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sanakey@stupidlawstudent· 13d

also, was on her wikipedia page to read all her accolades for the year so far. wild to just see my high school women's basketball coach (for a school of <800 kids) as one of the record holders

wikipedia entry of olivia miles' rookie season

On April 13, 2026, the Minnesota Lynx selected Miles as the second overall pick of the 2026 WNBA draft. On May 10, she made her 2026 season debut, recording 21 points, 8 assists, and 3 rebounds in a 91–90 loss to the Atlanta Dream, becoming the fifth player in league history to record at least 20 points and 5 assists on debut. On May 14, in a 90–86 victory over the Dallas Wings, Miles recorded 15 points, 6 assists, and 2 rebounds, becoming the first player in WNBA history to record at least 45 points and 20 assists in their first three games. On June 1, Miles had her first double-double, with 19 points and 10 assists in a 111–77 victory over the Phoenix Mercury. On June 3, she was named Rookie of the Month after averaging 15.4 points, 5.1 rebounds, and 5.9 assists in May. On June 4, in an 87–84 victory over the Golden State Valkyries, Miles scored 28 points and set the WNBA rookie record for the most three-point field goals in a single game (8). She was named the Western Conference Player of the Week for June 1-7, 2026. On June 15, Miles joined Paige Bueckers in becoming the fastest player to score 250+ points and 50+ assists in the league. In the June 17, 2026, game against Los Angeles, Miles set a league record for the most points scored by a rookie in the first half with 24 points (finishing with 31 points in the game) and most field goals made by a rookie in the first half with 10 field goals (finishing with 12 field goals in the game). Miles set the league record for the most points generated in her first 15 games as a rookie with a total of 485 points with 285 career points and a total of 200 assists.[31] On July 2, 2026, she was named as the only rookie on the league All-Star starters. On July 3, 2026, Miles was again named the league Rookie of the Month, this for June. After the July 11, 2026, game against the New York Liberty, Miles broke the league record for reaching the mark of 350 points, 100 rebounds, and…

sanakey@stupidlawstudent· Jul 13

incredibly cursed cybertruck i saw a couple months ago

photo from inside of my car. a green cybertruck can be seen through the front window. on the backside of the cybertruck is just a sticker that says the words “toyota”

sanakey@stupidlawstudent· Jul 4

sanakey@stupidlawstudent· Jun 30

who even needs syntax anymore

a photo of jon arbuckle from the hit comic garfield putting a dish in an oven and saying: "why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food"

sanakey@stupidlawstudent· Jun 16

image of britta from the tv show “community” in the scene where she says “i can excuse racism, but i draw the line at animal cruelty”

sanakey@stupidlawstudent· Jun 10

they did the meme

Nancy Mace, in her concession speech, said her congressional vote to release the files on Jeffrey Epstein, the disgraced financier, cost her the governor's seat.

sanakey@stupidlawstudent· May 13

this is referenced in denny's article and i cannot believe i am still shocked at how much democratic backsliding has occurred in this country. and this was released in march, before any of the VRA dismantlement and mid-decade redistricting!!!

Democracy in the USA deteriorating at unprecedented scale and speed

The U.S. democracy is currently in a much faster deterioration process than any other democracy in modern times. Within only one year, the USA’s score on the V-Dem Liberal Democracy index has declined by 24 percent, while its world rank dropped from 20th to 51st place out of 179 nations.

sanakey@stupidlawstudent· Apr 24

dragon!!!

sanakey@stupidlawstudent· Apr 24

want more panthers content on bsky; what's your prognosis on the team and any draft prospects that match what they're looking for on day 2?

sanakey@stupidlawstudent· Apr 23

on day 3 (oop) of #charitibundi bowl, i reminisce about the last time i thought about the future of unc football with hope. return of the mack was so fun for a moment there. probably my favorite game i went to as a student too! @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social

box score of a 25-28 loss for miami against unc in football

donation to new american pathways for $28.25 (plus fees)

sanakey@stupidlawstudent· Apr 21

on day 2 of #charitibundibowl, i continue trying to make fun of my alma mater, unc. today’s donation is $48.73 (plus fees), which is $1 for every $1k unc football spent on balloons. shout out @foiaball.com for reporting on this inflationary spending! @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social

photo of a 15+ foot tall text display surrounded in light blue, grey, navy, and black balloons with lights in the letters. the full text of the display is cut off in the photo, and reads “TARHE[EL] HIBACHI”. underneath is the text “The total budget for UNC football balloons last year? $48,733.”

text that reads “Thanks, Owen! Your card on Apple Pay has been billed $50.02.” underneath the text is a large, grainy photo of @edsbs in all his hairy glory

sanakey@stupidlawstudent· Apr 20

going to spend this week "honoring" my alma mater by pointing out some of the best and worst of unc. today's donation focuses on the ghastly 6-year-long contract for michael malone @edsbs.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social