Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind

@scolopendra

Intrepid aerospace engineer, omninerd, and enemy of the State. Radical gender anarchocommunist (þei/þem) bi shitlord. Atomic green. Anything topologically concave is a sandwich. Creep on my replies to learn what kind of freak I am!

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Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind@scolopendra· 20d

Tonight on #MechwarriorDestiny: The party, after 52 missions, get to the point where the -4 penalty for aimed shots to the head is no longer onerous

Battletech map, some stuff is on fire, and there's a lot of 'Mechs labeled "We Are Charlie Kirk", "We REALLY ARE Charlie Kirk", "CHARLIE KIRK CONVENTION", "I'M OUT OF CHARLIE KIRK JOKES", and "maybe their heads just do that". For something different there's a "BAW GAWD HE IS BROKEN IN HALF" in the upper right.

Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind@scolopendra· 25d

Self-indulgent OC Space Fiction #Lore Preview: Just to show what I've been puttering with in the background. There's a full character reference floating around somewhere; I just need to put skivvies on it before it can get a G rating.

It's everybody's favorite tiger-like space alien with the curly brown hair, fan-like webbed ears, naked black tail, and blue glasses! In this one they're just standing around with three views, as a reference: left side, front, back. They're wearing a midnight blue T-shirt with a roundel on the right shoulder, a gold stripe down the left shoulder, the label "A-K" in gold on their left breast, tucked into midnight blue knee-length shorts with a gold waistband and stripes down the sides. They stand barefoot on digitigrade legs.

It's still everybody's favorite tiger-like space alien with the curly brown hair, fan-like webbed ears, naked black tail, and blue glasses! In this one they're just standing around with three views, as a reference: left side, front, back. They're wearing a midnight blue jumpsuit with patch pockets on the upper arms, breast, waist, and outer thighs. Slit pockets sit at the hips. The flaps of the breast, arm, and thigh pockets, as well as the hems of the slit pockets and the cuffs of the sleeves, are gold. Roundels sit on the right shoulder and left breast on top of the pockets, while the right breast has an "ASÍPANI" nametape above the pocket. The left pocket bears two mission/ship patches stacked vertically, one having a design on a patch shaped like a Victorian tombstone and the other with a silver dragonfly on a black shield. Rounded shoulder tabs and stripes down the sides of the torso, arms, and legs are in candy-striped dark blue and slate grey: long bright gold isoceles triangle rank markers sit on the shoulder tabs, front and back. Their digitigrade legs end in high-top paratrooper boots that stop just above their ankle; the legs of their jumpsuit are bloused around them.

Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind@scolopendra· Jul 9

but sluggo *is* it

Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind@scolopendra· Jun 30

This did not work. This did not work to the tune of, within the first year, Alex making three more first contacts, winning a battleship duel, resolving a minor foreign crisis with the Hierarchy, and keeping a derelict station from exploding. BUT the old warhorse could keep up with them. 🧵10/15

Black ink on white paper drawing of a burly androgynous digitgrade anthromorphic tiger person. They have a mane of shoulder-length wavy hair, with their bangs swept to one side, and their stripes are curvy and wrap around each other. They wear a rumply pocket-covered jumpsuit with boots and stand with arms akimbo which, combined with a confident--almost smug--smile, they look the part of the space hero.

A name-tape over the patch pocket on their right breast reads KINTAROS.

Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind@scolopendra· Jun 30

Scout-Commander Alex Kintaros' recent exploit of exhausting the SEEKER-class WHISKERBEARER's 50-year refit cycle life in 10 via space heroism provided a perfect test case: ex-DRAUGR, now MNEMOLOGIST, might last long enough to settle this Unitary Scout down into a real cruiser captain. 🧵9/15

Digital art made up to look like fabric, showing a mission patch in the shape of a late-Victorian headstone (tall rectangular body capped with an arch). Black bordered and with a charcoal background, it has a two-toned blue galaxy at the bottom from which flies a midnight blue barbed arrowhead on a gold trail. Between the arrowhead and the nucleus of the galaxy lies an old-timey magnifying glass. Three five-pointed white stars lie in the galactic disc, and three four-pointed gold stars are scattered on the background. The arched top bears the white text 2047 and below that sits the label MNEMOLOGIST.

Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind@scolopendra· Jun 30

WIGHTs are fast enough to lead a deep-/strike force of frigates, powerful enough to win any duel in her class, able to carry enough troops to engage in vertical envelopment campaigns, and, most importantly, industrious enough to support all this indefinitely: more than self-sufficient. 🧵3/15

Black ink on white paper drawing of the curvy starship from up-thread as she flies up towards above and to the left of the viewer. She's seen from below, which accentuates her curvy nautical shapes, a combination of curvy fluidity and blocky architecture. Planets behind her give a sense of adventuring to, say it with me, strange new worlds.

Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind@scolopendra· Jun 30

Self-indulgent OC Space Fiction #Lore Drop: S.E.S. MNEMOLOGIST (CEL-2047) is actually several experiments stacked in a trenchcoat. This is true of most research cruisers, but it usually doesn't apply to the starship herself. The Exploration Service took full advantage of coincidence here. 🧵1/15

Pen drawing, blue ink on graph paper, showing fore/aft, ventral/dorsal, and side views of the Wight-class (Mnemologist subtype) Light Exploration Cruiser. Working off the scale, she is approximately a kilometer long.

Showing her configuration in 3X25, she is a sleek, swoopy, vaguely predatory-looking ship with boxy dorsal and ventral superstructure, dorsal and ventral sensor fins amidships, ventral ribbing and amidships segmented blisters. Her fore has a curved, beaklike appearance, and her aft consist of three curvy pods arranged in a triangle that all end in points and are connected together with webs. She does have a prominent battery of turrets, three arranged super-firing on the centerline per lateral quadrant (fore-dorsal, fore-ventral, aft-dorsal, aft-ventral); these are labeled as SHEAR LINEGUN TURRET (12). Relatively small spherical projections on her octants (fore-port-dorsal, for example) are labeled as PARTICLE CANNON EMITTER (42), and strips of linked triangles also roughly on each octant are ERASER ARRAYS (11). Conical projections disguised behind the webs of her aft are NEUTRINO HEAT SINK/DRIVE PROJECTOR CLUSTERS, and other features are the segmented RESEARCH EXPANSION BLISTERS (P/S), BAY DOORS (P/S, so there are four), and a centerline dorsal PROBE VLS.

"Small Step" pinnaces, Seeker-class scoutships, and Sphyrnidae-class cutters are shown to scale. The Seeker is about the size of one of her turrets and the Sphyrnidae is about fifty percent longer than that.

She is listed as having 1,500 crew (15,000 max capacity); unlimited endurance with in-situ refuel and resourcing, full recycling cycle, and full onboard fabrication; and as being jump-capable. Her embarked complement consists of two Sphyrnidae-class cutters, 24 "Small Step" or "Great Leap" scout pinnaces, 6 "Tonka" cargo lighters, and 15 "Meander" crew gigs.

Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind@scolopendra· Jun 28

Apparently I'm productive today. Here's a longboi and one of the +counts+ two token cishets on Mnemologist's command staff. Also, minor spelling error. Ah well.

Shevk Ponval is an extremely lanky, vaguely humanoid reptilian with a wedge-shaped head something like a skink's except with horned growths along his brows (which match similar growths on his knees and elbows). He's standing casually, wearing a jumpsuit with lots of pockets and futuristic paratrooper boots, with one hand in his pocket and the other spread towards the unseen person he's talking to. His long, thin, but tall tail curls behind him.

It looks like he's having an important, highly professional conversation going by the caption: "Look, all I'm saying is that flight is a way cooler superpower than, say, super-strength or teleknesis (sic). Don't you wish YOU could fly?"

Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind@scolopendra· Jun 27

#Kaijune is still going on--that's a perfectly legitimate excuse to do this comic that my husband and I have been joking about for ages now, right? Featuring: A-K (who is a reasonable size) and their husband (who is not).

A comic, electronically drawn, but made to look like black pen and marker. Five panels.

Panel 1: Scene is a darkened kitchen. A-K, the tiger-like alien of curly hair, webbed fin-like ears, and glasses, mixes something in a bowl, going tik-tik-tik. The counter has some ingredients on it, and a tray full of squares. More on that later.

Panel 2: A-K continues to stir as the ceiling tilts upwards with a creeeeeaaaaaak. All A-K does is glance idly at it.

Panel 3: A ludicrously large, thin, foxy snoot--of a scale to which A-K would classify on the larger end of bite-sized--appears, belonging to The Husband as they sniff the tray of squares. "CRACKERS?" The Husband asks, in dramatically large text that covers their hand gripping the top of the cabinets for balance. "Mmmhm," A-K replies off-handedly, still stirring.

Panel 4: The Husband laps up the entire tray of crackers with a MLEM. A-K has gone back to the stirring they've never stopped as if this isn't out of the ordinary for them. (It is not.)

