Gin and Bacon (@ginandbacon) · DIRTY

Gin and Bacon

@ginandbacon

Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Je suis Marxiste, tendance Groucho!

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Gin and Bacon@ginandbacon· 8d

This. Is. Hell.

A croud scene at night, as far as the eye can see are people enjoying wine.

Gin and Bacon@ginandbacon· 9d

Went for a swim in the lake last night, the water levels really show how bad things are. I'd estimate it was about 1m below normal.

The beach at Balatonfüred.
The water level is very low. In the foreground is a sun shade for the small children, this was put up originally at the water's edge. The water us another 80-100 metres away.

Gin and Bacon@ginandbacon· 14d

Me: think I'll cool down in the pool. The pool:

A picture of a pool thermometer showing 34°C.

It had shown 36°C before I switched on the pump.

Gin and Bacon@ginandbacon· 21d

Birfday breakfast noms

A langos and an iced coffee.
The langos is a fried flat disc of dough and this one is covered in sour cream and grated cheese.

Gin and Bacon@ginandbacon· Jun 29

This hat, I want a new copy of this hat:

Picture of a baseball card featuring Bobby Bonds in a White Sox cap.

It just says SOX. I want this hat.

Gin and Bacon@ginandbacon· Jun 26

Gamed it:

The silly political survey everyone is doing. I tried to go full on twat:

Your Results
9% Woke - 91% Chud
88% Techbro
12% Neo-Luddite
69% Hopepilled - 31% Doomer
6% Davos = 94% Dubai

Your Closest Match:
Nayib Bukele
President of El Salvador (2019-present)

Gin and Bacon@ginandbacon· Jun 4

What's your favourite odyssey adaptation? wrong answers only:

Poster from OC & Stiggs; sadly one of my guilty pleasure movies.

Gin and Bacon@ginandbacon· May 29

Lovely remote spot for the weekend...

A photo of the ground with 20 tv remotes lying on the ground in a circle.

Sorry.

Gin and Bacon@ginandbacon· May 26

FEAST YOUR EYES! A piece from the wonderful @gingertotty.bsky.social for Mrs Wife's birthday. She* is absolutely overjoyed by it! Details in the alt, kids! [*Mrs Wife, though I know Amelia is pretty chuffed too]

A watercolour painting of three bouquets of flowers going left to right.
Each bouquet is slightly larger then the previous and all feature a mixture of red, white and green flowers. The final bunch also has orange and pink orchids. In front of each is a label with one word. Reading, in Hungarian, "Nagyon szeretlek kedvesem" which means "My darling, I love you very much"

This is all because on the Valentine's day after we met I sent her three bouquets each with the one word card. And the orchids? I bought her orchids from Singapore for her wedding corsage.

Gin and Bacon@ginandbacon· May 22

Who should be the next James Bond? Wrong answers only

Steve Evets, he can even bring his own suit.

Gin and Bacon@ginandbacon· Apr 29

It'll buff out...

The rear view of a Nissan Micra. It has been smashed in by another car running into it while parked.

Reader, it will not buff out.

Gin and Bacon@ginandbacon· Apr 15

Pob

Pob, a children's tv puppet, or maybe Michael Gove, a failed Tory MP.

Gin and Bacon@ginandbacon· Apr 7

A "No-Sofa" Sign

A sofa in a red circle with a red line through it, much in the style of a road sign forbidding some action.

Gin and Bacon@ginandbacon· Apr 2

Already got one - home.

Screen grab of an Email from Tripadvisor:

Find a place to stay in Balatonfured

Gin and Bacon@ginandbacon· Mar 28

Royal Mail: We've left a card at your address with the Safeplace details. The Safeplace:

A photo of a black bin with a small green kitchen waste bin beside it, and between the two is a box.

Gin and Bacon@ginandbacon· Mar 21

Me: I'll be spending all day in the library. The library:

The Library, which is a pub in Durham.

Gin and Bacon@ginandbacon· Mar 7

You, in another decade.

A young man, mid-20s, side on.
He's wearing a garish dress shirt with a red patterned back, red bow tie and has ever so slightly receding hair, you'd hardly notice really.
He's drinking a pint from a glass tankard.

Yes, that man is me.
Yes, I was young and handsome and stylish.

Gin and Bacon@ginandbacon· Feb 2

Col at school:

Far Side cartoon - Midvale School for the Gifted
You all know the one, a fat kid pushing on a door that says pull.

That's col, that is.

Gin and Bacon@ginandbacon· Jan 19

Post a car picture you took: My car too.

An NG TA, styled after a 1930s Aston Martin, with the side of the hood open exposing the b-series engine that lies beneath.
He name is Piroska and she gives joy.

Gin and Bacon@ginandbacon· Jan 9

What was your #childhoodcinema Odeon Woking; replaced by an office block.

Odeon Cinema, Duke Street, Woking. It was replaced by an office block I would work in.

I saw Bambi there and it made me sad.

Gin and Bacon@ginandbacon· Dec 24

Smol tree

A Christmas tree, about 3m tall, in s living room with a baby tree in the background on the first floor landing.

Gin and Bacon@ginandbacon· Dec 17

Hair

Something you had in 1991 but not in 2025

Gin and Bacon@ginandbacon· Dec 4

Don't hate on me just because I'm cool as!

A picture of a page from a photo album with one picture. Above the photo is the year 1978. The photo shows a young dude leaning against a car with two older girls looking on.

That dude is 11 year old me.
The car is a 1930s sports car; not the model's own.

Gin and Bacon@ginandbacon· Nov 28

Bish, bash, bosh. Loadsadosh! (One for the kids there)

Kier Starmer at a lecturn with the text "there's a famous slogan in the United Kingdom"

Gin and Bacon@ginandbacon· Nov 6

It's a Bond Bug with an extra wheel:

A Bond Bug.

Allegedly it was a three wheeled car.

In practice it was a death trap that could be fun.

Gin and Bacon@ginandbacon· Oct 28

irresponsibly posting my location on social media

I crop from a map reading "Bastardstown"

Gin and Bacon@ginandbacon· Oct 24

An image of a bottle in four panels, the last one is a Molotov.

The text reads:
Optimist: The bottle is half full
Pessimist: The bottle is half empty
Realist: the bottle is half empty and half full

Hungarians in 1956: The bottle is half gasoline and half motor oil and on fire."

Gin and Bacon@ginandbacon· Oct 22

Not only, but also:

Standartenführer Ernst Vogel from that there Indiana Jones.

On his cap between the peek and the SS ap badge is a Totenkopf, the skull what the OP never saw in the Indiana Jones films...

Gin and Bacon@ginandbacon· Oct 7

1. Squeeee! 2. It appears they get rid of grey squirrels, so double win.

From https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_pine_marten:

The recovery of the European pine marten in Ireland has been credited with reducing the population of invasive grey squirrels. Where the range of the expanding European pine marten population meets that of the grey squirrel, the population of the grey squirrels quickly retreats and the red squirrel population recovers. Because the grey squirrel spends more time on the ground than the red squirrel, which co-evolved with the pine marten, they are thought to be far more likely to come in contact with this predator.

Gin and Bacon@ginandbacon· Aug 23

Breakfast

A langos, a type of fried dough with cheese, garlic and sour cream topping.

Suitable for every meal.