Ron Sequitur ꙮ
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A fax machine is just a surprise printer. Reskeets mean I love you. LINKS Decent Skeetcents: Ron's Favstar:
Barrett in July 2026: "I have been clear from the start: Only Congress has the authority to declare war or authorize military force." Barrett in March 2026: Thanks for your concern but the President won the election, so we just have to let him do whatever he wants. Elect @wewill2026.bsky.social !!
Guys, don't sign up for this and then no-show. That would be very disrespectful.
Seeking hair help / advice! I have been growing my hair out. My hair grows super fast and is really thick. If I don't put something in it to give it weight, it's almost unmanageable, but that usually gives too much shine. Good hair products for this type of hair that won't make my hair look oily?
shopping for a couch in the 70s was like, well, here it is, here's the couch, and you'd just have to decide if you wanted a couch or not
EDITOR: Ok lettuce virus, who has headline ideas? [bunch of hands go up] EDITOR: ...that don't use the word iceberg. [hands go down] EDITOR: Ah f*ck it let's roll. [writers lose their freaking minds]
"I think I found it," said Frog. "Is this your c*ck ring, Toad?" Frog was aware this was not Toad's c*ck ring. Frog was mocking Toad by implying Toad had a very small penis.
Woke up in the middle of the night and wrote this note so I wouldn't forget. (Remember the Alamo wasn't part of it, that's a standing note to self)
I have the same glasses as Jon Stewart. [Old timey car horn sounds]
"Whether or not you can ultimately wrap your head around that, why would you care if somebody’s happy?" 💯
The crash was at the corner of, yes, I see we have some questions.
Anyone else getting petitions thanking them for doing 1% of their job? No? Me either.
I say we start by doubling his taxes and see if it works, rather than taking his word for it.
Tom Barrett today vs Tom Barrett 3/18/26 The 3/18 letter was in response to my request that Barrett impeach the President over his engagement in unauthorized war with Iran. Credit for adjusting his stance, but I don't think a shift toward, "He can do whatever he wants for 90 days," is the answer.