𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀

@kitchenraptorj

The Oregon Sage. Creator. Dinosaur. VO Person. Poet. Bathtub Cryptid. Sentient Crumpet. My brain has too many tabs open.

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𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀@kitchenraptorj· 28d

Hunt for the Wilderpeople (2016) this was just fun all around. I love how absolutely fucking done Sam Neill's character Hec looks throughout it.

𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀@kitchenraptorj· 28d

D. The Piano (1993) long before he made me despise that prick of a cop in Peaky Blinders, he did a scary fantastic job making me absolutely want to wring Alisdairs neck & wear his ribcage. Again, this is a testament to how he can embody so many different characters.

𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀@kitchenraptorj· 28d

C. The Tudors (2007) Sam Neill's Cardinal Thomas Wosley was a flawed & very human dude that became too caught up in preserving influence that it bit him on the ass. Everyone did a great job in this, but Neill's acting was just 💯👏🏼 (Henry the 8th can still suck it)

𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀@kitchenraptorj· 28d

B. Merlin (1998) a TV show I used to watch as a kid. It's dated, but it still has its whimsy charm. Sam starring as the titular character makes it worthwhile rewatching. He's great at playing wise dudes.

𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀@kitchenraptorj· 29d

Me: yeah, I can't work the weekend of the 14th thru the 17th next month. Especially the 15th. Them: that's fine! What's happening on the 15th? Me:

𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀@kitchenraptorj· Jul 11

It's still heading north away, but I don't like how 🎶it's beginning to look a lot like fuck this🎶

Woodland fire smoke blocking out the sun

𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀@kitchenraptorj· Jul 11

Me: I'm tired of us having a fire season grandpa! Climate change: WELL THAT'S TOO DAMN BAD!

Smoke from forest fire in the sky. Trees & other vegetation.

𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀@kitchenraptorj· Jul 10

I love that you & your special lady have sex every other chapter, but MAN GIVE HER A BREAK!! #manga #seriouslycuteallthingsconsideredbutSHIT

𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀@kitchenraptorj· Jul 10

Fuck no I'm not letting him in after the last time I read this #books

Picture of charlie the choo choo & let him in books on shelf surrounded by assorted horror novels

𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀@kitchenraptorj· Jul 9

Without downloading new pics, describe your gender in one image.

𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀@kitchenraptorj· Jul 8

😂💯

𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀@kitchenraptorj· Jul 7

Love her & her work, flaws & all & unapologetic 💙 These are some of my favorites of hers.

Frida Kahlo
Self-Portrait with Cropped Hair

1940

Oil on canvas

Frida Kahlo. Self-Portrait with Cropped Hair. 1940 | MoMA https://share.google/h18zV8N90EGz0Q2AK

Pitahayas
Frida Kahlo
1938
óleo sobre aluminio / oil on aluminum

29 1/4" x 33 1/4" (framed)

“It is fuchsia on the outside and hides the subtlety of a whitish-gray pulp flecked with little black spots that are its seeds inside. This is a wonder! Fruits are like flowers: they speak to us in provocative language and teach us things that are hidden.”
—Frida Kahlo

https://www.mmoca.org/artwork/pitahayas-frida-kahlo/

What the Water Gave Me

Year
1938
Type
Oil on canvas
Dimensions
91 cm × 70.5 cm (36 in × 27.75 in)

https://www.fridakahlo.org/what-the-water-gave-me.jsp

Original Title: El Sueño (La Cama)
Date: 1940
Style: Naïve Art (Primitivism), Surrealism
Genre: symbolic painting
Media: oil, canvas

The Dream (The Bed), 1940 - by Frida Kahlo https://share.google/gYrRtWc71Xim5jB3O

𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀@kitchenraptorj· Jul 5

New woodland friend unlocked💙🦊 It was so cool seeing them in the backyard.

