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Honoré de Ballsack

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Honoré de Ballsack@mnurkic· 25d

Jusuf: it’s what’s for dinner

An 8 month old baby in a onesie sitting on a (cold) induction hob smiling from ear to ear

Honoré de Ballsack@mnurkic· 26d

One of the best hard cuts I’ve ever seen

Reddit post:
r/ExpectationVsReality
u/EKsaorsire
2 days ago
Daughter fell for A.I. "Exotic Candy"
Failed Expectation

An AI-generated image of a black cardboard box with gold text that reads: EXOTIC CANDY VOYAGE, covered in gold question marks. The box itself is a cornucopia of candy in all colours of the rainbow, with labels like:

LUXURY DUBAI PISTACHIO CHOCOLATE
PISTACHIO KUNAFA
MANGO PASSION FRUIT
FRUIT
JELLY
Date
Delights
TREATS
EXOTIC CANDY
HAZELNUT CREME WAFERS
CISPY
WAFER ROLLS
MUK CELAN

The post reads:
She was confident to at least get something new or interesting..if nothing else a cute box.
She ignored all the warnings about the Ai and was adamant.
Well it arrived today. Plain small box, nothing frilly about it..and the candy was a small bag of Taki chips you could've gotten at a gas station.
Lesson learned hopefully.

The same post but with the second image. It’s a sad cardboard box with one packet of Takis in it. It’s nothing like what was promised

Honoré de Ballsack@mnurkic· 27d

*broden kelly low horny voice* ough yeah love me a creamy chicky kyiiiiiv

Honoré de Ballsack@mnurkic· 27d

Looking good James!

The thumbnails of the last 2 images in the post I’mreplying to, on above the other, cropped, so it looks like James Franco’s head ends at his jawline and then has a tiny bit of hair on top, smushed together

Honoré de Ballsack@mnurkic· 28d

Watching Mbappé play this whole match

A 110g wheel of Nimbin Valley cheese - Washed Goat
“Pungent washed rind with attitude”

Honoré de Ballsack@mnurkic· Jul 10

Nice suit. John Phillips, London. I have two myself. Rumor has it Arafat buys his there.

Hans Gruber from Die Hard, screwing a silencer into a pistol. As played by the inimitable Alan Rickman

Honoré de Ballsack@mnurkic· Jul 9

Is that good? #AFLDockersSwans

The score worm for the Fremantle v Sydney game. It’s an incredibly tight game until a third through the 4th quarter, when Fremantle score *squints* 6 goals in a row to blow it open, 98-61 at the time of the screenshot

Honoré de Ballsack@mnurkic· Jul 8

C.f.

Tweet from Grace Jarvis
@gracejarvisohno
• • •
if a woman tells you you have "nice hands" she is doing everything in her power not to fuck you senseless please release her from her torment her friends are receiving the kinds of messages someone in prison would send
10:31 AM • Sep 12, 2023 • 9.6M Views

Honoré de Ballsack@mnurkic· Jul 5

For the next ~3-4 hours

Honoré de Ballsack@mnurkic· Jul 2

Calming myself down by taking inspiration from a different neighbour #USABIH

10 MONTENEGRIN COMENDMENTS:
1.Man was born tired and he lives to rest.
2. Love you bed as you love yuorself.
3.Rest during, day, so during night you can sleep.
4.Do not work, work kills.
5.If you see someone resting, help him.
6. Work less than you can, and what you can give away to other.
7.In shade is salvation, nobody has deid of rest.
8. Works brings illness, don't died young.
9. If, by chance, you wish to work, sit, wait, you will see, it will pass you.
10.When you see others eating and drinking, move closer, if you see them working move away, do not disturb them.

