Bats, Advocatus Diaboli

@javabat

She/they. 34. Queens, NY. 🏳️‍🌈 🏴‍☠️ Formerly Batwoman NYC. Cosplay. D&D (Zeta, tiefling roguelock). Miniatures. MTG. Music. Guitars. Gaming. Recovering comic book fan. Cancer survivor. Pfp by @inkviral.bsky.social.

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Bats, Advocatus Diaboli@javabat· 20d

I don’t know which of my mods gave me Butch Lydia, but she’s still willing to rock the tiara at least.

Lydia from Skyrim but her hair is short and she’s wearing full-face face paint for some reason. On her head is a gold circlet. She’s wearing iron armor with fur lining and holding a shield. A bow is strapped to her back.

Bats, Advocatus Diaboli@javabat· 22d

Isotope injected, it’s that time again:

Mr. Burns from the Simpsons glowing with green radioactive energy and large dilated pupils. Smithers is on the right side trying to wrangle him.

Bats, Advocatus Diaboli@javabat· 22d

Shoutout to my stupid fucking veins for making it impossible to get an IV without issue The needle was out of the vein a little and let me tell you, you don’t think a saline flush could hurt you but OOF. But still feeling good. Ya girl takes pain real well. AMA I’ve got 60 mins before scan.

A picture of sleepy Bats, their hair looking like a curly mop top, sitting in a recliner in a hospital room with a blanket over her. To their left is some tables for medical instruments. They’re wearing black t-shirt that has the words “New York Renaissance Faire” in white print visible above the brown blanket.

Bats, Advocatus Diaboli@javabat· 25d

Bats, Advocatus Diaboli@javabat· 28d

Bats from 9 years ago just popped up on my phone. I was so pretty before a global pandemic and a cancer diagnosis. One day I’ll be this pretty again. ❤️

A picture of a younger Bats. They have copper reddish hair, bright red lipstick on, and Ray Ban sunglasses. They are smiling slightly at the camera, holding the straps of a white backpack. In the background are city streets lined with cars, trees, and apartments.

Bats, Advocatus Diaboli@javabat· 29d

How I’m sleeping after the roach incident:

Stock photo of a man sleeping in bed while holding a handgun

Bats, Advocatus Diaboli@javabat· Jul 10

oh wow the gunch is real

Bats, Advocatus Diaboli@javabat· Jul 1

I’m absolutely obsessed with this GORGEOUS card @tappytoeclaws.bsky.social drew and sent with my sticker tier Patreon rewards for this month, so I needed to take the time and actually take a pretty photo to show it off properly. Joan of Arc is going into battle in my Ladies With Swords deck. 💙⚜️💙

A picture of an illustration of Joan of Arc in an armored dress and fabulous heels, holding a sword aloft. In her other hand is a banner that wraps around her, with a quote written in French (that I’m sure I’ll butcher the translation of, but it’s the actual quote she said that is often simplified to “I am not afraid; I was born for this”). Around her head is a halo of gold and blue. The illustration, sized to fit in a Magic: the Gathering-sized card sleeve, is propped up against a white statue of Joan of Arc holding a silver sword and looking up into the sky reverently. Behind the statue is a garden full of pink flowers with large green leaves.

Bats, Advocatus Diaboli@javabat· Jun 29

Every two days when you’re friends with @dickbats0715.bsky.social, the bird man

Two stills from the show iCarly. In the still, two teen girls are looking off screen, confused. The caption reads “Um…whatcha got there?” In the bottom still, a slightly older guy is walking into an apartment, one hand holding a cup and the other resting on an ostrich. The caption reads, “A smoothie.”

Bats, Advocatus Diaboli@javabat· Jun 25

While I’m back on my Vox Machina bullshit, remember when I went to Ren Faire just a few months after finishing intense chemo, on one the hottest October days in a minute, in a Vax cosplay that was nearly giving me heatstroke, and I STILL hit the knife-throwing target? Dagger dagger dagger, baby~

Back view of Bats dressed as Vax’ildan from Vox Machina - wig, feathers, black cape and all - throwing a knife at a target.

Bats, Advocatus Diaboli@javabat· Jun 23

Smothering Tithe??? BET. I don't know if I've ever owned a room in my life, but I certainly have learned my worth and it is indeed many, many Treasure tokens.

A Magic card zodiac for Leo, featuring Hour of Devestation ("owns the room without even trying"), Smothering Tithe ("know your worth, never fail to collect"), and Creative Outburst ("no one understands your vision")

Bats, Advocatus Diaboli@javabat· Jun 23

HMMMM 👀

Screenshot of Bats' steam library in the process of downloading Slay the Spire II

Bats, Advocatus Diaboli@javabat· Jun 23

Oops I forgot the sticker entirely but we did the thing

My hand holding up a vote NYC pen in front of a sign that reads “vote here” in several languages

Bats, Advocatus Diaboli@javabat· Jun 23

ah yes, the Skyrim modding experience

A discord conversation:

JavaBat: okay, those are up to date. doing loot now
sorted and applied

dalish-rogue: WOOOOO
now you can check and see what else is inevitably broken lmao

JavaBat: [smiling crying emoji]

Bats, Advocatus Diaboli@javabat· Jun 20

Ah! I follow @toadbrews! Love fellow frog friends. Dumpling is so adorable! My two frogs (Boba and Poe) are whites tree frogs too!

