BlueWhispersPurpleBones
@purplewhispers
35+, she/her, Ger/Eng | NSFW 🔞| Writing & VP | edgy tiefling bard apologist | traumatised, soft, bratty, bottom, and cuddle-starved SpawnAstarion Agenda | occasional pet snake pics | pls only sfw rp | Fuck AI!
#bg3vp #sanguinesonata #sparkworldfireau modernAU Soundcheck 𝓝𝓞𝓧 𝓒𝓐𝓝𝓣𝓤𝓢 Founder/Lyricist/Vocalist: The Heart Twins Harsh Vocals: Lune H. Lead Guitar: Shade H. Composer/Lyricist/Violin/Support Guitar and Vocals: D'ylân N. Drums: B. Wroot Bonus backstage babe while the bass player is late: Mama K.
work in progress, still fighting the what-even-are-joints anatomy, but *sigh* babe ♥
"𝑃𝑢𝑡 𝑎 𝑠𝑚𝑖𝑙𝑒 𝑜𝑛, 𝑚𝑦 𝑓𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑑, 𝑦𝑜𝑢'𝑟𝑒 𝑠𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 ℎ𝑖𝑚 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑔𝑟𝑢𝑚𝑝𝑦 𝑓𝑎𝑐𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑠," 𝑊𝑦𝑙𝑙 𝑠𝑎𝑖𝑑. D̶o̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶w̶o̶r̶r̶y̶,̶ ̶D̶,̶ ̶'̶f̶i̶r̶s̶t̶'̶ ̶i̶m̶p̶r̶e̶s̶s̶i̶o̶n̶s̶ ̶a̶r̶e̶ ̶o̶v̶e̶r̶r̶a̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶a̶n̶y̶w̶a̶y̶.̶ ̶I̶t̶'̶l̶l̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶f̶i̶n̶e̶.̶ ̶E̶v̶e̶n̶t̶u̶a̶l̶l̶y̶.̶ [wip outtakes]
#bg3vp #sanguinesonata #sparkworldfireau D'ylân being all smirks, grins, and smiles, sweet, lewd, or mischievous, is my favourite D'ylân. But I also have a soft spot for mopey D'ylân ♥ e̶v̶e̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶o̶u̶g̶h̶ ̶p̶e̶o̶p̶l̶e̶ ̶w̶h̶o̶ ̶m̶e̶e̶t̶ ̶h̶i̶m̶ ̶l̶i̶k̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶f̶i̶r̶s̶t̶ ̶t̶i̶m̶e̶ ̶w̶h̶e̶n̶ ̶h̶e̶ ̶s̶t̶e̶p̶s̶ ̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶s̶h̶a̶d̶o̶w̶s̶ ̶m̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶ ̶a̶g̶r̶e̶e̶.̶
"Insolence! Are you forgetting it's a vampire you continuously disrespect?" "First off, vampire 𝑠𝑝𝑎𝑤𝑛. Also, you and those baby teefh of yours make it hard to remember sometimes!" Somewhere within earshot, Durge casts fire under a kettle full of corn kernels while Gale hurries to fetch the wine.
🐱? ✔️Cute ✔️Menace ✔️Ambush Pounce ✔️Climbs chosen 'cat tree' after being told "Later, I'm busy!" ✔️Chews on things he was just told not to chew on ✔️"𝑁𝑜𝑡 𝑛𝑜𝑤"? YES, NOW! 😼! #bg3vp #sanguinesonata
It's a short German poem by a German writer/actor/entertainer who's known for his tongue-in-cheek verses and love for puns. The original is more consistent with the butterfly metaphor but is impossible to translate as a proper poem. Here's the original and an almost-1:1 translation:
#tavqotd #sanguinesonata I gave up on deciding on something deeper or elegant 😩 If we read "caught" as "and suddenly, a Nautiloid kidnapped him" and "was caught by surprise that he caught feelings for someone after years of casual flings!" it fits! "Butterfly" by Heinz Erhardt, translated by me
#bg3fic #modernAU #sanguinesonata #sparkworldfireAU #nsfw tw: SA, abuse of a minor by elven standards - Chapter 2 of ?? He hadn't realised there was one more person. He watched in horror as a figure stirred and slowly unfolded from the shadows. "What's up?" archiveofourown.org/works/89282526
The unhealthiest-looking croissants I've ever seen, and that says a lot, since croissants are hardly a healthy snack. Allegedly, pistachio-flavoured. So, I bought one. Looks like something that, if you buy two and leave them unsupervised for five minutes, they'd take over your spaceship.
