KJT🦕

@realkjt

Dad Automation Engineer Hopefully Optimistic Pie enthusiast Super Grover enthusiast Occasionally songs about ham and other foods. Jerrified 01APR2026 📍Account based in USA 🇺🇸 #23,288,156

1.773 Folgt2.024 Follower3.920 Posts

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KJT🦕@realkjt· Jul 4

I prefer the knife and fork method over what he used to do…

Picture of a small fruit bat eating a big banana.

KJT🦕@realkjt· Jun 29

2 Raised garden beds with tomato cages made from cattle panels.

KJT🦕@realkjt· Jun 28

Feel free to steal this, I did.

A black button with white text that reads: Another day of disappointment in the obituaries

KJT🦕@realkjt· Jun 22

May I present to you, the East Meets West Roll. Yes, it’s sushi with steak on it.

East Meets West Roll ②
92% (25)
Inside: Shrimp tempura, snow crab, avocado. Outside:Soy paper, seared ribeye, spicy mayo, eel sauce, crunchy, massgo, scallion

KJT🦕@realkjt· Jun 21

When in Richmond, VA, get a BBQ Parfait: streetfoodfinder.com/squeezeems?t...

BBQ PARFAIT

Served in a cup. Layered with smoked baked beans, mac and cheese, pork or chicken and repeat. Topped with Cole slaw

KJT🦕@realkjt· Jun 19

Screenshot from https://trek.epicrandomness.com/#editor

The Animated Series background with the text:
Damnit,
Who hired
Atlantic Industrial Coatings?
It’s supposed to be blue…

KJT🦕@realkjt· May 23

Screenshot from https://trek.epicrandomness.com/

KJT🦕@realkjt· May 23

Awww yeah, you can also do emojis and vary the font size…

KJT🦕@realkjt· May 22

It had to be done. @jcsalterego.bsky.social

Screenshot from https://trek.epicrandomness.com/

Showing the Enterprise from the original Star Trek with the caption “Jerry, No.”

KJT🦕@realkjt· May 22

Oh, then it’s time for some controversial posting… BrainBuddy sounds better than BrainPal. Am I doing the screencap right?

Screenshot from Bluesky with the reply:
Oh, then it’s time for some controversial posting… BrainBuddy sounds better than BrainPal.

KJT🦕@realkjt· May 22

Not sure what drives the Following feed, but sometimes it’s perfect.

Screenshot from Bluesky showing a post with a giant centipede followed by a post of endless screaming.

KJT🦕@realkjt· May 22

First, condolences to Kyle’s family. Second, seeing this picture from this source, my guesses at what they’re reporting as a detail into what killed him: Woke Antifa Trans athletes Road courses Lack of a ballroom Renewable Energy Nancy Pelosi Immigrants

Screenshot from Fox News on YouTube:
JUST IN: New details into the sudden death of NASCAR star Kyle Busch

With a picture of a young Kyle in a blue and yellow racing suit.

KJT🦕@realkjt· Apr 17

All good from my couch. Mid-Atlantic, USA

Screenshot from Bluesky app:
Using the search to search for “search function” in response to a post about the search function being down.

KJT🦕@realkjt· Apr 1

Wait… what? But, his posts…

KJT🦕@realkjt· Mar 23

Hold on… draw a line here, and here… 🤔

Picture from “Make America Safe Again” event in MAR2026, with gun barrel trajectories marked in red. Ms Pam Bondi seems to be in the crosshairs…

KJT🦕@realkjt· Feb 24

Holy shit. That chicken looks like it has cankles and can squat 5x its body weight.

KJT🦕@realkjt· Feb 22

I have Jaws. LFG!

Cub Cadet garden tractor with Flying Tigers livery equipped with a front plow clearing snow.

KJT🦕@realkjt· Feb 22

Oh my god, the picture when you click on the link:

ILLUSTRATION: SAM WHITNEY; GETTY IMAGES

https://www.wired.com/story/inside-the-gay-tech-mafia/

KJT🦕@realkjt· Feb 4

Livin’ the dream. My family is in family archery classes, about 1.5 hours each Saturday.

Popped orange balloon on archery target.

KJT🦕@realkjt· Jan 26

Trouble brewing.

KJT🦕@realkjt· Jan 25

604A.01 GOOD SAMARITAN LAW.
Subdivision 1.Duty to assist. A person at the scene of an emergency who knows that another person is exposed to or has suffered grave physical harm shall, to the extent that the person can do so without danger or peril to self or others, give reasonable assistance to the exposed person. Reasonable assistance may include obtaining or attempting to obtain aid from law enforcement or medical personnel. A person who violates this subdivision is guilty of a petty misdemeanor.

KJT🦕@realkjt· Jan 20

"Now this end is called the thagomizer ... after the late Thag Simmons."

KJT🦕@realkjt· Jan 15

Hold on, I recognize this… swap the broccoli for lettuce, add a little cheese as “some other thing”… voilà!

McDonald’s Snack Wrap. As of 14JAN2026, this is what the USDA recommends for eating on a budget.

KJT🦕@realkjt· Jan 7

Almost as bad a confusing George Conway and Conway Twitty.

KJT🦕@realkjt· Jan 6

@kattenbarge.bsky.social, congratulations for achieving the ranks of other greats like, um, oh, sorry…. @jcsalterego.bsky.social

KJT🦕@realkjt· Jan 3

Ew.

Screenshot from https://www.recreation.gov/interagency-pass/types/resident

KJT🦕@realkjt· Jan 2

Yeah, but guys: MTV brings viewers the best in lifestyle and competition reality shows, plus live events featuring the biggest names in entertainment.

MTV brings viewers the best in lifestyle and competition reality shows, plus live events featuring the biggest names in entertainment.

KJT🦕@realkjt· Jan 2

Behold, the king of Bar-B-Q sauce. Vinegar base, then add ingredients. Also, coleslaw should be light green and minced.

Smithfield's Chicken N Bar-B-Q®
Vinegar
Bar-B-Q Sauce
Ingredients: apple-cider vinegar, red pepper, catsup, hot sauce, salt
www.scnbnc.com

KJT🦕@realkjt· Dec 28

Grass Jaws is almost ready for snow duty.