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@plfrederick

If there's no magic how come when you burp up watermelon it tastes like cucumber? Oil, Acrylic, Watercolor • Artist & Illustrator • Humor, Rainbows, Unicorns, UFO/UAP

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bork bork@plfrederick· 12d

Throwing the trash out like

Muscley Scottish man yelling and screaming (apparently, I would) heaves like a full size telephone pole
like a 100 feet in the air while some guy runs away. Big crowd watches approvingly.

bork bork@plfrederick· Jul 4

Love these. So far I have consumed 14 cotton candy clouds.

(Original photo, not AI)
Sunset at low tide on a Massachusetts beach. In the foreground, short sea grasses and sand, then a calm blue ocean, all somewhat in shadow. But the sky, O the sky! — a gradient of every bright blue, floated with a few bright pink clouds. I shall eat the cotton candy clouds.

bork bork@plfrederick· Jun 30

Look at hims stompers 😂💕😂

bork bork@plfrederick· May 18

What now

An actual image of a star that is yellow with five points like a cartoon star.

bork bork@plfrederick· Apr 2

This better be an April Fools joke JERRY @jcsalterego.bsky.social

Jerry’s Bluesky page thing with a stupid blue check. Didn’t we all work together to prevent this?? This is bullcrap.

bork bork@plfrederick· Apr 2

3 adult humans to keep this good dog…sort of still? 😂

Black lab dog but its face is a blur from moving around too much. Three adult women’s hands can be seen trying to slow the dog down, with at least one hand firmly grasping what must be a collar

bork bork@plfrederick· Mar 6

Here we go

A red and white yield sign, a fluorescent orange DETOUR> sign pointing to another <DETOUR sign. For I guess an infinite loop kinda drive?

bork bork@plfrederick· Dec 31

Yes and I have a dog like this. Book a professional pet photo session and this is what you get

A handsome shiny black dog sits proudly for the camera, in a cheery collar. Before him a beautiful copper colored dog has melted into a crestfallen puddle on the floor before him, her eyes depressed and resentful. Will she survive her terrible predicament? Surely not. (Yes she’s fine)

bork bork@plfrederick· Dec 11

What the h*ck is this soulless portal thing?! This has to be the dumbest lookin iPhone update

Giant black soulless circle. New iPhone icon or portal to black hole?

bork bork@plfrederick· Nov 28

“The bed is a kind of sandwich. When you get in you are the meat.”

Norman Rockwell’s painting of a man standing up to speak at a town hall meeting. The others look up at him with interest, one older man with a look of appreciation and slight smile.

bork bork@plfrederick· Nov 25

I once read a quote like, “Business is people.” Ultimately business (busy-ness) is ONLY about people. Who is going to use the AI they fired or didn’t hire people to make in the first place? Treating people fairly and wanting the best for them is good business.

Retailers are already preparing for the worst by hiring a record low number of seasonal employees, career services firm Challenger, Gray & Christmas found.

bork bork@plfrederick· Nov 6

Ahahahahahah

Gray cat with the LONGEST fur you will ever see looks angrily at you, front feet planted on wet cobblestones

bork bork@plfrederick· Sep 19

😩

Impossible burger
Vegan! Tastes like beef! Plant based burger toooed with red onion, lettuce and tomato on a grilled bun. $18.49

bork bork@plfrederick· Aug 31

What is even happening?

A svelte young man under a brisk shower of milk, really enjoying himself as he covers his nipples, featuring just a hint of his pert lil (?) buttock

bork bork@plfrederick· Aug 1

The subject:

bork bork@plfrederick· Jul 1

Not sure the captain is a people person 😂

A captain looking man with crooked bow tie (black) and ill fitting dress jacket (white) looks down at us with an upside down smile on his face. Or is it a sneer? Five top teeth.

bork bork@plfrederick· Jun 5

@dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social : This you? Saw it on that other site. Seems like something that would happen to you 😂

Found this cat inside our house tonight never seen him before. Seems very unfazed about the whole situation. (2 photos of a verrrry relaxed orange and white kitty cat.)

bork bork@plfrederick· Apr 24

bork bork@plfrederick· Apr 10

😂🤣😂 My timeline answered this it’s TREES

bork bork@plfrederick· Apr 7

Insightful piece, especially since I recently jumped to BS (haha!) One thing tho… I’ve found that only bullies blame things on “gullibility.” I tell bullies, “I’m not gullible, I’m trusting” and watch their hearts break open, just a lil or a whole dang lot 💕

bork bork@plfrederick· Mar 10

Lookit the fine lipstick work on Rebel 💕😂💕

bork bork@plfrederick· Mar 6

Think we know @jcsalterego.bsky.social @adrew.dadguy.online