Hey it’s the bicentennial lady @di-atribe.bsky.social birthday today! Happy birthday to ya my friend 🫶🏽🥳🧁

Don’t you just love the smell of having to get a new car battery in the morning? 🙄🙄💸💸

Having a day. Started the coffee maker and somehow short circuited the breaker for mine and another office. Maybe got electrocuted? Send the asteroid, thx.

We had a time last night @kristyapril.bsky.social

Tired: streaming/BZZR Wired: bringing back the TV Guide channel

lol only screen grabbed it there, but the 15 second clip is still entirely offensive

And now my algorithm is trolling me 👵🏽

Meanwhile, the owners outside the window 👁️👁️

A very Vivaldi Saturday night 🎻

lol big firework poppa

⚡️💅🏾

4th of July 🗽

Lemme get one of everything

🗽🎆

One thing about me, ima wear out some Jordan 1 lows 🖤 🎀

super reckless lunch today 🐷🐽

We gon see!

My heroes

extremely this

Today is my Friday! 🧊 ☕️

Occasionally the group chat has Discussions ™️ 📸: @di-atribe.bsky.social

Excuse me?? This med can cause TAINT SWELL??!

Anytime someone asks if i need anything from the store I always finish with

The algorithm just finds me 🩳

We are in rangers

The Great American State Fair bouta be a email, NO singers

Never a bad time for an all star 🧇 🏠

Nail day!

LOL those guys are super dug in like our fictional friend Michael Bolton