oNoise

@onoise

Sometimes runs Mario and smashes bros Git gud but have fun along the way PP by @hypohate.bsky.social He/him 🏳️‍🌈 Born '96

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oNoise@onoise· 5d

Okay moment nachfrage: Über welchen dieser beiden hier reden wir? Den Plant Hotdog (erstes Bild) hab ich schon seit ner Weile nicht mehr gesehen. Den Gemüse Hotdog (zweites Bild) hab ich die Woche in Dresden erst gegessen.

Der Ikea Plant-Hotdog in einer Hand mit Senf drauf

Der Ikea Gemüse Hotdog mit toppings drauf und einem Becher daneben

oNoise@onoise· 11d

Listen I could try to elaborate but I won't. I'll just leave this here.

Meme of Lisa Simpson giving a presentation. The text reads "I prefer remixes of old songs over the original"

oNoise@onoise· 12d

Stolen from @ambercyprian.bsky.social :) Can be anything, videogames, movies, shows, whatever. If I don't know something I'll google for pictures and will choose based on vibes :P Let me have it!

Black text on blue background that reads "Give me a franchise and I'll tell you my favorite character"

oNoise@onoise· 16d

Möther, feed me

Photo of a black cat with white feet asking for food. She's standing on her hindlegs pawing at the closed door in front of her, looking up at the camera. She's moving so the photo is a bit blurry, giving her a bit of a cryptid vibe.

oNoise@onoise· 16d

Bonus: Sometimes she likes to eat at the table like a lady

Photo of a black cat sitting on the edge of a couch, eating from a bowl that's on the couch table in front of her

oNoise@onoise· Jun 27

I'm at the Burger King I'm at the Taco Bell I'm at the combination Burger King and Taco Bell

Photo of a Burger King and Taco Bell that share an entrance

oNoise@onoise· Jun 27

One of my absolute pet peeves is sinks that are designed like this. I get that you want to look fancy and have sinks that are bigger than just the space you need. BUT AT LEAST MAKE THE FAUCET LONG ENOUGH TO LET ME FIT MY REGULAR SIZED HANDS UNDER IT!

photo of a rectangular sink made from grey stone and a black faucet that is built in a way that the waterstream just barely goes in the sink, leaving maybe 5cm space for you to actually wash your hands

oNoise@onoise· Jun 25

Reminder that flipping tables and yelling at people is absolutely within the scope of christian behavior. So sorry for your loss.

Painting of Jesus flipping the mechant's table in front of the temple

oNoise@onoise· Jun 19

This took me about 15 minutes. I used pixelframe.design for the base and then added the head in with MS Paint. I have zero experience in graphic design or anything like that. It was a lot of fun and didn't evaporate half a lake in the process. Go give it a try. Make stupid memes by hand.

An image photoshopped to look like a Burger King ad only it says "Borger Kong, Leader of the Brunch since 1981" and has a picture of Donkey Kongs head poorly edited into it.

oNoise@onoise· Jun 10

Here it is. In all its glory. This is a community built event. There are no sponsors or shareholders or any of that crap you have to impress or fake professionalism for. (Even tho we did later get a few sponsors)

A banner for a Super Smash Bros tournament, drawn very crudely in MS Paint.

oNoise@onoise· May 21

Kennt ihr Artists die Schlüsselbänder verkaufen? Also nicht Schlüsselanhänger sondern die langen Bänder wo der Schlüsselbund mit Schlüsseln und Schlüsselanhängern dann dran ist (Bild nur Symbolisch, muss nicht genau so ein Modell sein aber sowas in die Richtung)

oNoise@onoise· Mar 29

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Part two of ALT text: 2. An extension of point number 1: Did I really think I was the only person on earth who gives a shit about perfectionism? Of course not. Every other person on earth who put out a creative piece of work is just as concerned as me and just as bummed out about the mediocrity of the results. The only difference is that they tried and they got something out of it. If the idea is really just that good just fucking go back to it later. Again and again, better this time. It's not a big deal.
3. I promise so much of this is just rooted to tempering down your ego and it genuinely is nuts how low self-esteem and being full of yourself are concepts that just feed into one another but I believe that once you're aware of this you can find some balance. Not everyday, some days are just bad. It happens. But just keep that in mind. OK!

oNoise@onoise· Mar 20

oNoise@onoise· Mar 7

Thank you internet stranger, this is the best art I've ever seen in my entire life. Go to youraislopbores.me it is so much fun. And larping as AI is a fun creative exercise cause you have to come up with a funny answer in 60 seconds.

Screenshot of a conversation using the linked website. I asked "I want to see a luigiboard". The ai player drew an absolute masterpiece of a skateboard with luigis face on it.

oNoise@onoise· Mar 4

Amogus

The above image but flipped 180° with the red among us character stretched so it matches the outline of the bread

oNoise@onoise· Mar 3

Mein Gehirn hat mir bei dem Kommentar direkt das hier ausgespuckt

Der Nintendo Charakter Diddy Kong, der mit einer Holzpistole eine Erdnuss verschießt. Das Profilbild von Wurzelmann wurde krude über Diddy Kongs Gesicht editiert.

oNoise@onoise· Feb 16

Ich hass es hier.

Screenshot aus dem Artikel. „Künstliche Intelligenz“ soll Symptome auswerten
Wer sich krank fühlt, soll künftig auch über die ePA-App eine digitale Ersteinschätzung einholen können. Mit Hilfe eines Fragenkatalogs sollen Versicherte dann erfahren, ob ihre Symptome den Gang zur Hausärztin oder gar zur Notfallambulanz rechtfertigen.

