THOU CALL’ST ME DOG?? I BITE YOUR THUMB AT TREATS MA’AM.

long hair was fun but i’m glad i went back to this length for the heat wave

🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 therapy isn’t just for the “mentally unhealthy”. it’s for anyone who wants to work on themselves. and if you don’t think you can work on yourself in some way or another, then i DO NOT trust you.

imagine paying half a million dollars only to drive around looking like this dumbass

when you haven’t been outside in four months but your local gay bar throws a sapphic mermaid party so you dress up and go all in on the fit and makeup cause the world is on fire and you might as well stay cool under the sea (and also go to waffle house)

“the words of jesus via my instagram comments” - by me, a trans woman

true love 🥰

my pharmacist is going through it but in like a live laugh love kind of way

sometimes it’s just not worth explaining and letting jessica live in her own little jessica world @

“judas was absolutely a top with internalized homophobia who was ashamed of guiltfucking jesus in the jussy” is the kind of discourse happening on tumblr dot com

weirdest way to wake up. i guess she was voice training?? @pirateprincessjess.bsky.social

idk if this is just a tiktok thing or if anyone else is trying redbook (rednote) but if you are come find me!

reskeet with a favorite photo of yourself

it’s called range babes, maybe you’ve heard of it?