Picture of a fox in a backyard surrounded by dead vegetation

𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀@kitchenraptorj· Jun 29

Swallowed Sorrow #blueskypoetry #poem #poet #bluejaypoems #blueskypoet #sorrow #hurt #freewrite #love #hardship @jenthorne.bsky.social this is the other #villanelle I did before reading the prompt

Lay your sorrows on me
Let me illuminate your mind today
It won't be long until I'm swallowed by the sea

Your mind is bogged by debris
From voices that hold your sway
Lay your sorrows on me

I was never angry you had to flee
I was sad because you lost your way
It won't be long until I'm swallowed by the sea

Long ago you gave up my key
I watched your wrinkles grow & eyes turn gray
Lay your sorrows on me

One morning, I hope you find your glee
In the soft heartbeat of a lover telling you to stay
It won't be long until I'm swallowed by the sea

I don't know where I'll be
It doesn't matter how much you'll pray
Lay your sorrows on me
It won't be long until I'm swallowed by the sea

𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀@kitchenraptorj· Jun 29

@phylogeneticsteve.bsky.social @sonnetsmith.bsky.social @daveashleypoet.bsky.social @jenthorne.bsky.social I came. I saw. I tried. I had fun. You guys rock 💯 #PoetsOfDoom #Poetry #Villanelle

Little by little, the sky turns blue
Your laughter—warmer than the sun
It's easy to be a fool with you

All my wisdom sprouted wings & flew
The moment you said let's have some fun
Little by little the sky turns blue

The night is black, the stars are true
& here we are giggling on the run
It's easy to be a fool with you

You said once I'll be your glue
& in those words I spun
Little by little the sky turns blue

There's a silver of hope that we will do
Mischievous things & give up none
It's easy to be a fool with you

Your stumbling green eyes gave me a clue
That our story is far from done
Little by little the sky turns blue
It's easy to be a fool with you

𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀@kitchenraptorj· Jun 28

Me too, dude. Me too.

I hate my friends party game box

"A party game to roast your friends"

𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀@kitchenraptorj· Jun 28

Me: Wow, I'm in good shape! I'm feeling healthier & I think I'm looking kinda hot— My abdominal scars from surgery: 👁 👄 👁 Me: stop it My abdominal scars:

Sid the sloth from ice age

No joke, my scars look like his eyes & mouth

𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀@kitchenraptorj· Jun 27

Kept this safe for years now 😂

𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀@kitchenraptorj· Jun 24

Idk what to call this. It's like a Philly cheese x teriyaki pasta hybrid & it tastes great.

𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀@kitchenraptorj· Jun 21

Everyone freaks out when I say I have pet snakes, but I've been bitten once in the 10 years I've had them. In my experience, lizards are what you need to watch out for. My 14 yo leopard gecko, Vito, went ham as soon as I opened the tank. He got me good!

𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀@kitchenraptorj· Jun 20

Me lying in the living room papasan half-naked with the fan going on in the day vs. night

"Mary Magdalene in Ecstasy" by Caravaggio parody with a fan

Strahd von Zarovich seated on his throne, holding a goblet of red liquid with bodies surrounding him. From Dungeons & Dragons.

𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀@kitchenraptorj· Jun 20

Working Title: venting about power dynamics in institutions & finding the whole thing a farce aka my uni experience has pissed me off as a first gen college student who lives in poverty & had to fight to get to where I'm at #bluejaypoems #poet #poetry #freewrite #titles #education

Titles are another form of gatekeeping—
Power dressed in silk ribbons,
Sealed in expensive paper,
Handed out like medals
To lords & borrowed kings.

Mr.
Mrs.
Professor.
Doctor.
Different uniforms
On the same ladder to nowhere

Respect is never hidden inside a title

I'm educated, yes,
But my power lives elsewhere—
In the name I chose,
The one no institution bestowed,
Be it parents or otherwise.

Respect isn't earned by a title.
It begins with a pulse.

Before credentials,
Before rank,
There is a person–
That should be enough.

𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀@kitchenraptorj· Jun 19

Integration #bluejaypoems #poetry #poem

I'm play.
I'm joy.
I'm love.

That's the root.
That's my center.

Strip away all the masks,
all the parts that kept me safe,
that helped me survive
this human existence.

If you peel back far enough,
to the essence—

Beause in truth,
we are never blank spaces
as babes.

I'm play.

I'm a conduit of play.

When I play, I embody love.
And that's what I give
to those that need to receive.

I can't believe
I found you again
after all these years.

You were there the whole time,
watching me backstage,
waiting for me to get up from the audience

And come lead my own show.

𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀@kitchenraptorj· Jun 15

IT'S TIME.

Assorted bones, ribs, & vertebrae from cows & deer that were either gifted or I found.

𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀@kitchenraptorj· Jun 13

It's not bad for my first cocktail from scratch. Next time, I'll go easier on the lemon juice, though. Here's the ingredients (I'm still figuring out the amounts. Guestimate for yours): Lemon juice Grenadine Strawberry puree San Pellegrino (blood orange) Orange bitters Malibu rum (og)