Perhaps?

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, the DOuGhNUT!

*AHEM*

Mayhaps this will help? Lord knows I've done it in the past...

Better?

I feel seen -

If it has migrated, and hasn't swollen up somewhere else, chances are that it too shall pass. Also, Sadie Mae sends snuggle-lickies Sprooses way!

WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

@jacketdan.bsky.social and @edsbs.bsky.social, if you feel felt this morning, it wasn't me. I am but the messenger.

Meet Sadie Mae! Adopted on Valentine's Day, appropriately, since the better half and I both fell in love with her on that day!

*AHEM*

Always been a fan of this one -

This one is surprisingly fun, and stupid, at the same time -

Like, say, THIS gem -

I can watch mediocre NFL football for $1500 for THE SEASON in the bleeders of Megatron's Butthole, and still have access to most of the good concessions -

Dog = stinky. Dog != dumb. Said dog -

I mean...

Oh, wait, sorry. Forgot to include the offender - www.espn.com/nba/recap/_/...

WHAT IN THE AI-"WRITTEN" BULLSHIT IS THIS 'headline'?

Sadie 'Stubby McLeggington' Mae, approves

@pugsteady.com *AHEM*

No sexy can(s) today, because this weather, and arthritis, can go bleep theyselves -

*AHEM*

Also, the pool has been closed for a WHILE now. I'll post a Thirsty Thursday Trap once I've had a minute to sun myself into non-pastiness. In the interim, SADIE MAE!!!

BEWM.

I will attempt to maintain my non-creeper status. Thank you, and I shall walk out with dog-tax of 'Long Dog' and 'Donut Dog'

Please, no further questions…