mathew olson
@mathewolson
blogging at virtualvector.xyz • writer and creative technologist at large • hire me • ITP ‘24 • totally sincere hater • he/him
not that todd’s much worse for wear after these layoffs but i do feel like his fallout statement has this exact vibe
well my laptop might be dead but i have triumphed over this piece of shit and, by extension, the verizon corporation
not sure what it says about me that my friend saw this cybertruck the other day and immediately thought to send me a photo. nothing good i guess
it’s so sick that one of the most successful companies on the planet has a product with such useful error messages and then it RULES that you can go the local store for your service provider and they just look at it and go “hey what if you upgraded”
congrats on the new gig @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social i promise i won’t complain when the sponsor deal stop & shop episode of @storesthepodcast.bsky.social airs
posting this @gooffkings.bsky.social screenshot on bluesky because i think the composition of dudes on screen all at once will drive the people on here who got mad at JF for loving his wife go fucking bonkers
would a man who was wearing THIS shirt when he met danger ehren lie to you??
kara, surveying her surroundings after realizing she’s uncritically parroted some dumb bullshit from tech execs for the umpteenth time
reading about the special effects and animation in I Love Boosters and man if this doesn’t just sum up why I love Riley’s movies (from www.indiewire.com/features/ani...)
honestly? i can think of several local businesses that should have this one
realizing i have become the IRL white 30-something guy equivalent of this motherfucker
when you can't just say "all he did was 'funny hahas' on a roster absolutely stacked with talent, many of whom can also do comedy"
fuck it, enjoy the moment if it uploads on my last 1% while i’m 4 blocks from home or not at all
underrated aspect of the original super mario bros movie: how much the set designers handling bowser’s lair clearly loved these pointy fortress blocks from smb3
most of the marathon codex entries for salvage (not valuables, which all have text or audio logs attached) are very dry technobabble. reflex coil attached for example anyway, i love that the dryness makes this codex entry for the salvage that *only* comes from the compiler stand out so much more