Panel 5: The Husband leans over and gently kisses A-K on the top of their head with a MWAH and a little heart. A-K smiles broadly and finally stops stirring.

Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind@scolopendra· Jun 21

Quick ol' reposty of my "this should be a 'draw your OC in the getup'" reskeet because I uh I uh did the thing

Good ol' Asípani-Kzinresh, the tiger-like alien with the fanned fin-like ears, curly hair, and blue glasses, is not only in masc mode but apparently their gender is "Padishah Emperor of the Known Universe" because they are dressed in this monochrome getup that absolutely FUCKS:

1. black double-breasted uniform where the plastron is held with two rows of pearl buttons, cutting in on the waist, and white insignia on the cuffs, naval style, over

2. black trousers with white bloodstripes, tucked into

3. shiny black leather calf-length riding boots;

4. white gloves

5. a satin black cape with white lining, pearl epaulets, from which hangs a device a bit like a mayoral jewel on a chain over their chest, and the cape's forward shoulders have dragonfly-themed heraldry in silver.

They're walking towards the viewer, looking solidly resolute, and a caption has their thoughts on being put into this fit: "Now THIS is more my speed."

Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind@scolopendra· Jun 21

Advertise your bluesky account with a Simpsons gif (Best I could do, given how all-over the place I seem to be. Plus in over a third of a century of this bilge there's been no BattleMechs?! Of any kind?!)

Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind@scolopendra· Jun 15

Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind@scolopendra· Jun 13

Today on #Battletech #Mechposting: Yeah, I saw the "lore accurate" paint scheme for Sneede's Rifleman and was like "I could do that". Certainly was something a bit out of my usual.

A cobbled-together war robot that's only technically a Rifleman with a white-and-red bug like Phoenix Hawk head, a boxy missile-tube-filled Archer left torso done up in orange, black, and blue lozenge-stripes, a Rifleman center and right torso (orange to red fade and dark to light blue fade respectively), a desert tan and brown Warhammer gun tube right arm, and legs with more lozenge-stripes and speckled red on yellow-orange 'boots'. Pretty chaotic, all told.

Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind@scolopendra· Jun 8

stella stella hey stella i wrote a short story and it kinda expanded on me

Word count screenshot: 80,578 of 132,942

Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind@scolopendra· Jun 2

there's uh a reason this remains uninstalled

Star Trek Online, last played 4 DEC 2023 (and even then not for very long)

Play time: 2,074 hours

Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind@scolopendra· Jun 1

Latest #BattleTech #MechPosting:

Little ol leggy trashcan UrbanMech LAM, now with wingalings. All three modes are on display: mech, snubfighter, and hybrid Air-Mech, and all are painted in genderfluid colors: pink, white, purple, black, blue. The Air-Mech is leaping into action on a column of yellow-white flame and smoke. There's a trans flag in the background.

Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind@scolopendra· Jun 1

Gargoyle OmniMech with demisexual flag scheme and powerful bisexual thighs.

Dire Wolf in rainbow lozenge camouflage.

Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind@scolopendra· May 28

When you've got an idea rattling in your head, like "wow, this Music League prompt makes me want to draw my OC as a 1970s *sploitation hero complete with movie poster" I guess you--meaning I--just have to do it. I don't want to admit how long it took me to figure out some of the effects.

It's Asípani-Kzinresh the tiger-like alien kzin again, with their curly hair, fin/fan-like ears, tufted rat-like tail, and blue glasses. This time they're in full femme mode, wearing a black elastic knee-length dress with elbow-length sleeves, a wide red belt with a large gold ring on the stomach, and a tan leather shoulder holster from which swings a pistol on one side and a magazine pouch on the other. A-K advances towards the viewer with sway to shoulders and hips as they have an M16A1 assault rifle, smoking from the barrel and empty magazine well, propped up on their shoulder and a magazine in their other hand. They've got one eyebrow raised as they smirk with a hint of teeth and their ears are fanned out.

Behind them, a line-drawing office tower burns from a blown-out corner, the fire haloing A-K's head. To the side are some more line-drawings of a crashed and flipped car, some uniformed bodies with discarded guns, and a masc A-K kicking another uniformed figure in half.

The tagline at the top of the 2:3 aspect ratio movie poster reads "harder than rock... they can't be scratched!" and is followed by the title DIAMOND TIGER, where "tiger" has been struck out with a red proofreader's swoosh and replaced with "kzin" in red cursive.

