Chris

@reallychris

politics somewhere on the left, i like foss, am a bisexual. he/him from north west uk masto= @reallychris@tech.lgbt github=

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Chris@reallychris· Jun 13

see also

screenshot of terminal output. the first line is "echo --help" which returned a single line that reads "--help".

Chris@reallychris· Jun 10

i don't watch PMQs because life's too fucking short tbh, but i saw this picture out of context, and honestly i don't even want context. it's just amazing.

a screen shot of prime minister's questions, hannah spencer is speaking, lee anderson and sarah pochin are in the background with a face like she's talking about nationalising grindr or something.

Chris@reallychris· May 14

Chris@reallychris· May 2

ARRGHH YOU GUYS *kicks door down* YOU GUYS!!! *breathes* ok want to feel old? this is what ex machina looks like now.

a screen shot of that article richard dawkins did in unheard, titled "i spent three days trying to persuade myself that claudia isn't concious. i failed"

Chris@reallychris· Apr 30

i opened it up in a private window.

a screenshot of the game showing results for what happens if you click the moon. the distance is 384,421km away and the message is "you have lost your moon privileges for today". the score is zero, which is fair enough i guess.

Chris@reallychris· Apr 26

mood

a screen shot of a youtube video thumbnail from scott manley who is amazing btw. it's titled "do spacecraft really have to endure the hazards of reentry" and the picture is of a capsule burning up on entry to a planet's atmosphere. the text reads "atmospheric entry is hot but is it really necessary?"

Chris@reallychris· Apr 25

this, right here, is how you do click bait. or is it? because i'm scared to click. maybe it's just some dumb low effort content, or maybe i'm going to find something out that haunts me for the rest of my days.

a screen shot of a video thumbnail by asa park titled "why we were told to hate nickelback" with 1.9m views. the thumbnail is a close up shot of the singer's face, and the backdrop is a shot of the new york sky line on september 11th 2001, with the twin towers on fire, and the caption "it started on 9/11". the video is 21 minutes long.

Chris@reallychris· Apr 24

first time playing worlde in ages too. there's a load more bonus rounds too, i ended up skipping the last few but if i'd known how many were left i'd have stuck it out. #Worldle #1554 (24.04.2026) 1/6 (100%) 🔥 Current Win Streak: 1 days 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 🧭⭐📍🚩🧠🗿📜🗣️ worldle.teuteuf.fr/share

a screen shot of the bonus round list showing neighbours, capital, flag, trivia, landmark, emblem, spoken languages completed and gdp, population and currency, populous cities and area not completed

Chris@reallychris· Apr 22

must we be this cringe? haha

a screenshot of a funny post on the internet a user called bigmoodenergy made a couple years ago, which plays on the beatles song "come together" reading "here come old laptop he come, booting up slowly, he got, broken touchpad, he need, one more update, he got no space, on this pc, one thing i can tell you it's got no warranty" with 3.9k shares and 17k likes. underneath, another user has written "save its like: SSD and linux!". with one like, which isn't me. i mean, it's solid advice, but the OP is clearly a joke.

Chris@reallychris· Apr 20

it's the "they don't know" meme where a guy stands in the corner with a drink while everybody else is dancing. i've edited the people out.

Chris@reallychris· Apr 17

i've never seen the film this is from and don't even know the name. i know that all these photos are from the same film though. it's a bit of an "i've never seen star wars", but i don't even know what a star war is. sometimes i feel really left out

it's a screen shot from a film but that's the point i don't know. in this shot, the guy is sat sort of half smiling, in a dimly lit room. he's wearing a denim jacket and a shirt. his hair is longish, covering his ears, like a ramone on his day off.

Chris@reallychris· Apr 12

news: leadership hopeful unveils new slogan

a shot of wes streeting sitting in the lbc studio. the subtitle reads "we're not going to" and i'm afraid i don't know what the context is because i really don't like wes streeting and the sound of his voice makes me really angry in a way that i would never make a problem for anybody else, but i still have to suffer it.

Chris@reallychris· Apr 11

absolute scenes

a screenshot of the nasa feed the moment artemis ii's capsule hit the water, with a big splash and 3 parachutes wilting above

they are floating in the water while 4 boats move towards it

Chris@reallychris· Apr 7

a screenshot from "the day today", the host is reading a news paper, parodying the segment on news shows where they read tomorrow's headlines.

Chris@reallychris· Apr 6

let's play "who said this" was it a tory govt in 2012 or a labour govt in 2026 spoiler this exact quote? it's the latter.

The system inherited from the previous Government encouraged more people to stay on benefits without support to move into work.