Honoré de Ballsack@mnurkic· Jul 2

Check out the runway all the way to the northwest at Schiphol

Apple Maps satellite view of Amsterdam Schiphol airport

Honoré de Ballsack@mnurkic· Jul 1

Today I feel Bosnian

The famous Giant Infantino press conference before the Qatar World Cup, where he said things like: “Today I feel African. Today I feel gay”

Honoré de Ballsack@mnurkic· Jun 30

I mean honestly there’s a few options

The single cover for Ace of Base - All That She Wants

Honoré de Ballsack@mnurkic· Jun 29

Tweet from paddle @ipaddlearound
david attenborough: [mumbling] skip. i dont like this animal. skip it.
9:32 PM • 6/24/23

Honoré de Ballsack@mnurkic· Jun 26

Ahaha my mum who has no idea who he is got Ed Zitron (not tagging him because I assume he’ll get a billion tags from this quiz)

Your Results

69% Woke
31% Chud

31% Techbro
69% Neo-Luddite

48% Hopepilled
52% Doomer

81% Davos
19% Dubai

YOUR CLOSEST MATCH:
Ed Zitron

Honoré de Ballsack@mnurkic· Jun 26

Alright I’ll take it britmonkey.com/2020s-politi...

Results of the linked political compass test, with graphs accompanying each axis and a portrait photo of the closest match political figure at the end

Your Results
81% Woke
19% Chud

44%Techbro
56% Neo-Luddite

38% Hopepilled
62% Doomer

61% Davos
39% Dubai

YOUR CLOSEST MATCH:
Zohran Mamdani

Honoré de Ballsack@mnurkic· Jun 25

The meme from the Babadook.
Top panel, a blonde mother in the front of a car turned around and screaming to the back “Why can’t you just be normal?”
Bottom panel, an 8-10 year old kid with medium length messy hair in the back seat of the car,mouth wide open, captioned *Screams*

Honoré de Ballsack@mnurkic· Jun 24

Listen to @bloodwork.show

An illustration titled Children And Firearm Safety. At the top is a single child + various pistols and an M-4 looking automatic rifle = thumbs down. At the bottom are two children + a machine gun and a mortar and a thumbs up. The text reads:

Children and guns are simply a bad idea. Your average firearm is too unwieldy for a typical child to operate in a safe and effective manner.

Children are much better suited to crew served weapons. The semi stationary characteristic of a mortar or heavy machine gun relies less on the child's physical strength and stamina and also builds teamwork.

Honoré de Ballsack@mnurkic· Jun 24

Listen to @boontavista.com

Three-panel illustration titled A METHOD OF EXAMINING SWINE. The first panel also shows a man in a short collared shirt, pants, and a cap observing the swine

1. SIDE VIEW - OBSERVE:
• BALANCE
• LENGTH AND DEPTH OF SIDE
• HAM DEVELOPMENT
• STRENGTH OF PASTERNS
• MANNER OF MOVEMENT
• OTHER BREED AND SEX CHARACTERISTICS

2. REAR VIEW - OBSERVE:
• SET OF HIND LEGS
• DEPTH OF HAMS
• WIDTH OF LOIN AND OF BODY

3. FRONT VIEW - OBSERVE:
• NEATNESS AND TRIMNESS OF HEAD AND SHOULDERS
• SPRING OF RIB
• WIDTH OF BACK AND STRAIGHTNESS OF FORELEGS

Honoré de Ballsack@mnurkic· Jun 17

The contestant on Mastermind tonight gave his occupation as “ecopsychology trainer”, and naturally I thought “what kind of quackery is this”? Check this shit out, most especially the notices at the top of the page: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ecopsyc...

Screenshot of the Wikipedia article for Ecopsychology, with the following notices at the top of the page:

The neutrality of this article is disputed. (May 2024)

This article may need to be rewritten to comply with Wikipedia's quality standards. (May 2024)

Body text:
Ecopsychology is an interdisciplinary and transdisciplinary field that focuses on the synthesis of ecology and psychology and the promotion of sustainability. (2)(3) It is distinguished from conventional psychology as it focuses on studying the emotional bond between humans and the Earth. (2)[4) Instead of examining personal pain solely in the context of individual or family pathology, it is analyzed in its wider connection to the more-than-human world. (5) A central premise is that while the mind is shaped by the modern world, its underlying structure was created in a natural non-human environment. (6]
Ecopsychology seeks to expand and remedy the emotional connection between humans and nature, treating people psychologically by bringing them spiritually closer to nature. (3]

