Scenic_Decay
@scenicdecay
If found return to Chicago.
Anyone know why there’s a newscopter directly over my house on the north side? Am I the new Democratic nominee for Maine’s senate race? If so, I should put on some pants.
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Chat, when a judge says this in open court regarding your conduct, should you just commit seppuku right the to save the ARDC some time?
Wait, it’s weirder that that, he was schtupping Rodney Dangerfield’s Girls friend and injured himself at her house….
@thedazzlingone.bsky.social after hearing about a new gas supergiant with unlivable temperatures, crushing gravity, and poisonous, corrosive atmosphere at a distance no human will ever reach at sub-light speed…
Of all the things that could be “it” - this, respectfully Mr. Chief sir, and I say this with tears in my eyes, ain’t one of those things….
Seriously though, this AI handheld would never dabble in sycophancy or encourage delusions of grandeur. If you forgot “I before E except after C” it would correct your ass like a prissy little Cylon.
Met Shingle Diggins at this fine establishment to suck on some chili dogs…
It’s illegal to build this in America Legalize Non-Euclidean Zoning…
Hey, what's your favorite album cover? Doesn't have to be your favorite album, just a cover you never get tired of looking at
Me on my morning commute when I realize there’s a new Jill Scott album that I haven’t listened to.
Russian General-Ass Cardinal out my window considering my punishment for failure to replace the suet blocks.