Jesse

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Yet another tech worker who bemoans capitalism. Sorry! There are a lot of us! I help maintain fennel-lang, a smol lisp that embeds in all the things. Always trawling for new music, esp. avant-anything. He/they works 🤷

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Jesse@jaawerth· 21d

wow, they really can't help it, like ever, and that post is next level. I already thought this Fox News bit on DC's presumptive future DSA/WFP Mayor was free advertising. except the buses should be free for everyone, but the fact that it's so milquetoast makes it funnier

A Fox News still with Laura Ingraham trying to scare people about Janeese Lewis George, Washington DC's DSA/WFP Dem candidate for Mayor (the presumptive Mayor, DC is like 96% Dem) with:

"Janeese Lewis George's Far-Left Policy Agenda:"

* End cooperation w/ ICE
* Opposing extending youth curfews
* Free buses for residents in SNAP program
* Expand rent stabilization program
* Create car-free areas in DC
* City-owned grocery stores
* Universal childcare

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Jesse@jaawerth· Jul 11

More like a cigar. Look at this beautiful chungus

A shot of the Victoria Crowned Pigeon from behind, standing on a branch in front of a brick wall, looking huge

Jesse@jaawerth· Jul 10

Same energy

Three character profiles:

Name: Deivirile
Illustration: a standard wizard with a white board, robe, and pointy hat. He has his arms spread wide, and his moth is open.
Description: "This is Wysard. He befriends Henry during our story and they become lifelong friends. The Deivirile taught humans about chemistry, biology, botany and medicine."

Name: Goutas
Illustration: Basically a sasquatch. He's smiling goofily
Description: "This is Gootaus." (yes really that's the whole description)

Name: Grott
Illustration: Another sasquatch, but this one looks much more put together. His hair is groomed, and he's smiling brightly in a much more normal way
Description: "This is Grott. He has an energy shield surrounding and penetrating his entire body making him immortal. Possessed of a gregarious sense of humor makes him fun to be around."

Jesse@jaawerth· Jul 9

The expressions aren't even really that similar but I can't get this comparison out of my head

The newscaster lady in the viral Keep Fucking That Chicken news blooper https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cfqc89i6zsM

A woman sitting at a news desk in a very newsy blue outfit. Her face is stuck somewhere between shock and mortification, and her eyes are comically bugging out in a very relatable way

Jesse@jaawerth· Jul 9

The trifecta is amazing but you've also made me realize that Projecting-Emotions Romulan Face is basically always hilarious. Even in actually-dramatic scenes

Romulan yelling "It's a fake!" from DS9 episode "In the Pale Moonlight"

Jesse@jaawerth· Jul 9

I love the skintight cargo pockets. If this were a comic, you'd get through many issues where they're never ever used, to the extent people think they're not pockets, and then the quivalent of this panel that sticks in my memory (not comparing it to Liefeld's pouches, just love this joke)

Panel from Deadpool & Cable #12

Fixer: You took his pacreas?
Deadpool: I had the sword out already and, well, he took LOT of my brain, I figured, it's just a pancreas.
Fixer: Uhm... where is it?
Deadpool: You know how ew have these little pouches on our belts, but we never seem to use them...

Jesse@jaawerth· Jul 9

I haven't even scrolled up to read whatever y'all were originally arguing about, but the 1 month posts thing is a "you" problem Though I'm curious how he got all the way back to 2023 on the Trump search, I got sick of scrolling at 8 months

A few Katz posts from October about Platner. Last one is "So Platner is really going for the 'it's going to be a maze' defense eh"

Jesse@jaawerth· Jul 9

Today in texts on my phone:

A text message saying "Let's just say I was happy to see this in the trash at our house," below which is a photo of a a "Women for Graham" sign bent into a U shape and stuffed into a trash can

Jesse@jaawerth· Jul 8

I forgot until it came in the mail that the vinyl I'd ordered off Bandcamp a while back for `Time? Astonishing!` had variant cover art, and I've realized this makes for the SECOND record in my collection with a Sci-Fi Guy who Likes To Watch on the cover

LP cover art for Kito Jempere's “Green Monster”:

A Martian-esque landscape, except the dusty ground is bright pink. There is a couple kissing on the right-hand side. BEHIND the couple is a large repitlian alien reminiscent of Futurama's Lrr (ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8!). They 1.5 the hight of the couple, but *looming* over them while standing directly behind the man, watching them kiss.

