(((SudsySeltzer))

@sudsyseltzer

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(((SudsySeltzer))@sudsyseltzer· Apr 29

Live footage of John Robert's completing his life's work of gutting the Voting Rights Act:

(((SudsySeltzer))@sudsyseltzer· Dec 12

A man in sunglasses and a red white and blue sweat band holds a sign at No Kings rally that says “ ANTIFA isn’t a real thing you dumb fascist clowns”. He is standing next to someone in a Scooby-Doo outfit.

(((SudsySeltzer))@sudsyseltzer· Dec 3

WTAF is this? Why is US insurance like this? Email received today. They are writing in the past tense about me "cancelling" a plan in the future. Literally all 2025 plans expire on 12/31. So no, I have not cancelled my insurance. Just the tip of the me-hating-these-fucking-people iceberg.

Email from insurance company saying the following:

Dear XXXXXX,

Your coverage was terminated on 12/31/2025 due to member request.

If you have terminated your current policy to replace it due to a Special Enrollment Period required change you will receive your new policy details in the next two weeks.

There is nothing else you need to do at this time.

Our Next Steps:
Review your account
Mail you a refund check if due
Send you your new policy details if applicable
If you need additional help please let us know.

(((SudsySeltzer))@sudsyseltzer· Nov 11

Me after taking an hour out of my work day for the semi-annual corporate ethics module:

A picture of the actor John Polito from the Coen Brothers film Miller's Crossing, where his gangster character gives a speech on the concept "Eh-ticks"

(((SudsySeltzer))@sudsyseltzer· Oct 29

The question was about the Article II power of the purse.

(((SudsySeltzer))@sudsyseltzer· Oct 22

Strong work

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(((SudsySeltzer))@sudsyseltzer· Oct 7

ICE / DHS / TX-NG / outsider goons assigned to intimidate Chicago: [suffering extreme low morale due to S.A.D.] Me:

(((SudsySeltzer))@sudsyseltzer· Jul 25

(((SudsySeltzer))@sudsyseltzer· Jul 23

Internet Privileges Revoked!

(((SudsySeltzer))@sudsyseltzer· Jul 17

When I am king, this abomination and all who use it in shared offices will be first against the wall…

(((SudsySeltzer))@sudsyseltzer· Jul 15

Hahahahahhaa… the comment

(((SudsySeltzer))@sudsyseltzer· Jun 26

You’re not into liberals, and you’re not into lefties. Sounds like maybe you’re just trying to start shit.

(((SudsySeltzer))@sudsyseltzer· Jun 14

At Chicago No Kings March with sign that says Trumpism is lawless authoritarian Plutocratic, and white Christian-nationalist

(((SudsySeltzer))@sudsyseltzer· Apr 10

I will never, ever find STORMIO not funny. Of all the fake-ass Italian-sounding shit they went with STORMIO. Sounds like the fake name given by the greasy dude who tries to sleep with your wife on vacation in the bahamas.

(((SudsySeltzer))@sudsyseltzer· Mar 29

I just want to say that Elon Musk is a real piece of shit …which, if you’re my dog Ziggy, also makes him part of a balanced breakfast.

(((SudsySeltzer))@sudsyseltzer· Jan 17

It’s Frankenberry. MFer looks like Frankenberry.

(((SudsySeltzer))@sudsyseltzer· Nov 15

Was image-searching for '80s paperback covers of sci-fi / fantasy novels and found this gem. Was like, "tell me about it, babe."

(((SudsySeltzer))@sudsyseltzer· Nov 15

I'll probably never get over the time that Nina Simone and James Baldwin made fun of me.