Yesterday we found a polyphemus moth caterpillar, and as every child learned of its existence through the playground whisper network, every child came over to me to make sure I had seen it also. I looked at that rad ass caterpillar like 20 times and it was great, 10/10

The best part of vacation is the books you've been meaning to read for fucking ever

This is my favorite cryptic email from preschool ever

For you, I'd start with Surviving The White Gaze, but these are good too, and there are so many more:

I think about this almost every day

This is real

They moved when I pulled my camera out 😓

This is a thing I think about at least once a week

Wait no actually it's working

What the FUCK why does Michaels have Halloween shit right now

Forgot I promised some stuff to a craft fair fundraising for families impacted by ICE so I'm about to see how many of these I can knock out in my spare time before Friday

Ok I did a pretty fuckin good job

If 7 people can send $10 to my last kids' mom she can pay for her kid's cell phone. I know that maybe sounds frivolous but they're brown and in Minneapolis right now, she needs to be able to reach her kids. Please help if you can ❤️

Bout to have the world's coolest birthday boy

We just have so many strawberries 😂

I just really love the "nightmare fuel" stage of art

More neighbors:

Do any of my followers have art pieces similar to this they have already drawn and would let me buy an in watermarked version for my kid's birthday cake? Looking for art that already exists, I can't afford commissions but I do want to pay an artist

Enjoy the view of my pants, the lyrics have been updated

He knows who I am

Today's fit 💅🏻

Good morning, maybe I should start getting up earlier if this is how the neighborhood is...

Fyi if you braid yourself a beautiful dwarven beard you can flip it over to the back and look like a ren faire princess

lol I can't tell if you're looking for the Russian tortoise so the Black Burmese Mountain Tortoise tricked you or if you're just being very complimentary of her skills

I'm sorry but it's so cute when she tucks herself into her wood chips 🥹

Say hello to the tiniest new neighbors who hatched in my driveway 😭 I sat and watched them until they were all on grass instead of driving surfaces

So my wizened old man Maurice has been blind in his right eye for a while... When we woke up Thursday, he refused to open it. I emailed my vet but in the meantime I've been tea bagging him and he opened it this morning and I am delighted by how often this has worked for me

Conversely, my kids use their imaginations every day because you really do have to stay in practice, and this is a story dictated by a kindergartner:

I forgot to get pics while I was there 🙃 this was in my driveway when I got home and realized that