Diese Auswertung soll offenbar auch mit Hilfe sogenannter Künstliche Intelligenz erfolgen. Ohnehin soll KI laut Warken „in Zukunft da eingesetzt werden können, wo sie die Qualität der Behandlung erhöht, beim Dokumentationsaufwand entlastet oder bei der Kommunikation unterstützt“. Bis 2028 sollen beispielsweise mehr als 70 Prozent der Einrichtungen in der Gesundheits- und Pflegeversorgung KI-gestützte Dokumentation nutzen – ungeachtet der hohen Risiken etwa für die Patientensicherheit oder die Autonomie der Leistungserbringer. Dafür will das BMG „unnötigen bürokratischen Aufwand“ für KI-Anbieter reduzieren. Das Ministerium strebt dafür mit Blick auf den Digitalen Omnibus der EU-Kommission „eine gezielte Anpassung der KI-Verordnung“ an.

oNoise@onoise· Jan 29

I commissioned this years ago, it's still one of my favorite pictures of my sona. Go support Kati, she's very gud :3

My fursona, a bear with yellow fur, pink hair and a red tank top making a derpy face. Drawn by Kati Knitt

oNoise@onoise· Dec 3

Letters of the alphabet have the grammatically neutral gender so it should be "Das M"

screnshot from the incredibles of mr incredible sitting at a table talking angrily

oNoise@onoise· Nov 11

Credit @cakeandcrows.bsky.social (I think). The fourth picture especially captures my experience with gender so well. I want things out of both boxes but I hate that they are in the boxes to begin with. Just dump the boxes on the floor and let me pick and choose.

A four panel comic black lines on white background by artist cakeandcrows2020. Panel one shows a person standing in front of two small boxes. One box has the male symbol on it the other one the female symbol. The person looks at them in thought and says "hmm". In panel two the person put one foot in each box, awkwardly squatting over them and says "Hmm" slightly louder and with a slightly unsatisfied facial expression. Panel three has the person sitting in the female box with the male box on it's head (the person is too big for the boxes). They are still thinking "hmmm" but even louder. Panel four shows the person on all fours, putting both feet in the female box and both hands in the male box. The position looks uncomfortable, their facial expression seems strained and the person thinks even louder still: "Hmmm"

oNoise@onoise· Oct 28

An den hier kommt nichts ran. Wenn der zu intensiv ist probier die anderen von der Marke die sind allesamt bisschen milder. Zweiter Favorit ist Ananas Curry aber da muss ich grad Bock drauf haben. Was ich in letzter Zeit auch sehr mag ist der pikante Hummus (gleiche Marke aber im Kühlregal).

Ein Glas Veganer Tomate Basilikum Aufstrich von Kaufland Marke Take it Veggie

oNoise@onoise· Oct 21

“I’m just going to watch Shrek in my head.”
As a little kid, I was SOOOOOO damn obsessed with Shrek.

I mean the kind of obsessed where I’d watch it over and over again days in a row. It was all I ever wanted to watch.

It got to the point where I had memorised it word-for-word, and beat-for-beat. This meant that, somehow, I could watch it in my head—timed perfectly. No fast forwarding, no skipping.

Now this was fine for car trips and such, because my dad would be like “Hey do you want some colouring-in to do?” And id be like “Nah, I’m going to watch Shrek in my head.”

Ocassionally my dad would ask where I was up to in the movie—just to check on me.

Youre probably thinking Huh that’s weird but cool I guess?

Wrong. Sort of.

It got so bad that I’d watch it in my head at night before I went to sleep. My dad would literally check on me at night, notice I was blankly staring up at the ceiling, and have to yell “Stop watching Shrek and go to sleep!”

oNoise@onoise· Aug 29

This artist just randomly drew a thirsttrap version of me :D Apart from the level of buffness and the exact piercings, beard and haircolor this is eerily accurate (also you should follow D.J. they make great stuff!)

Selfie of me, white person with short red hair, blue eyes, a helix ring and a pink gummybear earring, short brown chinbeard and black clothes, smiling into the camera

oNoise@onoise· Aug 28

Managed to get my sob under 51! We're not back yet but we're getting there!

oNoise@onoise· Aug 21

Diesen Punkt müssen wir noch viel viel mehr verinnerlichen. Manche Sachen sind einfach grundsätzlich nicht Nachhaltig und selbst in der grünsten Utopie werden sie niemals nachhaltig werden können. Siehe auch Individualverkehr, (momentan üblicher) Fleischkonsum, und noch viel mehr

Abschnitt aus dem zitierten Artikel: Klar könnten Schiffe möglicherweise irgendwann aus einem möglichen Überfluss aus Erneuerbaren Energien gespeist werden und Müll besser als heute vermeiden. Aber eine schwimmende Stahlstadt herzustellen und zu bewegen, um tausende Menschen auf eine Luxusreise über die Weltmeere zu machen, wird nie „nachhaltig“ sein.

oNoise@onoise· Aug 19

oNoise@onoise· Aug 18

ADHD medication really feels like a monkey's paw kinda deal. Vivance gives me a few hours of hyperfocus but also makes me forget anything that's not physically in front of me. But hey at least my laundry is done so it was all worth it

A sign that says 0 days since last time I almost burned down the kitchen because my ADHD meds made me forget that I put a pizza in my oven

oNoise@onoise· Jul 25

Feel free to include obscure titles, if I don't know something I'll do a quick google search and tell you my first impression.

Black text on white background, which states the following:
"Tell me a video game name and I'm going to tell you my honest opinion about"

oNoise@onoise· Jul 25

An old meme that says "I'm in this photo and I don't like it"

oNoise@onoise· Jul 19

Drove by a sick band name yesterday