A nonsense venn diagram with the caption:
Placement of clinical ecopsychology between clinical psychology and ecopsychology

Honoré de Ballsack@mnurkic· Jun 9

Mfw I hear that damn song again

Leon Ames as the paterfamilias in Meet Me in St Louis

Honoré de Ballsack@mnurkic· Jun 8

This in turn is a chance for me to post an all-timer tweet

Tweet from Meghan McCain on the 13th of May 2010:

“Give me the beach boys and free my soul!”

Honoré de Ballsack@mnurkic· Jun 8

David Baddiel with a speech bubble superimposed over the photo leading down to the quoted post

Honoré de Ballsack@mnurkic· Jun 1

The Space Shuttle Challenger, moments before disaster. There is a bright leak of burning rocket thrust from the side of one of the boosters, caused by a faulty o-ring seal

Honoré de Ballsack@mnurkic· May 31

C’mon man

Post on r/StarWars by u/Ticket-Tight • 56m ago

Post title: George Lucas taught me one thing; world building will ultimately connect with people more than script writing

Star Wars is a unique franchise in that it has some of the greatest world building (btw this isn't all down to to him, external factors are included in this - including music - in which the prequels are involved).

I just watched the prequels for the first time since I was a child.
I was surprised by how much I enjoyed them.

The script is abhorrent, I don't even blame the actors for anything that came across on screen.

But, I genuinely think with a skilled dialogue writer it could've been totally made to pass: every beat I. The story included.

It a shame, I will not deny how bad the dialogue is, but I enjoyed every moment.

These could've been incredible movies with a bit of delegation from George...

And that's all down to the world building.

I compare it to the matrix, and it came out in the same era.

The imagination from the creator was unbelievable, but it's one of the few cases where the studio could've stepped in and constraints on one aspect (dialogue in this case) would've elevated the end product exponentially.

Honoré de Ballsack@mnurkic· May 31

Same rough idea, very differently expressed

4chan exchange from August 13, 2019

First post:
>she
if it has a penis it isnt a "she"

Reply:
[picture of Johnny Bravo posing and pointing at the screeen]
I'm straight so whatever makes my dick hard is a woman faggot

Honoré de Ballsack@mnurkic· May 27

Only ~26hr left to vote! www.abc.net.au/listen/class...

My Votes
Symphony No. 5 in C minor, Op. 67 - Beethoven, Ludwig van
Star Wars series (Original Film Soundtracks) — Williams, John Symphony No. 3 in C minor, Op. 78 'Organ' - Saint-Saëns, Camille
Piano Concerto No. 2 in C minor, Op. 18 — Rachmaninov, Sergei
Spirited Away (includes "One Summer's Day") (Original Film Soundtrack)
- Hisaishi, Joe
The Thieving Magpie — Rossini, Gioachino
Bolero - Ravel, Maurice
The Legend of Zelda series (Original Game Soundtracks) — Kondo, Koji
Requiem in D minor, K626 - Mozart, Wolfgang Amadeus
Scheherazade, Op. 35 — Rimsky-Korsakov, Nikolai

Honoré de Ballsack@mnurkic· May 27

Was behind an AMG in traffic this morning and the owner had replaced the M in the badge with a Maccas golden arches pin

Richard Dawkins’ infamous tweet from 2013:
Saw a down-and-out in Seattle last night. His sign said not "l need food" or "I need a job" but "I need a fat bitch". What could this mean?

Honoré de Ballsack@mnurkic· May 26

Eid Mubarek from the Maršal to all who celebrate

Josip Broz Tito in a white suit and his trademark glasses, waving slightly to the right of the frame, with a speech bubble that says “Bajrambarečula”

Honoré de Ballsack@mnurkic· May 25

The Junji Ito panel of “this is my hole, it was made for me”, but edited so it’s the Sickos guy on the reverse side of the window, and then the second panel is just the Sickos guy comic