Jaconian

@jaconian

He/Him. I listen to various genres of metal and video game music. I'm an omnivore, a gamer, a drinker of beer & mead, a musician & was the ENFORCER JDub at PAX '08-'10.

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Jaconian@jaconian· Jul 8

I rec'd a review code for Poetic Trio by Sometimes You for the Switch, and it's going to be hard to natively review since video recording is disabled, & I found out there are no checkpoints. My first 59 minutes will need to be replayed. Not a great start. #PoeticTrio #Keymailer #SometimesYou

The opening menu for the video game Poetic Trio. The names of each chapter are "Plaviophile," "Chionophile," and "Loverowind." There is a woman with long dark hair in a white dress in the background, under the chapter titles.

A view from a hiking trail with a waterfall in the middleground, an urban cityscape in the background, and a wooden bridge in the foreground passing from the middle of the screen to the right. There is a poem in the center of the screen that reads:

When on the leaves the rain persists.
And every gust brings showers down
When all the woodland smokes with mists
I take the old road out of town
Into the hills through which it twists.

A muddy hiking trail with rocks and boulders on either side of the trail. There are leaves covering part of the trail in the foreground. The leaves on the trees vary in color from brown to yellow to red.

A muddy and rain soaked hiking trail with rocks and boulders on either side of the trail. There are a few trees on either side as well, sparcely populated by leaves. The sky in the background is grey and overcast. There is a poem in the foreground that reads:

Around the root the beetle glides
A living beryl: and the ant.
Large. agate-red. a garnet. slides
Beneath the rock: and every plant
Is roof for some frail thing that hides.

Jaconian@jaconian· Jul 5

Any company that doesn't put (back) fennel seeds into their Everything Bagel seasoning blend is a coward.

Kirkland's Everything Bagel Seasoning blend, about 95% full

The ingredient list for Kirkland's Everything Bagel Seasoning: sesame Seeds, Salt, Dehydrated Garlic, Dehydrated Onion, Black Sesame Seeds, Poppy Seeds.

The ingredient list for Morton & Bassett's Everything Sprinkle: Sesame Seeds, Garlic, Onion, Poppy Seeds, and Caraway Seeds

Jaconian@jaconian· Jul 5

After multiple attempts of finding the right tone and acknowledgements, I might finally have a final draft of my article for #HORSES by @santaragione.com ready to go up on Monday. It's taken a couple of months, but I'm happier than I've been with previous drafts.

The banner for the 2025 video game Horses. The background is red with white lettering. In the foreground is the protagonist Anselmo, looking confused and horrified with a shadowy silhouette of the farmer and a horse in the background.

Jaconian@jaconian· Jun 30

From the video game, Donkey Kong Bananza on the Switch 2.

Donkey Kong, in his King Bananza form, has his right arm clocked back, about to punch a giant metal and stone ball like he's Chris Freaking Redfield over here.

Jaconian@jaconian· Jun 30

Finally beat Donkey Kong Bananza today! Had The Squire demeaning me when I was dying, but cheering his big ol' heart out during these last couple of minutes. That battle was something else and a pain in the butt (3rd day attempting, but very satisfying there at the end. Video contains spoilers.

Jaconian@jaconian· Jun 24

Might be 1.5 billion up from yesterday, but still down 34.3 billion from when the above pic was pulled.

Jaconian@jaconian· Jun 20

"Bitches love Sandskrit."

Jaconian@jaconian· Jun 16

I'm currently playing a wonderfully cute marble maze indie puzzle game, "Game With Balls" by #GeertVerhoef on the Nintendo Switch 2. The method of control is the internal gyroscope & the HD rumble when the marble falls into holes. [Disc: I rec'd a review code from Keymailer] Article coming soon.

Jaconian@jaconian· Jun 4

Just putting it out there, I don't think Robert De Niro gets enough credit for his portrayal and performance of The Creature in Mary Shelly's Frankenstein (1994).

Updated movie poster for the 1994 film by Kenneth Branagh, "Mary Shelly's Frankenstein." There is a beam of light against a black background, shining on The Creature, who is covered with a sheet, being held aloft by chains and a pulley system.

Jaconian@jaconian· Jun 2

On Friday we'll be releasing our Game EXP article for the introspective "you better believe video games are art" game, PULMO from indie devs Emil Ismaylov & Denis Petrov on the Switch Discl: I rec'd a review key from Keymailer #PULMOonConsoles #SometimesYou #indiegames #Keymailer #StageSelectStart

The title of the game "PULMO" in a thin black font on a white background.

A gradient spotlight on a figureless outline of a person standing in the middle of the spotlight.

A group of identical white featureless figures outlined in black, running on top of an all white cylinder, with four figures having run off the edge and are now falling.

A single featureless figure waling down a row with identical tombstones on either side of the path. There is a crack or a vine growing along the ground, behind the figure.

Jaconian@jaconian· May 29

‪I realize I'm three years late to the party on this one, but Diablo IV is a 168.56 GB download!? JFC. #DiabloIV #InstallingDiabloIV #Rambling

A screenshot of Blizzard's BattleNet client with Diablo IV open. The game is downloading and the two-toned blue installation bar in the bottom left corner of the screen shows it is at 1% complete of a 168.56 GB download file size. There is also an ad banner having something to do with the band Korn, but I haven't read it and I don't particularly care, so sorry for the lack of knowledge and textual assistance on that one.

Jaconian@jaconian· May 15

Update: I tried emailing the playable character, but it came back as undeliverable. Rather a sad missed opportunity for fan/player engagement, even if it was an automated response.

A screenshot of returned email due to a DNS error.

