Turd Ferguson

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They call me King Turd up here on Shit Mountain.

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Turd Ferguson@hermando· 4d

When I was a kid, pre internet/computer, we got the address for Shaq’s fan club & my brother and I wrote letters. In mine I wrote about how much I liked his commercials as grandpa Shaq, how he played, etc and my brothers was more generic but at the last minute I switched the names (see pic/alt text)

A picture of my full skeet because I don’t know how to thread:

When I was a kid, pre internet/computer, we got the address for Shaq’s fan club & my brother and I wrote letters. In mine I wrote about how much I liked his commercials as grandpa Shaq, how he played, etc and my brothers was more generic but at the last minute I switched the names because I didn’t want Shaq to think I wasn’t cool(???). When we got a response my brother got all sorts of cool shit and I just some generic picture. Still upset.

Turd Ferguson@hermando· 14d

I should call her

A still picture of an inlet nappe oscillation which is some physics thing that happens when water creates a seal within itself in a pond drain. This sucker is PULSATING.

Turd Ferguson@hermando· 20d

@mollyknight.bsky.social Laura Kampf, YouTuber and maker extraordinaire, recently found a dog that is 100% related to Canelo in spirit, if not blood, living on the street near her shop in LA and I needed you to know

A small chihuahua mix eating dog food placed out for him. He is a good dog.

Turd Ferguson@hermando· Jul 9

Twin Cities specific request: I have a lot of tools (mostly woodworking) & smart home/electronics & normal home furnishing that is probably worth $1k+( very conservative) but I do not have the capacity to marketplace/craigslist. Does anyone know of any srvcs that help with this kind of stuff?

My full skeet without character limits: Twin Cities specific request: I have a lot of tools (mostly woodworking) & smart home/electronics & normal home furnishing that all told is probably worth $1k+( very conservative) but I do not have the capacity to marketplace/craigslist. Does anyone know of any srvcs that help with this kind of stuff? I am not concerned about getting max $$ as I am about it not just being thrown out by goodwill/etc because it’s kind of specialized stuff but also the poor midwestern in me won’t let me just give it all away. I am open to all sorts of suggestions/arrangements. I could also use super organizing my shop areas help (for money of course) someone good at the economy please help, my family is dying.

Turd Ferguson@hermando· May 23

A screencap of Star Trek : TNG enterprise in space with the words “pee is stored in the balls” above it as if it’s the episode title. Very funny stuff.

Turd Ferguson@hermando· May 16

Turd Ferguson@hermando· May 12

I don’t know which dog this was but I watch this every week just to see them being perfect. 15/10 dog. No notes.

A perfect wiry golden retriever being pulled in a wagon and barking.

Turd Ferguson@hermando· May 4

Badly edited photo of Louise Menchs tweet about Steve bannon being executed for espionage but with cait saying it’s the death penalty for baby yoda and she’s happy about it

Turd Ferguson@hermando· Apr 24

RAISE HELL PRAISE DALE

Turd Ferguson@hermando· Apr 24

Go clones (37.31 + fees for 2011 Iowa State v #2 OSU) Cc: @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social

Turd Ferguson@hermando· Mar 13

Would be pretty nice if the fees was 1¢ less

A screen cap of a donation of only $10.70 (because I’m a poor) with the “joke” being that if the fees were 1¢ less it would be $10.69 which is a childish joke that I still use as a 30 or 40 year old.

Turd Ferguson@hermando· Feb 21

Lmfao

A blurry picture of a hoodie that has an American flag and “CHARLIE KIRK” on the back

Turd Ferguson@hermando· Feb 20

Raise hell praise Dale

An old style bombadier track machine used for taking yuppie ice fishers out to a lake with the number 3 in loosely the style of Dale Earnhardt

Turd Ferguson@hermando· Jan 14

Turd Ferguson@hermando· Nov 21

Fuck yeah best $cough.69 I’ve spent this month @edsbs.bsky.social

A hand painted blue warhammer 40k character, I think maybe a space marine, I have no idea but he’s got a gun and a sword and is bitchin. He also is standing behind a little fake plant. I think his backpack might also fly?

Turd Ferguson@hermando· Nov 1

Oh he is mad as hell

A large golden retriever sitting on a blue and white outdoor rug on a deck that desperately needs refinished. He’s wearing a small buffalo plaid hat with faux fur on his head and a way too large buffalo check flannel coat with shearling lining. He is fucking furious.