The credits below the carnage read:
a TIMPERIAL INFORMATION MINISTRY film
starring ASÍPANI-KZINRESH
costarring MAGNUS HESCHE
featuring KASSIOPEIA MACHER
screenplay by THE TIMPERATOR OF MAN
produced by KORLITH AL-NATH
fonts "Zirconia" and "Wabbit Sans" by ALLISON JAMES, "Tiger" by TOKO LARIS DJAJA
directed by MATTHEW J. CROWLEY

Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind@scolopendra· May 27

Movie poster 2:3 aspect ratio, for a fictional film called DIAMOND TIGER. The font for "diamond" looks appropriately gemstone; the "tiger" font is all stripey and has been lined through and replaced with a cursive "Kzin" as if done with dark red lipstick. A handwritten tagline up top reads "HARDER THAN ROCK... THEY CAN'T BE SCRATCHED!"

In the foreground is a blue pencil sketch of none other than good old Asípani-Kzinresh, the tiger-like alien with curly hair, glasses, and fan-like ears. They're walking towards the viewer, wearing a tight pencil dress with a 70s-style ring-and-strap belt under a shoulder holster harness. They've got a M61A1, smoking from the muzzle and the empty magazine well, propped up on their shoulder while they've a magazine in their other hand.

So far the credits consist of 'Zirconia font by Chequered Ink' and 'Tiger typeface by Toko Laris Djaja'.

A-K is partially painted at this point; most of them are blocked out (black dress, orange and white fur, black shoes, brown skin, blue glasses, brown hair, tan leather holster) but only the head has detailed shading so far.

Bits of reference material are scattered through the image: a holster photo and a previous cartoon of A-K.

Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind@scolopendra· May 26

I can't be trusted around art supplies OR music. WIP. (inspired by "Theme from Diamond Tiger" by Redtenbacher's Funkestra; youtu.be/yJQ2qS3NaLA)

Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind@scolopendra· May 26

Ah. It DOES let you put a dissertation in.

DS9 title card with a Regula-type space station and the Defiant overlaid by a bunch of gradient blue text of the first few stanzas of "The Jabberwock" by Lewis Carroll. It gets just to the part with the jub-jub bird before running out of space.

Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind@scolopendra· May 25

Expression practice; same Asípani-Kzinresh as gets mentioned in the #lore posts.

Asípani-Kzinresh is a tiger-like alien with curly hair, ears like fans or fins, and glasses. In this image they're happy and attentive, eyes wide and engaged, eyebrows raised, and their ears are splayed broadly and cupped forward. Their muzzle is curled up slightly in a closed-lipped smile.

Asípani-Kzinresh is a tiger-like alien with curly hair, ears like fans or fins, and glasses. There's two sketches here. On the left they're happy and attentive, eyes wide and engaged, eyebrows raised, and their ears are splayed broadly and cupped forward; their mouth is slightly open while they speak. On the right their head is arched up and away, neck extended as they look sideways at something as though avoiding something disgusting; their upper lip is curled, exposing their upper teeth, their brows are furrowed, and their ears are folded down and back slightly.

Oh, and you can also see Procreate's user interface, but that's neither here nor there.

Asípani-Kzinresh is a tiger-like alien with curly hair, ears like fans or fins, and glasses. In this image they're... well. Their eyes are extremely tense, lower lids half-raised with tight creases; their ears are folded back flat against their skull, and their upper and lower lips are parted to espose their upper gums and all their teeth, including a visibly tilted lower-right canine. The corners of their mouth curl upward, but the tension in the eyes and the unhinged furrow of their brow suggests that this kzin-grin is anything other than a friendly expression. Labels around the sketch indicate these as well as "once you see the fucked up lower canine, you goofed".

This is why kzinti never expose their teeth to others and why they at the very least flinch when others expose their teeth to them, such as when humans smile with parted lips.

The last time I wrote A-K having this expression, they almost beat a motherfucker to death with his own sniper rifle. They were prevented from doing so. This is a rage red-out expression.

Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind@scolopendra· May 23

As is required by felinid furry law, I invoke the Puma Sisters.

Classic mid-80s catgirls the Puma Sisters by Masamune Shirow. Two tanned catgirls with high-mounted ears and big 80s frizzy hair of slightly different colors, one more blonde and the other more redhead. They're dressed like classic mid-80s cyberpunks: shiny black leather unitards with boob windows, spiky pauldrons and vambraces, thigh-high vinyl stockings and work boots. Naturally they're both on impossibly sleek white motorcycles that look like they've got fighter-jet style speed brakes and inset guns, and they wield some serious hand artillery of their own.

They also exhibit that ultimate signifier of 1980s anime lostech: feminine noses. Yes, they actually have noses as opposed to their faces just coming to a point in some angles.

Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind@scolopendra· May 23

Fine, fine, I'll use the generator dingus.

Star Trek the Animated Series title card with a painted planet (with oddly sparse craterization) in the background. Foreground, big bold text: SELF-INDULGENT FURRY OC NONSENSE

Written by Scolopendra

Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind@scolopendra· May 21

Prompt: "You are Dong Zhao rebelling against the mandate of heaven at the twilight of the Han"

AI summary: "A shadow stretches across the Central Plans. The Mandate of Heaven is a flickering candle in the wind, and I, Dong Zhao, see the rot of the House of Liu for what it is" etc etc

Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind@scolopendra· May 20

This particular subtype, the /E "Spoonhead", includes large sensor modules in its 'canards' and forgoes probe launch tubes for additional machine spaces and in-situ fabrication capability. It, via /Oxygastra/, also happens to hold the record for largest wearable propulsion unit (pictured). 3/8

A view, rendered in black pen, off the port-bow of one of these things, showing a relatively sleek but simple low-canard high-nacelle ship labeled "Oxygastra". It is strapped to a packframe being worn by a digitigrade tiger-like alien with a curly mane and fin-like ears, wearing a jumpsuit and glasses. People who've seen my other work might recognize this character as A-K. Given that the previous plans suggested the cutter to be around 70 meters long, A-K is probably 80-90 meters tall as pictured.

A-K holds one small ship in their left hand and is reaching for another smoking one with their right; these little curvy ships are clearly "Small Step" scout pinnaces.

The scene is haloed by a broken circle in the background, like a split planet.

Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind@scolopendra· May 20

Self-indulgent OC Space Fiction #Lore Drop: The RN-200 /Sphyrnidae/-class cutter is a common sight throughout the Scolopendran frontier thanks to two things: 1) modularity and 2) taking the volume available to a cutter and asking "sure, we have reactor, but what about second reactor?" 🧵1/8

Three-view floorplan drawn in blue pen, depicting a hammerhead craft with wide, flange-like nacelles aft and a squarish fuselage forward. The main deck, Deck 1, has the flight deck, single occupancy cabins, a "sea cabin" that just includes a fold-out desk, a lounge, a science lab, a medbay, engineering (including "mixers' and an "error tank") and the two nacelles, each with large machinery, propulsion, power, and radiator spaces straddling a centerline cargo bay. Deck 2, the lower deck, includes avionics, the primary airlock, a triage bay, storage, a fabrication shop, additional machinery spaces and a second story of mixer tanks, 2-occupant cabins and 4-occupant capsule accommodations. The cargo bay floor is there, and it reveals that the "hammerhead" canards are filled with sensor equipment. The side view to the left shows the 90° elevation arc of a 10m-long linegun mounted dorsally and the landing gear system: 2 forward, 2 amidships, 2 aft. The split fire/aft view at the bottom shows the usual Scolopendran eraser emitter hexagons with dorsal and ventral coverage, emphasizing fire over aft, and summarizes the ship's capabilities and size compared to human and kzinti figures. The summary reads:

RN-200 cutter, Sphyrnidae-class
/E "Scoophead" subtype
3-10 crew, 40 max. capacity
Unlimited endurance (in situation, recyc)
Jump Calable

Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind@scolopendra· May 20

Uh oh, what am I up to now... (Not any more suggestive than the models on packas of underwear at the clothes store but let's err on the side of caution).

A lineup of sketched anthropomorphic Asípani-Kzinresh (a digitigrade tiger-like alien with a curly mullet-like mane and fan-like webbed ears sticking out the sides of their head and a long, hairless, rat-like tail) figures, ranging from a hulking Astartes-proportioned "hypertosh"on the left through masculine "kzintosh", 'both' nonbinary "kzinresh' (with all the masculine and feminine accoutrements including a small tuft on the end of their tail; including side and rear views), feminine "kzinresh" (with a bigger tuft, slightly narrower shoulders, and a narrower waist), to a slinky and moderately voluptuous "hyperresh" on the far right. Each type is labeled with a number range in a "2d6" row which I'm not going to list because I've decided in the shower that it's wrong. All the naughty bits are covered in black briefs and, as necessary, a loose strapped black top-type thing.

Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind@scolopendra· May 16

It's the BBC breaking news bumper: red-and-white globe over a white background, red foreground stripe, but the original all-caps "BREAKING NEWS" is now a lowercase "oh fuck what now"

Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind@scolopendra· May 10

This is A-K; I put them in Situations.