a heads up, the elf ears stay ON

Does anyone wanna sponsor weekly flattop refreshes for me thanks

Get you a man who can do both but you’re in charge of which happens when

Which part of the nerd are you bullying/worshipping first?

Maybe I’m a pervert but damn do I love going to the barber.

Does anyone want to recreate this but we’re all dressed like me?

I fear I must return to the flattop soon.

Checked me briefs and yep, it’s Wednesday. That means just one more day until Brief Encounters at @jackhammerchicago.bsky.social @theholechicago.bsky.social Come out and see if I remember to put on my Thursday pair.

I’m seeing double?! TWO tighty whities events in Chicago in the same week? Come out to both for double the briefs, double the bulges, and double the bullying. See you NEXT Thursday at @theholechicago.bsky.social and NEXT Saturday at @cellblockchi.bsky.social

Cat posting on main to remind everyone I’m not just a groundbreaking nerd fetishist but also a good father

A lot of folks ask why label your briefs? Well that’s easy. Once I’m your dom and you’re stuck in tighty whities every day, we will need to differentiate our pairs. The day of the week? That’s because I’m a nerd.

It’s 94 degrees and very humid in Chicago so you can imagine what these pits smell like after the gym.

POV: you are my seat

It’s Friday my dorks

Just because I’m a geek it doesn’t mean you get out of sniffing my post gym pits btw

Hey bud, if you do a good job sniffing my socks, maybe I’ll let you play with the belt buckle.

Hey man your older brother’s kind of a geek but I’m kinda into it?

Is it fetish psychosis or is the Zelda belt buckle with the Magic: The Gathering suspenders kind of a serve?

Cursed foot fetish content for you nerd worshippers

Why yes, I have been learning to play Magic: The Gathering and it’s immediately become a kink for me. How could you tell? Sound off in the comments on which decks I should play, if socks and sandals are actually a valid look, and if guys who play Magic: The Gathering actually have bigger butts.

Turns out punks look as good in tighty whiteys are nerds do. I guess you’ll need to see it yourself at Brief Encounters, this Thursday at 9 at @theholechicago.bsky.social @jackhammerchicago.bsky.social

One fun thing about Chicago is you may just always see a gay guy with stinky pits taking flex photos

It’s Pride Month so be whatever kind of faggot you like to be: just be a faggot!

Hey so my pits kinda stink???

It was cartoon dog day at the gym.

It’s bubba hours

What would you do if you found out your bully wore tighty whiteys?

Kiss my Hot Topic ass

Hey bud, you’ve got some tighty whities to worship

Which are you sniffing first: your bully’s pits, smoke, or butt?