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jon "could i flip the coin twice, please?" schuster (@jschuster) · DIRTY

jon "could i flip the coin twice, please?" schuster

@jschuster

Former IT drudge. He/him Cis-het white dude. Or, as the philosoper once said: "lowest possible difficulty setting" (h/t John Scalzi)

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jon "could i flip the coin twice, please?" schuster@jschuster· 7d

Wheeeeeee! Murderbot time! It has been a long wait, but Martha Wells never disappoints. So excited!

Notification from my library that the hold I placed on the latest novel by Martha Wells is finally ready (after three months (!!!))

Embedded in the libray notification is an image of the book cover, featuring a humanoid-shaped, armored and visored figure. Apparently in micro gravity, in a vertical tunnel or conduit, they have one hand on a ladder. A starfield is visible through a port behind them.

A ladder in a tube implies there is usually gravity in the tube, so something has probably gone very badly wrong. If Murderbot is there, there is a strong chance someone is going to get some FO they didn't expect during the FA phase.

Let's gooooooo!

jon "could i flip the coin twice, please?" schuster@jschuster· 18d

I *knew* that Barron reminded me of somebody...

Photograph, in black and white, of Al Capone

Nothing funny to add, here. The guy was a shit human being.

jon "could i flip the coin twice, please?" schuster@jschuster· 24d

Not as apocalyptic as it *could* be, I suppose...

The picture was taken close to sunset, at Grand Haven, Michigan. The sun is low in the sky, about to drop below the tree line. It is much more red than usual, and the sky is a murky pinkish color. The Air Quality Index is 164, "unhealthy"

jon "could i flip the coin twice, please?" schuster@jschuster· Jul 11

Grand Haven MI sunset says; "Trans Rights Are Human Rights"

Photo depicts streaky clouds at sunset. The colors are a mixture of blues and turquoise and pink and red, somewhat resembling a Trans pride flag. Sort of.

There is a layer of irony here, because Grand Haven is the heart of Ottawa County which is part of West Michigan's version of the Bible belt. Not exactly a bastion of inclusiveness. Ah well, the scenery is outstanding, even if the politics are strictly stone age...

jon "could i flip the coin twice, please?" schuster@jschuster· Jul 9

Meme of a "Khajit" character from the Elder Scrolls video games. The words "Khajit cut a bitch" are superimposed over the image of a cat-likd humanoid figure

jon "could i flip the coin twice, please?" schuster@jschuster· Jul 9

Tbptbpttpbh!

Fictional rock group "Billy and the Boingers" fron the Bloom County comics

jon "could i flip the coin twice, please?" schuster@jschuster· Jul 9

LFG!!! It isn't the one I'm saving for The Day It Happens, but this is a good one!

Photo is of a grey table, on a green lawn. Only the corner is visible. On the table, center is a cocktail on ice. Very humid out, the glass is wet.

In front of it is a colorful glass vial, containing a 1.25 gram pre-roll. It's a celebration!

jon "could i flip the coin twice, please?" schuster@jschuster· Jun 30

🎶...eye in the sky, looking at yoo-ooo-oo...🎶

An oval shaped swirl of thin whispy clouds with other streaks of cloud in a line perpendicular to the oval clouds. It looks like an eye, with an arched eyebrow above.

jon "could i flip the coin twice, please?" schuster@jschuster· Jun 23

Dinosaur Attack!

Photo depicts a wild tom turkey walking across grass in front of a white SUV parked under a tree. This is a big animal. One leg is raised, mid-step, displaying the spur on his foot.

You might think to frighten him away. Even thinking you could fight him. You would be sadly mistaken. Those foot spurs would cut a bitch.
(while the beak would punch holes in you)

jon "could i flip the coin twice, please?" schuster@jschuster· Jun 12

Wake up babe, new Charlie Kirk just dropped...

Zoomed in clip of one of the faces from the original post. The picture shows a white man (Joshua Abbotoy) with dark hair. His large head and small face makes him somewhat resemble Charlie Kirk.

jon "could i flip the coin twice, please?" schuster@jschuster· May 9

The latest from @marthawells.com is *finally* at my public library (yay!) There is a long wait list (boo)... But, I am *on* that list (yay!)!!!

Screen capture showing a book on hold at my local library. The cover art (heh!) depicts a masked and helmeted figure in white body armor (Murderbot) clinging to a ladder in microgravity. Doesn't look safe. Or fun.

Can't wait to find out how they got into that situation. Most likely because one or more of their humans did something foolish and potentially life-threatening. (again)

Now Murderbot has to get involved.
(*sigh* again *eyeroll*)

jon "could i flip the coin twice, please?" schuster@jschuster· Apr 13

Things are weird in the world today. Can't do much about it, but here's some cool clouds:

Photograph of clouds crossing a ridge in the hills of East Tennessee. The wind has swirled some of them into ovals (lenticular clouds) and others into ripples (a wave cloud).

The sky is bright and the background hills are dark and underexposed. A few trees, with early spring foliage, are in the forground.

jon "could i flip the coin twice, please?" schuster@jschuster· Apr 10

From up close, it could be a tiny kaiju

Close up photo of a brown moth on a sunlit piece of wood

jon "could i flip the coin twice, please?" schuster@jschuster· Apr 10

Greetings from Pigeon Forge! Here, have a bügge!

