Jessica Morris 🇨🇦

@jessicatye

Here for the #abpoli 🇨🇦 and 🐈‍⬛ memes. ✨🌈 YEG ✨ she/her 📚 Education student at UofA 👩🏼‍🏫 —it’s cool to care about other people and advocate for equity/equality— Alberta could use more of that. 🫶🤟🏽✌🏻💕🌈🦋 Looking for other skeeters who match the good vibes 😎

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Ist das dein Profil?Übernimm es — dann gehört dir jessicatye.dirty.social.Profil übernehmen

Jessica Morris 🇨🇦@jessicatye· 13d

Can anyone verify this?! #abpoli #ableg #alberta

Jessica Morris 🇨🇦@jessicatye· 14d

#globalpolitics #nyc

"Don't post about politics on your page. You'll lose followers."
Me:
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal,

Jessica Morris 🇨🇦@jessicatye· 26d

Sharing this here because it’s one of my fave videos by #henrysir #ableg #abpoli #ucp #alberta

Jessica Morris 🇨🇦@jessicatye· 26d

I would just like to take a moment to complain. Idk how tf I’m going to survive summer. I get lightheaded and nauseous when I get warm. This week is already too much and summer is just starting. 😮‍💨 I blame #carney #smith and every oil company/data centre past, present & future. Any tips to cool off?

MATTHEW
INKED
It's hot as
fuck outside because y'all keep asking chatGPT to make those
ugly ass flyers
@matthew inked

Jessica Morris 🇨🇦@jessicatye· 26d

My favourite pic on insta this week. The simplicity is *chefs kiss* 🧑‍🍳 🥞 #ableg #abpoli #cdnpoli #fyfp

Picture of pancakes. Reads “definitely fascist”

Jessica Morris 🇨🇦@jessicatye· 28d

🌈 🍞

i love
ABORTIONS
i love
THE GAYS
i love
IMMIGRANTS
i love
GARLIC BREAD

Jessica Morris 🇨🇦@jessicatye· Mar 11

Period. 💅🏼

Jessica Morris 🇨🇦@jessicatye· Jan 13

I wanna hate him. He’s just another conservative, but I’ll be damned, he sure is relatable/likable. —Especially compared to Poilievre. #cdnpoli #markcarney #liberals #canada #ableg

Jessica Morris 🇨🇦@jessicatye· Jan 6

#usa #oil #politics #cdnpoli

“I just put oil in my pan and this happened” image of frying pan with soldiers and American flag in it

Jessica Morris 🇨🇦@jessicatye· Jan 4

Yup. #usa #bomb #politics #ww3 #trump

Any country: *has oil*
USA:
Congratulations, you are being rescued.
Please do not resist.

Jessica Morris 🇨🇦@jessicatye· Jan 3

#newyear

Liz lemon says “what a year, huh?” And her boss replies “Lemon, it’s January 3rd”

Jessica Morris 🇨🇦@jessicatye· Jan 3

Calgary mayoral candidate Jaeger Gustafson has been using his social media to send MAID application forms to residents he disagrees with. This is sick. He’s also vouching for residential schools to reopen #abpoli #ableg #calgary #yyc #alberta @disorderedyyc.bsky.social @thebreakdownab.bsky.social

Commenter swears at Gustafson who replies “this is for you” and attaches a MAID form

Jaeger Gustafson
• Follow
All-star contributor 11h •

FUND RESIDENTIAL SCHOOLS AGAIN
I SUPPORT PUBLIC
EDUCATION
- INCLUDING
RESIDENTIAL SCHOOLS

Jessica Morris 🇨🇦@jessicatye· Dec 30

Friendly reminder of what the APP wants for us. #abpoli #ableg #alberta

he year is 2025, Alberta has successfully separated from Canada by buying all the crown land in the province from the Feds for $1 trillion dollars, we are already in massive debt... but it's ok because no equalization payments.
The provincial income tax rate triples to accommodate all the lost federal services and transfers; yet corporate tax rates continue to drop.
Our official currency is the "Klein" as all bills and coins depict King Ralph. A Klein is worth about $0,10 CAD.
We have no military, just a militia of hunters and farmers with guns. They wear yellow vests, this strategy has yet to be tested in battle.
You must eat oil for at least one meal a day; not just because the War room demands it, but because we have no way to ship it because we are land locked and never invested in refining a finished product. The US has their own oil and Canada is importing from anywhere else.
Imported goods are incredibly expensive because we have no official trade agreements with Canada since we told them all to "F off".
The minimum wage is back to $5/hr, unions are outlawed.
Everything has been privatized yet still receives tax funding.

Jessica Morris 🇨🇦@jessicatye· Dec 30

#cdnpoli #politics #newgirl

I've unironically become nick miller in my 30s
Picture of Nick Miller winking that reads
“
Don't trust your government, kids.”

