Kalevi - 陳曉雷

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Kalevi - 陳曉雷@magebrush· 14d

If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.

Screenshot of a Facebook post, captioned "If you are going to substitute a letter, make sure you remove the original."

The posted photo contains a photo of a man/woman couple with censored faces, as well as a transparent sealed plastic bag of popcorn with a label. It's intended to read "He popped the question" with "popped" in larger font than the rest of the words, but the designer inserted a diamond engagement ring in front of the "o", instead of using it to replace the "o"; hence it actually appears to say "He pooped the question".

Kalevi - 陳曉雷@magebrush· 16d

Close runner up:

Storefront sign for LEGAL Locksmith, BONDED and INSURED: "If life shuts a door, open it again. It's a door. That's how they work."

Kalevi - 陳曉雷@magebrush· 16d

What's your sign?

White sign posted on what looks like a green grass lawn with ferns in the background. It reads: "Notice: If you notice this notice you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing."

Kalevi - 陳曉雷@magebrush· Jun 28

I must enter a post into the "bad queer bar selfie" category because somehow I've yet to do that here...

Slightly affected dorky demi guy with a beard, a blue baseball cap, a jade horse pregnant, a black Fong's Pizza Des Moines Year of the Horse T-shirt, and a red yukata-style bolero(?), standing in a dimly lit queer bar in front of the bar, waiting to order a drink

Kalevi - 陳曉雷@magebrush· Jun 4

Post an album you’ve listened to 100 times. (I had some Very Specific Yet Eclectic Tastes in high school. Jagged Little Pill by Alanis Morissette and Fallen by Evanescence are honorable mentions here.)

Kalevi - 陳曉雷@magebrush· Apr 25

Reward: suihkulonkero!

Demi guy with long wet hair winking to the camera angled up and to their right, with a blue can of Long Drink up to their mouth.

Kalevi - 陳曉雷@magebrush· Apr 13

If you see this post an image you saved because it made you laugh (I'm not translating this, I think y'all can figure this one out lol)

Four photos of large aeroplanes with noses that are opened to various degrees (and resemble an opening mouth, such that the cockpit windshield resembles eyes) arranged like comic panels. The first is only slightly open and captioned in Ukrainan "Ахаха"; the second is further open and captioned "Ахахаха"; the third is open very wide and is captioned "Ахахахаха"; and the fourth is open all the way with a helicopter exiting the aircraft and is captioned "Ахахахахаха". The Ukrainian is translatable as onomatopoeia for laughing, with the length correlating to the length of the imagined laugh.

Kalevi - 陳曉雷@magebrush· Apr 5

This is the face of someone who got unexpectedly roped into serving on Easter Sunday. (It was welcome actually, this would've been the first Easter Sunday in years that I had no obligations other than to just show up, and that just felt Wrong.)

Demi guy in red glasses and a white alb, wearing a lapel mic and a golden cross pregnant, holding onto a red service binder that contained today's order of service.

Kalevi - 陳曉雷@magebrush· Apr 4

An old 2000s era Mac login prompt showing "Dido" in the username field, and a 9-character hidden password in the password field. Underneath the text fields are two check boxes, both ticked; the first says "Remember me", and the one underneath that one says "Forget my fate". Under the "Log In" button in the lower right corner is a hyperlink labeled "Forgot your fate?"

Kalevi - 陳曉雷@magebrush· Mar 29

The Blazing Saddle, Des Moines Iowa (Hometown bar is Out and About in Pasco, Washington, formerly in Kennrwick, Washington, but I wasn't comfortable enough with myself until long after I left)

Image is divided vertically; the left half is four metallic, rainbow chrome-ish sparkling bars, and the right half is a white background with black text that reads "What Was Your First Gay Bar?", with a credit for @cmwk76

Kalevi - 陳曉雷@magebrush· Mar 21

Ois viisaampi häipyy täält Mut tulel' vielkin leikin Miten tunteet vois jäädyttää? Ku sä oot liekinheitin? OooOOO SAAT MUT PALAAMAAN (a-aah, aah) SAAN SUST PALAN VAAN OOT NIIN KUUMA, MUT JÄÄKYLMÄÄ Sä oot Sä oot (LIEKINHEITIN)