Joe Stanley

@joestanley

TIME magazine’s 2013 Joe of the Year. Product Management, Big Infra. He/Him. Loves include waffles, wordplay, and worker’s rights. RVA.

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Joe Stanley@joestanley· 18d

The Stringer Bell “Learn to sit back and observe. Not everything needs a reaction.” meme

Joe Stanley@joestanley· 25d

Jonathan Frakes narrating in the Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction series

Joe Stanley@joestanley· Jun 17

Hugh Dancey as Will Graham, sweating through his shirt in bed because our special boy with the big imagination has encephalitis.

Mads Mikkelsen as Dr. Hannibal Lector, who would be down to wear Wil Graham like a comforter.

Joe Stanley@joestanley· May 23

Re-watching Tales from the Crypt from the first time in decades (thanks, @shudder.com!) and it’s still so, so good. So glad I got to experience the good news at @overlookfilmfest.bsky.social this year.

The end of the Overlook Film Festival line parade in New Orleans, with grand marshal John Kassir (voice of the Cryptkeeper). He is in a red convertible sitting beside the Crypt Keeper model, surrounded on all sides by parade goers. I’m in the crowd.

A still from an episode of Tales from the Crypt season 1, where a child is telling their stepfather goodnight from stairs in the background of the scene. In the foreground is the stepfather’s face, comically dead as a result of having a poker skewer his skull. This is not visible to the child.

Lea Thompson in S1 of Tales from the Crypt playing a sex worker. She’s telling a prospective pimp “You touch me again, I’ll shoot your dick off.”

This threat becomes real like five minutes later in the episode because subtlety is for cowards.

The episode immediately after a baby Demi Moore, Arnold Schwarzenegger in S2 of Tales from the Crypt. His arm is around an exercising Crypt Keeper as he introduces this week’s episode, “The Switch.” In addition to being a banger, it was also his directorial debut (Arnold’s, not the Crypt Keeper’s).

He’s wearing a Tales from the Crypt t-shirt I would live to find for sale but cannot. If you find this and like me I will venmo you a finder’s fee.

Joe Stanley@joestanley· May 23

Every moderate Democrat, thinking they can outplay their ideological enemies through appeasement.

The Arrested Development meme of

“did it work for those people?”
“no, it never does…but it might work for us.”

Joe Stanley@joestanley· May 23

Star Trek DS9 Title Screen titled “Mirror Universe Kira Awakening Things in Me”

Joe Stanley@joestanley· May 23

Star Trek, babeyyyyy

Star Trek TNG title image “The Unexpected Sensuality of Patrick Stewart”

Star Trek TNG title image “Geordi is Creepy About a Woman Again”

Joe Stanley@joestanley· May 22

Thinking of @socialistdogmom.bsky.social ‘s comments about cardinal families as one of our own came up to say hi

Two cardinals, a courting pair, sitting right outside our sliding glass doors onto the deck (littered with treestuff). The male cardinal has been scrounging the treestuff for seeds to offer to the female as part of courtship feeding.

Joe Stanley@joestanley· May 22

1. For some reason the character design from the game Haze got stuck in my head despite never playing it. 2. Innsmouth Priest, only fit to justify those legs. 3. BBEG’s too-cool lieutenant in a martial arts film, default fit anytime I could justify it. 4. Most realistic hunter kit.