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Beam@skeletonbeam· 12d

I'll tell you hosers though, it's a giant cone snail.

A cone snail. Conical orange and white shell, with its black, orange, and white proboscis peeking out.

Beam@skeletonbeam· 12d

Scaring the players #ttrpg

Discord message reading "I'm putting a save or die enemy in the game, and I'm not telling you which enemy it is"

Beam@skeletonbeam· 23d

Some of you

Extremely old man saying he is 35 years old.
From episode 19, season 2 of the X-Files, "Død Kalm"

Beam@skeletonbeam· Jun 21

The new #Deltarune chapter is coming out very soon, so remember, don't spoil it for people. I don't care if you're excited, don't be a piece of shit. Don't post straight up screenshots of spoilers, and do put "DELTARUNE SPOILER" in all caps at the top of your posts when talking about it. Enjoy art

Crappy ms paint drawing of Ralsei with the text "DONT SPOIL, MOTHER FUCKER"

Beam@skeletonbeam· May 20

Dr Worio

Pack of Dr Pepper flavoured Oreo cookies

Beam@skeletonbeam· May 17

Happy 17th of May to all my fellow Norwegians out there. If any non-Norwegians wish to participate in our celebrations and revelries, just eat a hotdog and then some ice cream, and the viking kings of old will smile upon you for honouring our traditions.

Beam@skeletonbeam· May 10

I'm bringing kransekake too, the flags are NOT optional. Can't have syttende mai without kransekake.

Norwegian kransekake decorated with flags. It's a series of cake rings stacked on top of each other in a steep conal shape, glued together with frosting. Broken bottom rings litter the base of the kransekake, ready to be consumed by old people.

Beam@skeletonbeam· May 10

Got invited to a party on the 17th for the Norwegian national day, and it's my job to bring dessert. I asked if I should bring ice cream and my friend told me it's "a bit plebian". What the FUCK? Krone-is is part of our national identity man! You can't have syttende mai without krone-is!

Vanilla ice cream in a waffle cone, the ice cream has solid chocolate on the top, and tiny bits of nuts or crumble or something. It's the norwegian "krone-is" ice cream.

Beam@skeletonbeam· May 9

There is a TTRPG for it, it's called Avatar legends.

Beam@skeletonbeam· Apr 30

I'm not a dril character, I swear to god

Screenshot of three web browser tabs, google image searching "100 coins", "200 coins", and "1000 coins pile"

Beam@skeletonbeam· Apr 28

I channel the lady from Nintendo's 2009 E3 conference. But hey, we got some fun raids at least!

A dour looking woman in a red dress. Her arms are crossed, and big letters in front of her reads "NEVER" in all caps.

Beam@skeletonbeam· Apr 22

I love being a game master, hierarchies are fucking awesome. Even my players agree.

A screenshot of discord messages.
My message:
Hey Firewall, as your Game Master, what do you think about the game master role and me being above you in the hierarchy and such?

Firewall's response:
I LOVE HIEARARCHY, BEAM! I LOVE HIERARCHY
(With a picture of Pim from Smiling Friends letting out an excited cheer)

Beam@skeletonbeam· Apr 17

Finally a collab I can actually get in on. Excited for the Grans Cola emote. #ffxiv #norway

Beam@skeletonbeam· Apr 16

You could always get into tabletop roleplaying games instead. It's not related at all, it's just a fun hobby.

A skeleton with a hand on its hip sassily wagging its finger at a peasant who tried stabbing it with a pitchfork. The skeleton's spine is undamaged between two of the pitchfork's tines. Behind it is a gang of peasants defensively holding up various non-weapon implements while backing off.

Beam@skeletonbeam· Apr 11

David Lynch said that when you catch an idea, WRITE IT DOWN, because if you forget it, you might just want to blow your brains out.

David Lynch pointing his fingers at his head like a gun

Beam@skeletonbeam· Apr 8

They should make headless man shirts. Skin coloured shirts (they must be available in many hues of course) with a faintly amused but largely neutral face on the front. Tilt your head back and terrify explorers with your faraway blemmyaean guiles.

