Nick Harper, he/him

@nharper

Nonprofit political law & policy attorney. Proceduralist & anxious, jealous guardian of democracy. Tweets are mine, not my employer's or anybody else’s. Minneapolis. Idealist w/ weltschmerz. I’m on Signal, DM me for my handle.

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Nick Harper, he/him@nharper· 9d

Yeah, that checks out.

NEW YORK (AP) — Ken Martin is in survival mode.
Desperate to save his job as chair of the Democratic Nationa Committee, he is avoiding media appearances, monitoring his critics' social media posts and refusing - at least so far
- to make any substantive changes at his troubled organization,

Nick Harper, he/him@nharper· 14d

This highlighted portion is already state law www.revisor.mn.gov/statutes/cit...

Expand telehealth services. Klobuchar will guarantee that care delivered by telehealth is covered and paid at the same rate as in-person care, for all services and all plans, and make coverage of audio-only visits permanent, so seniors and rural Minnesotans without reliable broadband aren’t left behind. Building on her leadership on broadband in the Senate, she will finish the job on universal broadband and a stronger statewide digital health framework so residents in every ZIP code can see specialists from home.

The phrase "Klobuchar will guarantee that care delivered by telehealth is covered and paid at the same rate as in-person care" is highlighted.

Nick Harper, he/him@nharper· 18d

Guys!… guys…. I have not had a good pork tenderloin sandwich in years. I finally found one in Minnesota! The Green Lantern, 15 minutes east of Brainerd. They got the toppings wrong but when you do it right (extra mustard, extra pickles), sooo gooood! 🤤 Served with a loaded bbq pulled pork potato

Nick Harper, he/him@nharper· 23d

YOU GUUUUYYYSSSSS look at it eat! 😭😭😭😭😭

Nick Harper, he/him@nharper· 26d

Is that not, like, most of them?

The villain Blight from animated series Batman Beyond says, “Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?”

Nick Harper, he/him@nharper· 27d

Well I was gonna bike to Sebastian Joe’s for a milkshake but I guess not

Screen shot of an air quality index app showing 153 AQI or “unhealthy” for Minneapolis and through the rest of the evening

Nick Harper, he/him@nharper· Jul 10

I see why people go kayaking now, this is basically just a mobile hammock on the water!

Nick Harper, he/him@nharper· Jul 5

Potato salad is a breakfast food. (It is also a lunch and dinner food, but yes, it's a breakfast food too. I mean it's got potatoes and eggs, and sometimes bacon. That's breakfast!)

Freedom of Speech (Norman Rockwell Painting)

Nick Harper, he/him@nharper· Jul 4

Same, gurl 👀

A close-up of She-Hulk’s face as she ogles Captain America’s ass through a window while he exits a pool in a tiny Stars and Stripes speedo

Nick Harper, he/him@nharper· Jun 28

Ngl cheese curds are like 87% of the reason I came to the festival this year 😅

A hand holding a basket of fried cheese curds on the rainbow-painted steps of St. Mark’s Episcopal Cathedral in Minneapolis, MN.

Nick Harper, he/him@nharper· Jun 26

Hell yeah! (Tbh I’m a little shocked I’m not more Neo-Luddite? And idk what or who a Davos is; should I?) Maybe not the political quiz we want, but definitely the one we need

britmonkey.com
Your Results
80% Woke
20% Chud
42%
58% Neo-
Techbro Luddite
47%
Hopepilled
53%
Doomer
77% Davos
23% Dubai

britmonkey.com
YOUR CLOSEST MATCH:
Zohran
Mamdani
Mayor of New York City (2026-present)

Nick Harper, he/him@nharper· Jun 23

I don’t meant to be rude and insensitive, but you’re kidding, right? A heat wave warning for 85°F??

Average daytime and nighttime temperatures reached 29.2C, beating the previous high reached on June 30, 2025, according to provisional data.

A temperature conversion showing 29.2°C to be equal to 84.56°F.

Nick Harper, he/him@nharper· Jun 22

You can find me riiiiiight there in that little weird spot

Nick Harper, he/him@nharper· Jun 18

Pearll continues to show how awful of a person she is, and I cannot believe this is the best Ward 5 can do. They don’t even have to be a progressive/leftist, but damn, can’t we get somebody with at least some common sense and decency?