The man, facing to the right, is wearing a suit looking somewhat like David Tenant as the 10th Doctor except his tinted green down to his suit, skin, and hair. The woman, kissing him while facing left, is also in office attire (skirt suit). Her clothes are suited pinkish, curly hair is the brightest and most fluorescent pink in the image.

LP cover art for Kool Keith and L‘Orange's “Time? Astonishing!”

It's the famous V-J day black and white photo of the US Navy sailor kissing a nurse. Only, it has been edited such that the main character of the concept album, a time traveler, is standing right behind them watching them kiss from a close enough distance to be unsettling.

The time traveler is rather workmanlike, but also ominous: full-body environment suit that also looks a bit like coveralls, including a construction vest, gloves. He's wearing a ski mask but around it is the sort of kneck aparatus you see on a space suit to seal the helmet. Also has googles and what eems to be a head lamp? Oh, and knee pads.

Jesse@jaawerth· Jul 7

at first it felt like not much more than the usual amount of DC fireworks, but the increasingly visible-to-the-naked-eye miasma accumulating soon changed my mind. so NOT 800,000 but he still got to stick it to the locals. the AM air quality was nuts (this is city average; my local censors hit ~375)

Bar chart showing Air Quality in Washington, DC from 9PM July 4th to 2PM July 5th

12 AM (fireworks begin): just under 100 (yellow)
1 AM: ~150 (red)
2 AM: ~175 (red)
3 AM: ~175 (red)
4 AM: ~175 (red)
5 AM: ~175 (red)
6 AM: ~250 (purple)
7 AM: peaked at just under 300 (purple)
8 AM: ~225 (purple)
9 AM: ~175 (red)
10 AM: just under 150 (orange)
11 AM: ~125 (orange)
12 PM: ~110 (orange)
1 PM: just under 100 (yellow)
11 PM: just under 100 (yellow)

Jesse@jaawerth· Jul 6

whenever white people deny this about identity politics, it reminds me of this old math joke

An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are shown a pasture with a herd of sheep, and told to put them inside the smallest possible amount of fence.

The engineer is first. He herds the sheep into a circle and then puts the fence around them, declaring, "A circle will use the least fence for a given area, so this is the best solution."

The physicist is next. She creates a circular fence of infinite radius around the sheep, and then draws the fence tight around the herd, declaring, "This will give the smallest circular fence around the herd."

The mathematician is last. After giving the problem a little thought, she puts a small fence around himself and then declares, "I define myself to be on the outside!"

Jesse@jaawerth· Jul 6

Classic

A scene in Balder's Gate 2 wherein a genie forces the player to solve a riddle requiring algebra to cross a cobblestone bridge:

Genie: Excellent! A princess is as old as the prince will be when the princess is twice as old as the prince was when the princess's age was half the sum of their present age. Which of the following, then, could be true?

1: The prince is 20 and the princess is 30.
2: The prince is 40 and the princess is 30.
3: The prince is 30 and the princess is 40.
4: The prince is 30 and the princess is 20.
5: They are both the same age.
6: I surely don't know.

Jesse@jaawerth· Jul 5

HAPPY 5TH OF JULY In a normal year I'd watch from a rooftop instead of occasionally looking out the window, but fuck that shit

DC fireworks from out a window. They are half blocked by a building and obscured a bit by the haze of toxic gas

Jesse@jaawerth· Jun 30

I'm normally totally lost when I encounter out-of-context sportsposting, but this one seems easier somehow

Three different people posting "We hebeen een serieus probleem", one of whom has a screenshot of the original Geert Wilders tweet

Jesse@jaawerth· Jun 26

Zohran Mamdani is the Mayor of Bluesky

My political compass results:
- 92%% woke / 8% chud (because of the "hate spech is free speech" one, which I didn't *totally* disagree with)
- 44% techbro / 56% Neo-Luddite
- 58% Hopepilled / 42% Doomer
84% Davos / 16% Dubai

Closest match: Zohran Mamdani

Jesse@jaawerth· Jun 24

This show was part of a music festival lineup there - Nico and Kevin Ayers also played there kevinayers.org/tours/ayers-...