Reforms coming into force today will change that, tackling perverse incentives by introducing a lower Universal Credit health element rate of £217.26 per month for new claimants, compared to the higher rate of £429.80.

Chris@reallychris· Mar 28

i started using a formatter to make my code pretty (and i guess readable), but i guess i need to adjust something because, for eg...

a screenshot of some rust code, it's the same thing but twice - a variable assigned to the return of a function, with an "or else" closure running the same function on a different dir. the first one has the comment "i don't like formatters because they do stuff like this", where the line is broken after the equal sign, and "instead of something like this" where the line is broken evenly, just before the "or else" closure.

Chris@reallychris· Mar 23

ok that will have to do

a screenshot of the game over screen from the above link. it's a sad face with the words "game over, you survived 46 out of 100 jumps". the button reads "retry" and it breaks my heart to deny the cute sad little blue square.

Chris@reallychris· Mar 21

i have two rust projects open, 3 files from each. that's me actively trying to stress my memory out. usually i'd use bat to open up a file from a second project, because it would eat all of my memory and a big nibble on my swap. this is amazing. i love this.

results for the swapon show command. it shows 2.2 GB used on zram and zero bytes for my swap partition.

Chris@reallychris· Mar 15

suspiciously vague definition of "technology" considering the word count

Chris@reallychris· Mar 13

omg i managed to get the refcell working!!

a screen shot of terminal output for an app i'm working on. it's intentionally ambiguous, just saying "test" several times.

Chris@reallychris· Mar 3

nofi update. i spent so long trying to get the css to work (i don't plan on it looking like that, that's just to test, if it looks awful i've done it right. it is growing on me though). it runs about the same speed as the pyqt version.

a horrible looking gtk window with 4 button widgets for each line of input piped into the command, which is just placeholder text like "abc"

Chris@reallychris· Feb 27

the same picture from the post, zack polanski is looking out of a window on a train with a phone to his ear, looking quite shocked.

keir starmer walking along a platform in a train station with a cup of costa coffee in one hand, looking towards the camera a bit gloomily. his other hand is on the strap of a rucksack.

Chris@reallychris· Feb 10

ed miliband next week when starmer has resigned and ed miliband remembers all the things ed miliband said this week

a screenshot of ed miliband from the video, but it's the very first frame before hitting play. he's caught sort of mid-word but he looks a little disgusted.

Chris@reallychris· Feb 9

i know the media is talking up the "importance of mcsweeney to labour's success" because they smell blood but i have to just stop everybody and remind everybody that

a screenshot of politico's poll of polls showing the average polls for spring/summer 2024. labour are on 45% and the tories are on 23%, with labour nose diving to 35% on the day of the election, and slowly sinking further in the following month or so.

Chris@reallychris· Jan 29

an update on that project i'd given up on (i seem to get bursts of OOH I KNOW WHAT TO DO at 6am). i figured out how to print the logo and have the text next to it. it was actually the easiest problem of this entire project.

Chris@reallychris· Jan 23

i am plodding along with my neofetch clone. i managed to sort the padding out, and i made it so user can use their own colour blocks. the default is three spaces " " but in the config you can pass nerd font glyphs or even words.

a screenshot of my neofetch clone in written in rust. it shows some basic information because i've only set up a few modules. those are OS, kernel and DE. also i've set up a color chart. in the first run the 16 colors are displayed in two rows of rectangles, in the second, they are displayed by printing the word "cheese" in the different colours.

Chris@reallychris· Jan 15

happy to report my second rust project is finished and actually quite useful (just as useful as the thing i was already using) (e is a function in my fish config to run nvim $argv if the file passes utf-8 check)

cli readout in a rust project's src folder. the first command is "e ~/wallpaper/4k-keyboard.jpg" which returns an error code 1 with "Can I Vim It: file isn't utf-8. the second command is "e main.rs" which successfully runs with the message "can i vim it: yes you can"

Chris@reallychris· Jan 13

a front page of the observer i think, it's a black and white picture of starmer who is holding his right fist up in a barely convincing boxing gesture with the text "gloves off", and bullet points "the greens are nuts, reform is tearing us apart, rayner's coming back and i love the job" and "keir starmer tells rachel sylvester why he plans to fight on"

Chris@reallychris· Jan 12

i finished my first rust project! it does the thing, and nobody can take that away from me. oddly enough the thing that hurt most was getting String and &str mixed up pretty much every time i used either. compared with bash for fun. i'll really feel that extra 20ms eh.

command line readout for identical memory widgets. the first in a sensible language for such a use case, bash, and the second is in rust. both print out the exact pango-formatted string which is basically an icon and bar that represents the percentage used for both memory and swap. the bash one takes 29ms to run and the rust one is 5ms.

Chris@reallychris· Jan 11