Brian Coyle, the first openly LGBTQ+ council member, voted in 1988 in favor of the ban. Coyle died in 1991 from AIDS-related complications. On Tuesday, Council Member Pearll Warren said overturning the ban would be disrespecting Coyle's legacy. But local LGBTQ+ public historian Noah Barth, who examined Coyle's papers at the Minnesota Historical Society, says Coyle's vote doesn't tell the whole story.
"It is a fact that this ordinance is discriminatory and did not prevent HIV infections and using a decades old opinion of one gay person to dispute a broad coalition of queer people here today is tokenization," he said in reply to Warren on Wednesday. "Brian Coyle loved his community and he wanted us to have sexual freedom. But he knew that taking away these spaces would make us less safe, and they did. Had he been able at the time, he would have preserved them."

Nick Harper, he/him@nharper· Jun 14

Pharma lobby is doing a push poll on Most-Favored-Nation policy

viewpointpoll.com
Nationwide Opinions S...
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* Most-Favored-Nation drug pricing policies do not address that the U.S. market contributes an outsized share of global pharmaceutical research and development funding. If these policies are implemented there will be dramatically less money to develop cutting edge medicines your doctor prescribes.
After reading this, will Most-Favored-Nation drug pricing policies improve your healthcare, worsen your healthcare, or have no effect on your healthcare?
Improve your healthcare
Worsen your healthcare

Nick Harper, he/him@nharper· Jun 12

When did Google Maps start showing this little car instead of an arrow? Does everyone get a white car? If not, HOW DOES IT KNOW I WAS DRIVING A WHITE CAR!?

Google Maps showing a little 3D car where the arrow used to be marking the vehicle

Nick Harper, he/him@nharper· Jun 12

I missed the exact turning point, but I hit another milestone on my bike this evening. 1,500 miles since May 2023!

An e-bike mileage counter shower 1501.2 miles

Nick Harper, he/him@nharper· Jun 10

Elephant shrews are so funny to me because what do you mean we get to have a snoot rodent? 😭😭😭 nature ily

An elephant shrew, which is essentially a fat mouse with an elongated Dr. Suessian nose

Nick Harper, he/him@nharper· Jun 6

Stopped by the pencil party! Had to leave before the sharpening though, got overheated

The Lake of the Isles Pencil on its sharpening day with scaffolding around it

Nick Harper, he/him@nharper· Jun 6

Me: “My bike is so unique; I’m not like the other girls” Oop

Two light teal and black e-bikes bikes with a black plastic milk crate as the rear basket

Nick Harper, he/him@nharper· Jun 1

Literally this exact scene

WELL DID IT WORK FOR THOSE PEOPLE?
NO, IT NEVER DOES, I MEAN, THESE PEOPLE SOMEHOW DELUDE THEMSELVES INTO THINKING IT MIGHT, BUL...
BUT IT MIGHT WORK FOR US.

Nick Harper, he/him@nharper· May 31

And I've been saying this for a while too, so I'm glad local leaders are picking up on it. When your only refrain is "there's no parking and crime is rampant" OF COURSE nobody wants to come to your business!

Star Tribune)

On a recent Saturday morning in Uptown, a line for free hot dogs snaked around the block outside Moona Moono, the Korean-inspired coffee shop and boutique that opened last year at Hennepin Avenue and W. 31st Street.

Inside, shoppers browsed plants and K-beauty products while sipping matchas. Outside, kids chalked the sidewalks as Prince songs blasted during the neighborhood’s Uptown Summer Kickoff festival.

At least on the surface, the area showed no signs of imminent death.

And yet the demise of Uptown has become a near-constant topic of conversation in Minneapolis, most recently fueled by the back-to-back closing announcements of longtime restaurants the Lowry and Red Cow, both of which cited prolonged Hennepin Avenue construction among the reasons they could no longer make the numbers work.

“It is always really sad when any business closes in Uptown,” said Angie Lee, owner of Moona Moono. “What I would say, though, is restaurants are facing headwinds like never before. … Why isn’t every restaurant closure in Minnesota right now a story about the neighborhood? For some reason there are people who are strangely obsessed with the failure of Uptown.”

Depending on who’s talking, Uptown is either falling apart, coming back or simply changing into something new. What many residents and business owners do agree on, however, is that it’s not the same.