Turd Ferguson@hermando· Sep 29

And Maggie you could have the chance of petting Dennis at one of the many dog parks!

A giant golden retriever sleeping on his back with his teefs showing on an old fake leather couch that really needs replaced but have you ever been couch shopping it’s impossible

Turd Ferguson@hermando· Aug 22

He was cookin with this one tho

Pres Lincoln wearing his stovepipe hat with a badly shaped “I BE THINKIN” on it

Turd Ferguson@hermando· Aug 12

Tweet text: me and my friends would’ve killed E.T. with hammers I can tell you that much

Turd Ferguson@hermando· Jul 23

Turd Ferguson@hermando· Jun 24

Mack-elangelo the night before he crossed the rainbow bridge

The most handsomest perfectest biggest golden retriever that ever was wearing a ninja turtles costume of Michelangelo. His name was Mack and I miss him dearly.

Turd Ferguson@hermando· May 30

It’s the freakin weekend!

Dril tweet : its the weekend baby. youknow what that means. its time to drink precisely one beer and call 911

Turd Ferguson@hermando· May 23

It’s Mack’s 10th Birthday. He’s gotten numerous pup cups and treats and (unseasoned) sirloin for dinner. Everyone say Happy Birthday, Mack! @darthbluesky.bsky.social @pfrazee.com

A picture of four golden retrievers sitting in a kitchen that has orange-brownish linoleum from the 70’s that badly needs to be replaced and hopefully will be this summer. They are spread out and all wearing makeshift Happy Birthday hats. Mack is by the stove and is a light golden and he’s wearing a black bandana. He’s the handsomest bestest boy in the whole world. In front of him is a giant green stuffy of a Stanley cup. To the back left is his nephew Dennis who is standing and is also a light golden color. He’s OK. More to yhe immediate left are two smaller darker golden retrievers named Sumi Lou and Ophelia. They are great dogs and affectionately known as the Stinkies. Mack and I lived with them when they were little puppies so we call him Mack Mom because he loves them and mothered them. Unfortauntely, Mack has a brain tumor and this will probably be his last birthday so we’re doing it extra special for him.

Turd Ferguson@hermando· May 19

Is #treeSky a thing? Can anyone help me identify this tree? It’s located in mid-central Minnesota near a lake if that helps. Thanks in advance!

Four+ narrow tree trunks that are coming from same source. The bark is thickish and is somewhat moss covered. The tree is in north-central Minnesota near a lake. I am trying to determine the variety.

A brightish green heart shaped leaf with serrated edges and veins(?) branching out from the center line. Variety undetermined.

A smiling, wet golden retriever sitting amongst trees on a hillside.

Turd Ferguson@hermando· May 16

@darthbluesky.bsky.social I just got free fries in my bag at McDonald’s can you believe it also my dog went to work with my buddy yesterday and guess what he did some science

An extremely handsome perfect golden retriever with a whitened face sits underneath a white science table that has a monitor and a microscope on it. He’s wearing a black bandana and is smiling. He helped a lot doing research.

Turd Ferguson@hermando· Apr 11

Mack would like to offer you his baby to see if that helps.

A white face golden retriever wearing a red banana holding a green/purple octopus chew toy in his mouth. He’s very handsome. The background is a very messy living room with sorted laundry on the coffee table.

Turd Ferguson@hermando· Mar 11

I found out my perfect, sweet, handsome, once-in-a-lifetime pup has a brain tumor and I’m really sad and I hope I’ve given him a good life

The most handsomest perfect golden retriever that’s ever existed he’s got a light yellow coat with a whitening face and a small. He’s wearing a red bandana.

Turd Ferguson@hermando· Mar 10

@edsbs.bsky.social hell yeah Spencer way to show out

A picture of a large man with a beard and long hair and glasses that is definitely Spencer hall sitting ring side at a professional wrestling match holding a sign that says “pro science pro choice pro wrestling”

Turd Ferguson@hermando· Jan 17

There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see

A picture taken of a tv screen of a paused YouTube video where there is a white KEI truck with a black trailer attached and on the trailer is a yellow mini excavator. The truck /trailer is on a gravel road with some leaveless pine trees behind it. The tv sceeen has yellowish ambient lighting around it that syncs with the picture on the screen. The Phillips hue system it’s pretty cool.

Turd Ferguson@hermando· Jan 8

Whoa you guys my dog has suddenly grown to an incredible length does anybody have any experience with this??