Jon Negroni

@jonnegroni

I don’t hate to say ‘I told you so’ 🇵🇷 Author, critic, occasional illustrator 🌉 SF Bay Area Books/podcasts/journal: jonnegroni.com Chief Editor: ceteramagazine.com Cofounder: inbetweendrafts.com

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Jon Negroni@jonnegroni· 22d

The smartest thing Tony cooks up is the realization that identity isn’t something you announce across a bar over a cigarette and a beer. Identity clocks in early, scrubs the pans, gets yelled at in three languages, burns its fingers, and shows up again tomorrow. Johnson treats the kitchen like every good kitchen deserves to be treated. It’s loud, profane, exhausting, hilarious, occasionally transcendent, populated by pirates, philosophers, degenerates, and craftsmen who’d never dream of calling themselves artists. By the time the primordial climax rolls around, the movie has slipped the hook without you noticing. You came for the birth of a celebrity. You leave thinking about the cooks you’ve never thanked over the years. That’s a trick worth tipping your hat to.

Jon Negroni@jonnegroni· 22d

I hope TONY makes a billion dollars at the box office, thanks.

Screenshot of a Letterboxd review for the 2026 film Tony by Jon Negroni. The review reads: “Every great bullshit artist eventually runs into someone who doesn’t care about your story, only whether you can keep up. That’s the kitchen waiting for Tony Bourdain. Matt Johnson wisely leaves the greatest hits on the shelf and heads for the dish pit instead, where burnt hands, busted egos, and fish guts carry more dramatic weight than destiny ever could. Dominic Sessa understands the assignment. He doesn’t play a legend in waiting. He plays a skinny kid with expensive words, cheap confidence, and just enough charm to keep digging himself into deeper clam-filled holes. Every lie buys him another day. Every shift silently teaches him something a book never could.

Jon Negroni@jonnegroni· Jul 10

or you could go fuck yourself

Black-and-white WIRED graphic promoting an article titled “A New Experiential Gallery Just Might Change Your Mind About AI Art,” with the subheading describing Dataland as the world’s first museum of AI arts.

Jon Negroni@jonnegroni· Jul 7

It’s finally here! My first short story for Neon Hemlock and good lord this cover

The book cover of Shatter the Sun, a short fiction anthology edited by Dave Ring

Jon Negroni@jonnegroni· Jul 6

"The Fever Crown." New illustration for @ceteramagazine.bsky.social to go with a short story about a world where fever can be sold like a drug. #art #procreate

illustration of a silhouetted person with a purple crown above their head and chaotic yellow behind them

Jon Negroni@jonnegroni· Jun 23

"Nighthorse" #art #procreate

Jon Negroni@jonnegroni· Jun 15

tried something drastically different this week with my usual illustrations. I wanted to do a sort of oil pastel that's rough like chalk, mainly because I was trying to capture "West London" but pulled as far back as possible. Anyway, the short story I drew for this is coming out Thursday!

A soft, pastel-style image of two faceless figures in a misty urban garden

Jon Negroni@jonnegroni· Jun 12

everyone knows the fifth movie is where franchises find their stride

A photo of the screen for a Toy Story 5 press screening in a movie theater

Jon Negroni@jonnegroni· Mar 25

“memory with a view”

An illustration of two hands nearly touching on a table on a balcony by the water

Jon Negroni@jonnegroni· Mar 19

I have a new short story coming out in the next anthology from the wonderful folks over at @oddityprodigy.bsky.social! The kickstarter is already live, so please consider checking it out and backing some awesome new indie fantasy! www.kickstarter.com/projects/odd...

the cover of "Tales of Steel and Sorcery" a fantasy anthology with information about Jon Negroni's story, "The Fool Who Learned the Spell"

Jon Negroni@jonnegroni· Mar 4

How I arrived on Bluesky

Kaguya sama telling sasuke what is actually up

Jon Negroni@jonnegroni· Feb 8

An hey if you happen to be in the bay you can go try the real place out 🙏

Jon Negroni@jonnegroni· Feb 6

I am unwell

Jon Negroni@jonnegroni· Jan 21

"Starving For Salvation" #art #procreate

Jon Negroni@jonnegroni· Jan 21

I hate to be that guy, but stuff like this makes it way too easy for me to believe that they fucked with the 2024 election

Jon Negroni@jonnegroni· Jan 16

I grew up in a part of America (the south) where the constant refrain from bigots was that the Civil War was akkktually about state's rights

news headline from WaPo that says "
Justice Department issues subpoenas for Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz and Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey as part of criminal investigation
The subpoenas, which are without recent precedent, escalate an already bitter political battle between the Trump administration and Democratic state officials following the fatal shooting of a woman in Minneapolis by an immigration officer last week."

Jon Negroni@jonnegroni· Jan 10

live footage of me entering the second week of 2026

Jon Negroni@jonnegroni· Dec 17

"Holiday Party" #art #procreate

an illustration of a man facing a corner where the walls are drawn to resemble gift boxes, and fairy lights hang above him

Jon Negroni@jonnegroni· Dec 11

"Heart Signals" #art #procreate

some hand-drawn work I did of a young woman using her smartphone to do some kind of gig work involving dating apps

Jon Negroni@jonnegroni· Dec 5

*record scratch* yep. that’s me. you’re probably wondering how I got here

a photo of Luigi Mangione in a courtroom surrounded by lawyers and guards and it for real looks like a thumbnail for a sitcom

Jon Negroni@jonnegroni· Nov 18

Folks when i tell you this analogy rules I am not holding back. Also it is so cool to see ILLEGALS, one of the most political fantasy stories I’ve ever written, get brought to life in such a gorgeous, action-stacked collection. Support the gang and snag yourself a copy! wherelegendswalk.com

Jon Negroni@jonnegroni· Nov 18

“The Graven Oaths” coming Thursday #art #procreate

Jon Negroni@jonnegroni· Nov 15

gotta say, if I got owned by *Matt Yglesias* I would just delete my entire internet presence

Screenshot of two X (Twitter) posts. The first from Republican Accountability (@AccountableGOP) shows a video thumbnail of Ben Shapiro at a desk and states 'Ben Shapiro claims Marjorie Taylor Greene supports the release of the Epstein files because she wants to destroy Trump's presidency.' The second post from Matthew Yglesias (@mattyglesias) quotes the first tweet and asks 'Why would releasing the Epstein files destroy Trump's presidency?'

Jon Negroni@jonnegroni· Oct 27

ya boi wrote a short story collection and it’s not terrible

Jon Negroni@jonnegroni· Oct 22

The Caller Isn't Human #inktober #art #procreate

Jon Negroni@jonnegroni· Oct 22

My short story "Don't Wake Up Too Fast" will be available to read in the upcoming anthology AURORA, out on 11/4! Very excited to share this coming-of-age magical realism tale about a teen Caribbean dreamwalker with all of you. Yes, even you!

Jon Negroni@jonnegroni· Oct 15

“The Petals Beneath Her Tongue” #art #procreate #inktober

Jon Negroni@jonnegroni· Oct 6

Housekeeping for the Dead #inktober #procreate #art

A purple-tinted drawing of two hands dipping into a round bucket of water. A faint woman’s face appears reflected beneath the ripples, soft and ghostlike.

Jon Negroni@jonnegroni· Oct 1

The NYT headline is bad enough but here is WaPo finding some way to top them