JPF 🏀⚾️
@joannepistonfan
Corgis, Detroit sports, University of Michigan sports, watch too much tv.
Happy Wednesday. Who out there needs to be judged by a corgi? The wee baby Cannoli wonders what you are even doing with your life and why you thought that one thing was a good idea.
When Gork makes an accurate version of Game of Thrones, I will get a dragon. Who has a tighter resume than ME for dealing with high maintenance animals who take my commands as suggestions to ignore?
Today is the wee baby Cannoli’s 4th birthday! May the presents keep rolling in. 🤌🏼🤌🏼 (She has been enjoying sausage from a breakfast sandwich. I have been enjoying the breakfast sandwich and other things.)
Not bad looking at all if I do say so myself. First cherry cobbler I ever baked! Only previous cobbler baking experience was blueberry.
I’m at the coffee shop. Me: I can’t wait to see how they mess up my name this time! Also me: Spells my name so the barista gets it correct. I’m what the kids call “no fun.”
The wee baby Cannoli (smart as she can be) has lived with us for 3.5 years, and only today discovered piggy. She is NOT pleased, and is letting piggy have it.
Some lady on Instagram was being a bigot towards a cis woman/trans man couple having IVF twins. Called her out on saying only biological parents are real parents, and she replied with this. But when I replied that she was a bigot, insta wouldn’t let me post it because it’s “hateful speech”. 🫠
You don’t under any circumstances “gotta hand it” to Google, but this joke is very funny:
The wee baby Cannoli wishes everyone a Happy Pride. But *you* be the one to tell her that the month isn’t about her getting extra treats.
I took her spot because I needed to lie down (basketball depression!), and now she won’t even look at me.
@transfemmy.bsky.social I hope you don’t mind me asking, but….is this anything?
Considering trying a spray tan this summer (I’m ghastly), and I googled for information about the experience. There’s much to consider.
If there’s one thing PTKU is gonna do, it’s run the damn ball. 🔥🔥🔥 www.edsbscharitybowl.com
Holy smokes, Michigan! 🙌🏼 A B1G Ten top 3? No reason PTKU can’t be in the B1G Ten. Is that canon now? #CharitibundiBowl www.edsbscharitybowl.com
For those of us who love rooting for University of Michigan sports but don’t always love those who run the programs (understatement!), the way we show up in the #CharitibundiBowl means a lot. Wee Baby Cannoli says Go Blue. www.edsbscharitybowl.com