#sanguinesonata #bg3fic #bg3vp Forgot to tag this back when I posted it, sooo 😇 Here's the story (again) of how D'ylân was first mistaken for a cambion twice post-crash, got into a brawl with Durge, saved the day, and joined the gang, much to Astarion's horror. archiveofourown.org/works/723657...
#bg3fic #modernAU #sanguinesonata #sparkworldfireAU #nsfw tw: SA, abuse of a minor by elven standards - 𝐾𝑖𝑑 𝑚𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑓𝑒𝑎𝑟 𝑓𝑜𝑟 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑔𝑟𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑑𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠. - Ch. 1 of a ModernAU full of Angst, Hurt, but also comfort, and a guaranteed happy ending. 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐓𝐚𝐠𝐬! archiveofourown.org/works/892825...
status of the fic I don't know if and/or when it'll even be uploaded: chapter 3 long 😵💫
Happy Birthday @sailingkobold.bsky.social! 🎉🍰 Can't throw you a party, so here's one for Tav in your place! We've got a tiefling party with snacks, drinks, music, and a low-budget ball pit for warm-up, with an optional pub crawl. Might have to share the bone, though...
#bg3vp #sanguinesonata Posting this pic for my modern university AU solo because I like how it turned out and for some mod appreciation in the replies 💜
#sanguinesonata #bg3fic #bg3vp text: nsfw/abuse Modern University AU multi-chapter fic in progress! Astarion, a law student, doesn't live a happy life thanks to Professor Cazador Szarr. Things change for the better (and worse. And better.) when he meets music student D'ylân and his friends.
be afraid of the snek! Be very, very afraid! Is very scary!
BIG BLEB! harmless, cute [snake] pics put behind a label bc bsky doesn't have a "might contain common phobia" label.
Shadow of Memories/Destiny! I don't even want drastic changes for the most part. Polish the graphics and animations a bit (they're retro right now anyway), and they can keep the, let's say, era-typical voice acting for all I care. All I want is an overhaul of the frustratingly clunky controls 😩
Alt version. I actually like the angle, maybe even more, but there are 1-3 other things that bug me more than the things that bug me about the other 😄 w̶h̶y̶ ̶d̶o̶ ̶I̶ ̶o̶n̶l̶y̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶i̶c̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶-̶t̶h̶a̶t̶-̶e̶v̶e̶n̶-̶h̶a̶r̶d̶-̶t̶o̶-̶f̶i̶x̶ ̶'̶b̶u̶g̶s̶'̶ ̶r̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ ̶a̶f̶t̶e̶r̶ ̶I̶ ̶c̶l̶o̶s̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶g̶a̶m̶e̶?̶!̶ #bg3queer #bg3vp #bg3sanguinesonata
#sanguinesonata #bg3vp #bg3queer modern AU Mama K's last entry in tonight's party photo album t̶h̶e̶ ̶h̶o̶u̶r̶s̶ ̶u̶n̶t̶i̶l̶ ̶b̶r̶e̶a̶k̶f̶a̶s̶t̶ ̶f̶r̶o̶m̶ ̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶W̶y̶l̶l̶'̶s̶ p̶e̶r̶s̶p̶e̶c̶t̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶r̶e̶m̶a̶i̶n̶ ̶p̶r̶i̶v̶a̶t̶e̶ "Hush! Quiet, please. Baby elf sleepy. And very, 𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦 drunk. Gotta leave the bedside manners to you, D. 𝑊𝑒 already have ~plans~ 🤭"
#sanguinesonata #bg3vp #bg3queer modern AU The party continues, and so does Karlach's party photo album. "I could swear this Astarion guy wore a different outfit when he and D arrived earlier. Very sus! Will squeeze the gossip out of the Heart Twins later!" ~ K, spy dû éspionage éxcellence
#bg3vp #wyllach #karlachxwyll #karlach #wyll modern AU "Bustin’ my best moves at this sweet poet punk til he’s finally gonna make a move on ME!" ~ Hot Mama K
#sanguinesonata #bg3vp mildly #nsfw more modernAU shenanigans - Rascals 🤨
#bg3vp #sanguinesonata Modern University AU cw: 157% self-indulgent Nothing to see here, just a law student late to the secret 'business appointment' with the art 'kid' he hired as a boyfriend to see how this whole dating thing is for people who aren't in an arranged engagement with an asshole.
#bg3vp ModernAU Karlach saying "Hi!" when she dislikes you vs when she likes you ♥ Practising with one or two new mods, bonezone, 'n stuff, but I can already tell that I'll dedicate a good portion of the rest of my life to playing with Utrenyaya's epic mod www.patreon.com/posts/demo-p...
I said it before and will say it again: You're illegally sweet 😭