A medieval painting of a guy with cloth around his waist hiding his junk. He has no head, but his torso has a face on it. He's holding a spear and a medieval shopping net.

Beam@skeletonbeam· Apr 7

Bit late out but happy international ace day to all my asexuals out there.

The box art of Ace Combat 7. It's a fighter jet flying through the clouds past a guy atop the space elevator.

Beam@skeletonbeam· Apr 4

Man, I can't believe it, I am Mario

Beam@skeletonbeam· Mar 30

On our way back up the stairs after going for a walk during rain. She hates the rain.

A pathetic looking small wet dog, long ear-fur sticks together in in wet ropes hanging from her ears. She's looking to the side, away from the viewer. (Because she wants to get up the stairs there)

Beam@skeletonbeam· Mar 14

A couple of years back I ran OSE for dad's side of my family one time, and my dad named his character "Boatnerd" and everyone laughed at him. He said jokes on them, his character knew what hydrofoil was, and they didn't. It didn't really come up ingame though.

A ferry or something floating with the hull above the water, with weird stilts going into the water keeping it aloft due to speed. My dad says that's hydrofoil, but I don't know how it works man.

Beam@skeletonbeam· Mar 12

Jak from Jak and Daxter with a crudely drawn speech bubble indicating the original post was said by him.

Beam@skeletonbeam· Mar 8

Watching someone play the new Resident Evil game and they just have this in the background in a cutscene. I can't watch this anymore man this game just got way too fucking scary.

One of those full size models of a human skeleton that doctors have. Screenshot of Resident Evil 9.

Beam@skeletonbeam· Mar 4

Guess my Delta Green Convergence game is going well. Nice to hear. It's going a little slow, but they're getting into the unnatural now. #ttrpg

That was like, the best trrpg (misspelled ttrpg) session I've had in a while.

Beam@skeletonbeam· Feb 17

Finished A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. The book with the short stories in it that is, I haven't seen the show. Great timing, I know. Good-ass book, go read it. Or watch the show I guess. The illustrations by Gary Gianni are excellent.

An illustration of Dunk from A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms taking a very steamy bath in a wooden tub. He is a large man with long hair, and he's making a weird wincing face because the water is a bit too hot.

Beam@skeletonbeam· Jan 30

Worlds Without Number specifically calls it out. Good-ass book, everyone should give at least the GM section a read. It's free on DrivethruRPG.

Find out what they want to do next session. At the end of every session, ask them what they want to do next. This is absolutely crucial for saving yourself time and wasted effort and ensuring that the entire group is on the same page about the next session’s general plan. They might choose to bite on a hook you’ve thrown out to them or come up with their own idea, but you need to know what kind of content to make for the next session.
In a sandbox campaign, you only ever need to be one session ahead of the players. You don’t need to plot out vast narratives or design lands the PCs might someday reach; all you need to know is what they want to do next time, and then make your preparations accordingly.
Remember, if you don’t need it for the next session, and you’re not having fun making it, stop working on it.

Beam@skeletonbeam· Jan 25

LE-LAND AND THE FATHER OF THE LAURAPALMER

Leland Palmer from Twin Peaks doing a pose

Beam@skeletonbeam· Jan 22

Just like in Old School Runescape after the sailing update

A screenshot from old school runescape of a man sailing a raft

Beam@skeletonbeam· Dec 21

Let it rip

Beam@skeletonbeam· Dec 5

For Pendragon specifically, christmas specials are ALWAYS appropriate.

The Green Knight from Arthurian legend. A green man (presumably a knight) on a green horse. He has green skin, green armour, a green axe, and a green sprig with some leaves on it. His cape kinda looks like a kale leaf.

Beam@skeletonbeam· Dec 4

@disturbedarty.bsky.social Hi, I'm very sorry to bother you, but is there any chance you could change something in the ttrpg feed? It pulls in any instance of "dnd", even in the middle of words, which means it pulls in a lot of youtube links not related to TTRPGs, clogging up the feed a lot.