A moth, warming itself in the sun on the rail of a deck fence.

jon "could i flip the coin twice, please?" schuster@jschuster· Apr 8

Late-breaking update: today's breakfast

Home cooked BaconEggnCheese bagel sandwich. Non-traditional use of pepper jack cheese and a Hawaiian Bread bagel. Oh well, I do what I can.

Pictured: a toasted bagel, with a slice of cheese, then a layer of bacon, topped with some scrambled eggs, then another slice of cheese below the bagel top to sort of glue everything together. The sandwich sits on a red glazed stoneware plate. There is nothing else on the plate but the sandwich.

The plate rests on a marble (?) countertop behind which is a dining table (out of focus) and windows overlooking a deck, with some hills in the far background (very blurry).

jon "could i flip the coin twice, please?" schuster@jschuster· Apr 6

I don't know if we're still jerryfying in these perilous times, but if we are might i have a label? jon "late adopter" schuster

jon "could i flip the coin twice, please?" schuster@jschuster· Apr 6

Initial testing indicates the answer is "yes it waffles", but further experiments are obviously required. For science, of course.

The same donut, now waffled. There are the traditional waffle squares pressed into the donut, but the glaze has melted and become crispy. The glaze in the squares has soaked into the pastry from both sides, resulting in a thin layer of crispy sweet dough.

(Not pictured: the *cronch!* of the cooked glaze)

jon "could i flip the coin twice, please?" schuster@jschuster· Apr 6

Will it waffle?

A glazed brioche donut, on a paper plate. The donut has a date with the waffle maker...

jon "could i flip the coin twice, please?" schuster@jschuster· Mar 20

Fake movie poster for the new Dune film. The text reads:

Not getting less weird
Really, this is the least weird it will ever be

So while the poster is fake, the text is true...

jon "could i flip the coin twice, please?" schuster@jschuster· Mar 19

Maybe

Picture of a "troll" doll toy, with bright orange hair.

jon "could i flip the coin twice, please?" schuster@jschuster· Mar 5

Most of those great numbers were me, buying these:

A bag of Kirkland branded Caramel S'more Clusters. They are like Turtles candy, but graham cracker pieces instead of pecans. And with mini-marshmallows added.

The caramel is approximately 105% butter

jon "could i flip the coin twice, please?" schuster@jschuster· Feb 17

We have strayed so far from the light...

jon "could i flip the coin twice, please?" schuster@jschuster· Feb 11

I seem to recall this may be an option:

jon "could i flip the coin twice, please?" schuster@jschuster· Feb 9

Buahhahahahah... *gasp* *wheeze* ...hahahahahhah!

Discord promises two things that I find hilarious:

"Key privacy protections of Discord's age-assurance approach include:

On-device processing: Video selfies for facial age estimation never leave a user's device.

Quick deletion: Identity documents submitted to our vendor partners are deleted quickly- in most cases, immediately after age confirmation."

I'm sorry, but this is Grade A bullshit...

jon "could i flip the coin twice, please?" schuster@jschuster· Feb 2

Curtis Sliwa-assed streetlight

Another streetlight photo, taken some days later than the picture in the quoted post. The ground is covered in snow, and the sky is a deep blue with fluffy white clouds.

Again, the snow has piled up on the top of the streetlight. This time, the snow has half melted and sort of droops down on one side. It has the appearance, somewhat, of a white beret hat.

I don't know why a streetlight would want to look like it's wearing some kind of beret, but at least it's a white one, not a red one. Looking at you, Curtis Sliwa, you dork-ass mfr...

jon "could i flip the coin twice, please?" schuster@jschuster· Jan 21

This is the time of year when the streetlights don jaunty little caps.

A cylindrical streetlight with a round layer of snow atop. The background shows various snow covered trees and shrubs with mounds of snow where the plows cleared the road. There are some wooden stakes driven into the ground to mark the edges so the plow driver knows where the road is.

There might be 3 or 4 inches of snow on the metal disk that tops the glass cylinder of the streetlight. When the snow falls without much wind, it tends to stay in a straight-sided pile. The effect is similar to a hat...

jon "could i flip the coin twice, please?" schuster@jschuster· Jan 20

Clint Eastwood, in his role as Officer Harry "dirty harry" Callahan, saying:

"A man's got to know his limitations"

Look, the movie character was a garbage human being and Eastwood isn't a bargain either BUT it's a classic bit of Hollywood script and so, yeah, I'm not apologizing for using it here...

jon "could i flip the coin twice, please?" schuster@jschuster· Jan 8

Photo of an automobile dashboard. The temperature outside is 80°F

jon "could i flip the coin twice, please?" schuster@jschuster· Dec 28

Who... TF! ...put their damned cookies in the sewing tin? Utterly damn rude, you ask me!

A round tin container, holding the stereotypical assortment of "Danish butter cookies", each flavor of cookie stacked in a fluted paper cup.

The tin *should* contain buttons, sewing needles, and small bobbins of thread. Who put cookies into the sewing tin is unknown- however! ...being the nice person that I am, I will do my very best to remove them.

jon "could i flip the coin twice, please?" schuster@jschuster· Dec 24

Stole your idea!

Picture of a bag of Ghirardelli chocolates. They are milk chocolate, caramel filled, and shaped like cartoon snowmen.

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