James Barham

@nowthenthee

Dadding, nursing, PKUing. House servant to the child and @emmavardy2.bsky.social

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James Barham@nowthenthee· 4d

Back from 2 weeks in the Hebrides and the allotment has gifted us these, ideas for recipes gratefully accepted

James Barham@nowthenthee· May 22

Just watched The Hunt. Absolutely tremendous

A screen shot of the central character from The Hunt. The text explains the premise of the film which is that 12 strangers wake up in a clearing. They have been chosen to be hunted down.

James Barham@nowthenthee· May 15

Who you gonna call?

Farmer Palner from Viz saying Get off moy Laaa-aaand

James Barham@nowthenthee· May 14

It's novelty island but lacking Graham Lister

Bob Mortimer as Graham Lister in Vic and Bob's Big Night Out visiting Novelty Island

James Barham@nowthenthee· May 4

Where I grew up, this was my Christmas present. The artist is Ronnie Cruwys, it is a print, would love the original!

A picture of Front Street in Acomb York. A stretch the street showing 19th and early 20th century buildings, mostly red brick some rendered by Ronnie Cruwys

James Barham@nowthenthee· May 1

You can travel between the two on London-Derry Air.

A group of people are at a dinner party in a fictional 1990s house. One man is leaving. The words I'll get me coat are in the caption

James Barham@nowthenthee· Apr 28

Well he's not to be trusted

The Evil Rum Baba (geddit) on a horse in armour

James Barham@nowthenthee· Apr 20

I always thought that Miller was more Bubbles Devere

Bubbles Devere in a red curly wig holding a tray of 10 Special K portions

James Barham@nowthenthee· Apr 15

Drop your crime fighting Catholics

Derek Jacobi as Cadfael a Welsh monk solving murders in 12th century Shrewsbury. He is dressed as Benedictine in a brown habit

James Barham@nowthenthee· Apr 15

The Waterboys' best song is A bang on The Ear. I will not be taking further questions.

James Barham@nowthenthee· Apr 12

@dreadships.bsky.social I saw this on a cruise liner at the port of Napoli. Is it a merchant navy pendant that's flying?

The stern of a colossal cruise liner at the docks of Napoli. A red ensign / flag with a union flag in its corner is flying from a stick / flagpole.

James Barham@nowthenthee· Apr 10

Currently wearing one of your T Shirts in Napoli I may be unique in Italy

I am wearing one of Gail's creations. A yellow T shirt with a 1970s cassette player motif in a fab cafe in Napoli.

James Barham@nowthenthee· Mar 31

I think its my turn next week I'm thinking of signing Julio Geordio

Julio Geordio being interviewed post match

James Barham@nowthenthee· Mar 10

25 years ago today she said I do! @emmavardy2.bsky.social lots and lots of love

A black and white photo of me and Emma at our wedding reception. I am in a suit and Emma is in her wedding dress

James Barham@nowthenthee· Feb 27

Matthew Goodwin or Matthew Badloser unsure which to choose

James Barham@nowthenthee· Feb 26

Allister Heath The civil service Blob is using Allister Heath to stage a Marxist coup

James Barham@nowthenthee· Feb 25

No party rings disaster

A multi coloured selection of Party Rings biscuits

James Barham@nowthenthee· Feb 25

As promised finally

A grey overcast, a camelia in flower in a back garden. The camelia is against a brick wall. A rotary washing line is in the foreground a dull suburban estate may be glimpsed behind the wall

James Barham@nowthenthee· Feb 17

So 2 more points dropped, yes they are 1 point ahead and yes have a game in hand but they could be 5 points ahead with a game in hand over #YCFC some come on City!

James Barham@nowthenthee· Feb 14

Well well well Rochdale finally drop points Click the image York and Yeovils results are at the bottom

National League Scores from today. York City won 3 nil away Rochdale drew 1 all away after taking the lead and playing against 10 players for the last 20 minutes

James Barham@nowthenthee· Feb 13

A screen shot of a screen shot from my elderly mother😆

A picture of an old fashioned class room boys are sat at desks in rows a Union Flag is next to the black board.
Teacher " Some words are pronounced with a silent g like gnat, gnaw and sign."
From that day Angus got a new nickname

James Barham@nowthenthee· Feb 12

Its dead easy See alt text

The Rules of Cricket
You have two sides, one out in the field and one in.
Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out.
When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side thats been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out.
Sometimes you get men still in and not out.
When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in.

There are two men called umpires who stay out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out.

When both sides have been in and all the men have got out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game

James Barham@nowthenthee· Feb 6

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars”, “Star Trek”, “Dr. Who”, or “Transformers.”

Marvin the paranoid android
Job satisfaction, here I am brain the size of a planet and they ask me to take you down to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction 'cause I don't

James Barham@nowthenthee· Feb 3

Is it a bit like this?

A picture of a door with a sign saying TOILET on it with the words "the worst and in Scotland" around it to read the worst toilet in Scotland. Scotland is partially obscured and Ireland is just above it.

James Barham@nowthenthee· Jan 23

"MacDonalds is in Avignon, fish and chips in Marseille. Allez!"

The front cover of the novel A Good Year by Peter Mayle

James Barham@nowthenthee· Jan 23

Found a knitting needle on the wirk desk at home @emmavardy2.bsky.social doing knitting on Teams calls (camera off) like some modern day Trichoteuse

A Punch cartoon from 1912called the Looker On. A poor woman is knitting in front of the guillotine

James Barham@nowthenthee· Jan 19

Magna Carta.. don't say it, don't say it😆

Tony Handcock in a trilby and black coat with "Does Magna Carta mean nothing to you? Did she die in wain?"

James Barham@nowthenthee· Jan 18

Is this you? I'm not sure etiquette your thing

A page from The Woman's weekly in the 1950s with Mrs Marryat advises

James Barham@nowthenthee· Jan 11

Not picturesque none of the jars match (as you can see probably didn't have enough having to use a Hellman's jar) but marmalade has been achieved.

9 jars of marmalade in a right mish mash of jars some tiny some ludicrously large.

James Barham@nowthenthee· Jan 9

You dirty old man