Arles Festival, August 6th 1975. Audience at the Theatre Antique. Photo by Roy Perring

from https://kevinayers.org/tours/ayers-nico-1975-arles

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Jesse@jaawerth· Jun 5

It ain't Battle Chess if it isn't a bit twisted. I didn't make the rules! Also, I vaguely recalled a similar pawn-head-explosion animation in a mid-90's version, but I couldn't find it on youtube. But because of this, I learned there was a 2015 remaster! www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRgG...

Jesse@jaawerth· Jun 5

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

Another photo of a saddleback caterpillar from the back, at a bit of an angle so the rest of the body is visible. Two markings on the posterier mimic the appearance of huge terrifyingly glowing yellow eyes, immediately reminsicent of the ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL Mass Effect meme

Another shot of a saddleback caterpillar directly from the back, showing the two glowing-yellow-eye-like markings directly

Jesse@jaawerth· May 7

The Founder Class STILL absolutely can not resist talking about The Singularity as if it's a brand new concept For Smart People instead of tantalizing nerd bait that dates back to at least 1965 and is literally in the first paragraph of en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Technol...

First paragraph of the linked Wikipedia article:

The **technological singularity**, often simply called **the singularity**,[1] is a hypothetical event in which technological growth accelerates beyond human control, producing unpredictable changes in human civilization.[2][3] **According to the most popular version of the singularity hypothesis, I. J. Good's intelligence explosion model of 1965, an upgradable intelligent agent could eventually enter a positive feedback loop of successive self-improvement cycles**; more intelligent generations would appear more and more rapidly, causing an explosive increase in intelligence that culminates in a powerful superintelligence, far surpassing human intelligence.[4]

Jesse@jaawerth· May 6

Not only did September's Angine de Poitrine @ Atlantis DC tickets sell out immediately, but holy shit that resale price Nuts that they were booked in a 500-capacity venue in the first place but goddamn those ticket holders are gonna have a hell of a time if they don't move it

Stubhub pricing for the September 15 Angine de Poitrine show at The Atlantis DC, showing the last two General Admission tickets for $979 each

Jesse@jaawerth· Apr 28

oh my god

Melania wearing a black coat over a white shirt with an identical hat the the one depicted above, but black with a white band around it

Jesse@jaawerth· Apr 17

I decided that Bandcamp Friday that they were a perfect early foray back into cassettes since childhood, and now they live on what is organically becoming the smol pink physical media shelf

Jesse@jaawerth· Apr 14

It's part of the robot's signature look, apparently. Along with a "diamond-set Rolex" tvpworld.com/92621347/hum...

Quote from the article:

Part of Edward’s appeal is how he dresses in a way more common for a city influencer than a machine: he wears a backpack and a diamond-set Rolex.

The watch, Grzelaczyk said, came from “his first cooperation” with a company. The backpack is both practical and symbolic. “Just as a person sometimes carries a backpack, Edward carries a backpack,” he said.

On one occasion, after buying perfume at Warsaw’s Hala Mirowska market, “the seller simply put it in the bag.”

Jesse@jaawerth· Mar 6

Armor? Not trophies? Suuure

The titular Predator, from... Predator (1987), arms spread wide, head raised dramatically. I think he's laughing in this scene? Can't quite remember, clearly need to rewatch! It's relatively late in the film, given the mask is off

Jesse@jaawerth· Mar 4

How dare you, I grew up there and I'll remember how to get there any second now

scene in Dark CIty when they arrive at "Shell Beach", only to arrive at a brick wall painted to look like the postcard for Shell Beach shown earlier in the film. John Murdoch is staring at the wall with his hands up against it as Bumstead looks on

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Jesse@jaawerth· Feb 25

Evergreen

Jesse@jaawerth· Feb 24

If you equate Israel and Jews, I guess. Personally, speaking as a Jew myself, I rather strongly prefer when people don't do that. Granted, I also prefer when people don't hand anything to Tucker Carlson (you do not have to, etc etc), but come on