The version people remember usually depends on when they came of age there: the artist-and-record-store era associated with Prince, punk venues and counterculture in the 1980s and ’90s; the nightlife-and-shopping district of the 2000s and 2010s, when national chains like Apple, CB2 and Victoria’s Secret moved in alongside packed bars; or the neighborhood still grappling with fallout from the pandemic, civil unrest and years of upheaval, including most recently, Operation Metro Surge.

Even trying to define Uptown’s borders can be slippery. Some residents center it around Hennepin and Lake Street, while o…

Nick Harper, he/him@nharper· May 31

The only commercial real estate person I've ever seen say something smart about Uptown.

Suzanne Schefcik, vice president of capital markets for Colliers, a commercial real estate brokerage, said that because the per square-foot cost of retail and restaurant space in the area is about half of what businesses pay in the North Loop, the area is well poised to attract smaller, locally owned businesses that can’t afford more expensive areas.

“It lost that neighborhood feel, but it’s in the process of recalibrating and reinventing itself,” Schefcik said. “The bottom line is that Uptown is evolving from a nightlife destination to a neighborhood-servicing corridor.”

Nick Harper, he/him@nharper· May 27

Temu Richard Scarry

Worm in red apple car from World of Richard Scarry

Nick Harper, he/him@nharper· May 23

Minneapolis please never stop being weird, or I’ll cry, thank you

A flyer showing a silhouette of crows on a tree limb with the following text:

CROW PICNIC
Saturday May 30th, 1 PM
Harriet Bandshell Picnic Ground
• Exchange trinkets with fellow crow-lovers
• Dress in your best crowcore attire
• Receive a free crow T-shirt designed by a local artist
Special message for our corvid attendees:
CA CACA CA CAW
If you come to the Crow Picnic and mimic a crow call so accurately that the Merlin Bird ID app thinks you're a real bird, I will Venmo you $100 on the spot.
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO WANT TO MISS THIS ONE!

Nick Harper, he/him@nharper· May 23

Did you know in Minneapolis you’re supposed to leave four feet between cars parked on the street? And at least five feet from a driveway or alley? Maybe I’m overestimating how big that is, but I don’t think anyone actually follows either of those rules?

478.10. - To be parallel to curb.
No person shall stand or park a vehicle in a roadway other than parallel with the edge of the roadway, headed in the direction of traffic, with the curbside wheels of the vehicle within twelve (12)
inches of the edge of the roadway, and not closer than four (4) feet to another vehicle parked at the
curb, except as provided in section 478.30. (Code 1960, As Amend., § 411.010)
State Law reference— Similar provisions, M.S. §
169.35.

478.90. - Prohibited in specified places.
:
No person shall stop, stand or park a vehicle except when necessary to avoid conflict with other traffic or in compliance with the directions of a police officer or traffic-control device, in any of the following places:
(a) On a sidewalk or boulevard between sidewalk and roadway;
(b) In front of a public or private driveway or alley or within five (5)
feet of the end of radius or side slope of any public or private driveway or alley with any street or highway;
(c) Within an intersection;
(d) Within ten (10) feet of a fire hydrant, provided that this does not prevent the parking of taxicabs in taxicab stands established by the city council within ten (10) feet in either direction of a fire hydrant;
(e) On a crosswalk;
(f) Within twenty (20) feet of a crosswalk at an intersection;
(g) Within thirty (30) feet upon the approach of any flashing school

Nick Harper, he/him@nharper· May 22

reaction image of a paparazzi photograph of actor Ben Affleck smoking a cigarette with a distressed look on his face wearing a blue sweater.

Nick Harper, he/him@nharper· May 16

Apparently I’m much more socially conservative than I realized? Also I appear to be more left-center-left than left-left.

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Progressive
• Left
Closest match
94% match
Far Left
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Social Democrat
Centre-Left
91% match

Democratic Socialist
Far Left / Anti-Capitalist
89% match
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Liberal Progressive
Centre-Left / Civil Libertarian
86% match

Progressive Realist
Centre-Left
83% match
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Nick Harper, he/him@nharper· May 16

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66% Left-wing

34% Libertarian

47% Pro-Liberty

41% Globalist

9% High Trust

Nick Harper, he/him@nharper· May 16

Is it insane to brush your dog with a cylindrical brush attached to a drill gun? Yes. Will I be brushing my dog any other way from here on out? No.