Jessica Morris 🇨🇦@jessicatye· Dec 30

Merry belated and a happy always. 🎄 🧮 #math

A math formula rearranged to read merry Xmas

Jessica Morris 🇨🇦@jessicatye· Dec 24

Falalalala Fk Danielle Smith 🎶 #abpoli #alberta

PEACE, LOVE
& FUCK
DANIELLE SMITH

@radicalbuttons

Jessica Morris 🇨🇦@jessicatye· Dec 11

Dear Liberals/NDP, Quit bending right trying to grab “right leaning centrists”. Learn from Kamala. #cdnpoli #abpoli @liberalca.bsky.social @albertandp.ca

Dear Liberals, you are the celery of politics. Be Leftists or be nothing, zero stars.

Jessica Morris 🇨🇦@jessicatye· Dec 10

Some might say the “provincial police force”/hicks with guns, but I’m ready. I’ve been waiting for this. 🍸 🔥

Jessica Morris 🇨🇦@jessicatye· Dec 10

#abpoli #alberta #daniellesmith #notwithstanding

Cat with fist that says. “Every day in Berta” “how ducking dare you Smith”

Jessica Morris 🇨🇦@jessicatye· Dec 10

Smith and gang are copying Mango Mussolini’s homework—but somehow even worse. #ableg #abpoli #alberta

The worst idiots in the USA and ALBERTA copying their work

Jessica Morris 🇨🇦@jessicatye· Oct 30

Come in Alberta government: #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli

A bunny with a walkie talkie saying “wtf over”

Jessica Morris 🇨🇦@jessicatye· Oct 30

👑 << Vassy, you dropped this. #ableg #abpoli #redfored #cdnpoli

Jessica Morris 🇨🇦@jessicatye· Oct 28

@jantafrench.bsky.social picture of smoke from the Brisket BBQ coming of the balcony in #ableg

Jessica Morris 🇨🇦@jessicatye· Oct 24

For reference, here is why she looks so unsettled. #red4ed #ableg

Jessica Morris 🇨🇦@jessicatye· Oct 24

This was shared with me from a friend who found it on Reddit. #ableg #abpoli #cdnpoli

Canadian heritage moment image of Smith looking out window at education protest 2025

Jessica Morris 🇨🇦@jessicatye· Oct 21

#ableg #abpoli #cdnpoli #alberta

Possum with a clipboard. hey quick question are you f*cking kidding me
ME EVERYTIME SMITH
DOES A PRESSER

Jessica Morris 🇨🇦@jessicatye· Oct 17

Stop falling for BS from bad faith actors like Berta Proud Dad. You’re telling me this “teacher” doesn’t know how to use a comma or spell? The post is much longer, but it’s not worth sharing. This is a fake letter. Every teacher, regardless of major/minor, is required to do English classes #alberta

FB post screenshotted

Here's a ditterent perspective than one trom the Uniong:22
Berta Proud Dad
6h・
From A Teacher
Hi Berta Proud Dad,
Thank you so much for exposing the union! I was a teacher that did NOT vote in favour of the strike but was definitely pushed to and made to "feel bad" for not voting with the rest of the teachers. It is so frustrating to be apart of this when you don't want to be! The only people suffering are those students and if they were really "for the students" like so many teachers say they are, this wouldn't be happening.
The biggest frustrations I have is that the teachers don't realize that with a bigger increase in salary, the higher the tax bracket which means they are going to be taking home about the same as now..also they bitch about wanting lower taxes, but that can't happen if they expect higher wages.
The other thing, I would like to know how many of those teachers complaining about income got into teaching for the money. I sure as heck didn't! It was for the kids because I have a genuine interest in seeing them succeed.
The union pushing this love of orange to all teachers but they didn't do anything for us while they had power. In fact our class sizes increased with them in power. And on that note, they need to get angry with the federal loonie toons who keep taking in every Tom dick and harry from anywhere. That's why some areas have such high class sizes.

Jessica Morris 🇨🇦@jessicatye· Oct 17

Where is the Alberta Prosperity Project getting money to fund separatist ads? Looks like they may have taken the USA up on their loan offer… #ableg #abpoli #cdnpoli can we kick these losers out?

Alberta prosperity project Facebook ad about separation

Jessica Morris 🇨🇦@jessicatye· Oct 13

The language here ticks me off. “Never again” apparently only matters if you’re Jewish. I hate this man. #cdnpoli #polievre #gaza We all want an end to the deaths, but blaming everything on Hamas and absolving Israel of its war crimes and genocide is sick. How about “Never PM”

Pierre Poilievre •
.. •
1h •
Two years after Hamas' sadistic attack on innocent Israelis, the families of twenty hostages are finally able to hug their loved ones. This peace provides an opportunity for the Hamas-launched bloodshed to finally end, which has been a tragic reality for too long.
Twenty-eight other hostages were murdered, and for those who knew them, it is still a moment of immense grief. We hope their bodies will be quickly recovered and their families, friends and loved ones might be able to find closure with their return.
The October 7th attacks were the darkest day for the Jewish people since the Holocaust.
Through it all, Israelis and Jews around the world have shown incredible resilience, with hope that the safe return of the hostages could bring the war to an end.
We thank President Trump for his leadership negotiating a peaceful closure to this war and hope that it serves to bring lasting, generational peace.
Never Forget, and Never Again.

Jessica Morris 🇨🇦@jessicatye· Oct 12

#cdnpoli #abpoli #politics