Boba, an olive green whites tree frog, sitting behind a frog-shaped sponge holder that she sleeps in. She looks like she’s smiling and content.

Poe, a bright teal whites tree frog, sitting on a fake bamboo perch amidst fake leaves. He appears to be smiling and is looking just out of view of the camera.

Bats, Advocatus Diaboli@javabat· Jun 16

#NowListening And now for something completely different

Album cover for "The Fame Monster" by Lady Gaga. The album features a black and white portrait of Lady Gaga with white dome-like hair and posed with a high-collared black coat covering her mouth. The shoulders of the coat are strikingly wide and squared. In bold white font on the bottom of the portrait, it reads "Lady Gaga The Fame Monster".

Bats, Advocatus Diaboli@javabat· Jun 16

#NowListening

Bats, Advocatus Diaboli@javabat· Jun 14

I don’t have any Knicks gear, but I’ve been a Danhausen fan for years and that’s close enough now. May the Spurs be as cursed as this picture is. Knicks in five, baby.

Bats in a Danhausen shirt and mask, holding up the devil horns. 🤘

Bats, Advocatus Diaboli@javabat· Jun 11

how are we even related

A screenshot sent on discord from my friend. It’s of his bluesky timeline which features a post by my sister that reads “okay okay the Knicks won can everyone stop hootin and hollerin outside my window I got work tomorrow”. It is immediately followed by a post of mine that reads “KNICKS IN FIVE KNICKS IN FIVE”. Underneath the screenshot, my friend has written “The younger sister energy can really be felt in this one”

Bats, Advocatus Diaboli@javabat· Jun 10

When you return to the gym after being out of the country and they’ve closed the protein smoothie bar

Chopper from One Piece screaming and crying.

Bats, Advocatus Diaboli@javabat· Jun 8

When they don’t choose “cure cancer” in a game with me

Michael Jordan sitting in a white chair, talking and holding his hands up for emphasis. He has a serious expression on his face. The caption reads: “…and I took that personally.”

Bats, Advocatus Diaboli@javabat· Jun 5

Post an album you’ve listened to 100+ times. There are dozens, but let’s go with my OG. I’ve been listening to this one most of my life.

Album cover for “Does This Look Infected?” by Sum 41

Bats, Advocatus Diaboli@javabat· May 30

I’ve seen pictures of the marketplace for years and now here I am in person. Incredible.

A plaque in a garden in front of a church marking this verdant spot as the spot where Joan of Arc was burned at the stake in 1431.

A statue of Joan of Arc burning at the stake to commemorate the spot where it happened. At the statues feet, flowers are budding.

Bats, Advocatus Diaboli@javabat· May 30

Rest in peace Joan of Arc, you would have loved ice cream

A point of view picture of me sitting in a park. My hand is visible and hold a small cup of raspberry sorbet. Across from me is a view of trees and an iron fence surrounded by medieval looking stonework.

Bats, Advocatus Diaboli@javabat· May 29

Traveled from Rouen to Giverny to visit Monet’s house and the surrounding gardens. It was hot but peaceful, and the water lilies - while not entirely in bloom - did not disappoint.

A lake dotted with water lilies, surrounded by verdant and abundant trees and bushes. In the background is a green bridge with people walking across. It is absolutely serene.

Bats, Advocatus Diaboli@javabat· May 29

Having breakfast at the hotel restaurant. There are pictures of Joan of Arc everywhere and the logo is even based on her signature that she traced. For me this is the equivalent of dining at a restaurant based on your favorite sports star or music artist. Crazy.

Bats, Advocatus Diaboli@javabat· May 28

I’m in Rouen. This is the view from my hotel room. That’s the tower where Joan of Arc was after her capture, where she prepared for her trial. I am a stone’s throw away from one of the spots my favorite historical figure since childhood stood.

The Tour de Jeanne in Rouen just outside a hotel window framed with thin white curtains.

Bats, Advocatus Diaboli@javabat· May 28

Flew all the way from Queens to Paris to watch Tony Danza

“Who’s the Boss?” episode on a French tv station. A blonde woman in a yellow blouse and red skirt emphatically talks to Tony Danza, who stares back at her.

Bats, Advocatus Diaboli@javabat· May 24

I can never get through TSA in one piece

A picture of Mike Wazowski from Monsters Inc with Sully’s face swapped onto him. He is staring blankly, unenthused.

Bats, Advocatus Diaboli@javabat· May 22