Jaconian@jaconian· May 15

If you e read the article, you'll know that there were orientation issues with the controls, so this was how I ended up having to "comfortably" hold the Quest 2 controllers to be able to play without twisting my wrists in a weird way.

Jaconian@jaconian· May 1

Hey @polygon.com , you're mobile site turning onto an unreadable, add-riddled mess.

The polygon.com mobile site with a blacked out video add taking up 2/5ths of the top of the screen, obscuring the text of the article, and a smaller add taking up about 1/10th of the bottom of the screen. Out of the entire screen, only 15 words from the article are visible.

Jaconian@jaconian· Mar 24

It's been 22 years since I first saw it, but I feel like it's time to give Terminator 3 another shot. #Terminator3 #RiseOfTheMachines

Movie poster for Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines. Arnold Schwarzenegger as The Terminator takes up the top half of the screen. He's wearing sunglasses with a red light illuminated behind the right eye.

On the lower half of the poster is an army Terminator "artificial cybernetic life forms" along with a more feminine-looking Terminator with blue lights for eyes.

Jaconian@jaconian· Mar 19

Well, happy early birthday to me 🎉🎂💸 #SteamSpringSale #SteamSale

A screenshot of Steam's mobile page showing the Steam Spring Sale with the text, "On now through March 26th 10 AM PT."

Cyberpunk 2077 at 65% off, priced to $20.99.

Jaconian@jaconian· Feb 6

Picked up the Mashina soundtrack by @king-spooner.bsky.social & @taloketo.bsky.social , and Knightclub from Feuerschwanz

The album cover to Mashina in red claymation-type letters with a circle of blue clay around the letters. The background is full of characters from the game. This is a bad alt text describing the album and I'm sorry.

Cover to the album Knightclub by Feuerschwanz. An armored knight holding a sword and shield looks at the viewer with exploding rocks in the background, with the head of a large red dragon quickly and closely approaching the knight in the background.

Jaconian@jaconian· Jan 27

This paragraph got my eyes to well up while sitting at my desk at work. My thoughts went to my best friend whom I've known since I was 2 & he was 1. Thoughts of my kid who made a sign I have on my office door that reads "Love not hate" in lightsaber colors, 'but not red, because red is bad guys.'

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Jaconian@jaconian· Nov 1

Uh oh. Just found out that my computer and internet connection can run, somewhat decently, Resident Evil 2 Remake through Amazon's Luna game streaming service. They've come a way since I first tried the service back in 2020. #ResidentEvil2 #AmazonLuna #GameStreaming

The title screen for Resident Evil 2 Remake. The title is in front of a scene of Racoon City with rain falling. The Letters R and E in the title are red to emphasize the RE abbreviation for the series.

Leon Kennedy, with his gun brandished in front of the Racoon City Police Department. A light is illuminating the RPD sign above the double doors to the building. There are several bagged and wrapped bodies around the ground.

Jaconian@jaconian· Oct 17

We have an interesting First Impressions article for the still-in-alpha, Cursed Dungeon Raider from solo dev Clever AI: Discl: I rec'd a review code from Keymailer stageselectstart.blogspot.com/2025/10/firs... #FirstImpressions #CursedDungeonRaider #IndieGame #Keymailer #StageSelectStart

Jaconian@jaconian· Oct 15

Potentially Hot Take: I think I like Mega Man 3 more than Mega Man 2. I like the level design more, especially on the 2nd run through the stages. I like the boss battles more. The game introduces the characters Rush and Proto Man. While the OST isn't as iconic as Mega Man 2, it's still great.

Jaconian@jaconian· Oct 6

Michael Wincot portraying Guy of Gisbourne from the 1991 film, Robin Hood Prince of Thieves., looking smugly at the viewer.

Jaconian@jaconian· Oct 1

That's just disgusting

Jaconian@jaconian· Sep 30

Regarding the EA acquisition, I'm tempted to buy the Dead Space remake on Steam (and Dead Space 3 so I don't have to use EA's Origin) before the transaction close date of Q1 FY2027 b/c I don't want to give either PIF or Affinity Partners my money/user data. Am I thinking of this incorrectly?

Screenshot of Steam shopping cart with Dead Space 3 Awakened DLC, Dead Space 3, and the Dead Space Remake.

A screenshot of the press announcement from EA with "The transaction was approved by EA's Board of Directors, is expected to close in Q2 FY27..." to show that while the buy out has been approved, it won't be finalized until 2027.

A screenshot from EA's press release regarding their being bought by several investment companies, including PIF which is made up of private investors from Saudi Arabia, and Affinity Partners, a Miami-based investment form created by President Trump's son-in-law Jared Kushner; it also inclues Silver Lake, another technology investment company.

Jaconian@jaconian· Sep 13

Who in turn bears a resemblance to our favorite airship captain and opera aficionado.

Jaconian@jaconian· Aug 7

The Switch 2 Pro Controller is back in stock at Costco, for $10-15 less than what's being charged by other/most online vendors. Need to have a Costco membership to purchase. #Switch2ProController #Costco

Online Costco shopping/checkout cart showing the Nintendo Switch 2 Pro Controller available for $74.99.

A Google search results page showing availability of the Nintendo Switch 2 Pro Controller from Best Buy, Amazon, BJ's Wholesale Club. Walmart, & Nintendo. Prices range from $84.99 to $89.99.

Jaconian@jaconian· Jul 20

A picture of myself holding a 16oz can of Pelican Beach Beer. The can is tritone consisting from top to bottom, white, orange and metallic blue. There's a subtitle towards the base of the can that reads, "Survival of the chillest."

Jaconian@jaconian· May 19

For no particular reason