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The Hat Is Here [they/them]@thehatishere· 9d

If, by the end of a story, I can't (with at least some confidence) categorise the characters into an unhinged meme that's entirely unrelated to the plot, can I even safely say I understand said characters at their very cores?

A triangular scale meme where you can record the most likely response to children yelling: "MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!"
The three response options are:
"We have food at home."
Also yelling "MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!"
And, in asterisks, "pulls into the drive through as children cheer. Orders single black coffee and leaves."

The Hat Is Here [they/them]@thehatishere· 24d

Was on tumblr and stumbled across this post (link below in the thread). This may call for me rewatching X-Men. It's been a hot minute and the core themes are infuriatingly relevant as always...

Main text body:"Rewatched x-men (2000) and can I just say magneto's plan (turning all those politicians into mutants) was objectively hilarious. Like can you imagine. Somebody's firing the transgenderization beam into congress"
Tagged: x men. Queer as in magneto was right.

The Hat Is Here [they/them]@thehatishere· 27d

I'm sorry to hear that! Sending you good vibes and a cute picture of a dog

A golden retriever happily holding a hoop in her mouth. The hoop goes around the top of her muzzle, blocking her eyes from the viewer.

The Hat Is Here [they/them]@thehatishere· Jul 21

It's been *checks notes* 10 months since I started the damn thing, but I've finally got to a point with this #drawing of my #D&D character where I'm happy to call the sketch done! Love traumatising my lil Eldritch Knight~! 🖤 (Feed this to AI and I will feed you to the fucking hags)

A pencil drawing of a character who has a crown of antlers curling out from their temples, around their forehead. She is kneeling in a tunnel, mournfully crying out as she holds the dead body of a child. Around them are several scattered corpses, several with roots piercing through their flesh. Above this scene, the tunnel fades into a forest scene, where three nightmarish, withered hags loom over the figure, each with its own crown of antlers, the same as the character they are tormenting.

The Hat Is Here [they/them]@thehatishere· Jul 15

Finally got to watch The Vourdalak tonight! If you're in the UK, it's currently available to watch for free (with ads) on Channel 4 for the next 5 days and I thoroughly recommend it! If you love vampires it's a must see!

The movie poster for The Vourdalak (2023)

A scene from The Vourdalak. A family surrounding a shrouded body of a child, a man wielding a stake over the corpse.

A nightmarish scene from The Vourdalak. The creature leaning in to bite a child's neck.

The Hat Is Here [they/them]@thehatishere· Jul 10

Was looking through one of my human anatomy art books for reference images and wanted to share Eucharius Rösslin's iconic 16th century illustration that I'm choosing to nickname 'skydiving toddler-fetus'.

An illustration from the 16th century depicting various pre-birth fetal positions. At the top left there is a baby (that frankly looks more like a much older child) that almost appears to be doing a belly flop, with it's arms and legs thrown up behind it, while its belly is pointed downwards.

The Hat Is Here [they/them]@thehatishere· Jul 7

New dumb reaction image just dropped #MyImmortal #angst

A very squished looking seal plush that looks kinda depressed. The text beneath reads "these wounds won't seem to heal. This pain is just too seal"

The Hat Is Here [they/them]@thehatishere· Jul 6

Rare selfie from last week when @KsandraRPG & I went out to a goth club night! 🖤 I was initially going for a more ambitious make-up look, but alas, my first attempt was unsuccessful & I had to start again from scratch, but given how long it's been since I last used make-up, it could've been worse!

The Hat Is Here [they/them]@thehatishere· Jun 20

Some rough pen scribbles for a D&D character concept who's been floating round in my brain for a few weeks. Eitri is a grave domain cleric devoted to Kelemvor, acting as his town's gravekeeper & undertaker. He's also a trained carpenter, cause someone's gotta build the coffins!

Rough pen drawings stuck into a sketchbook. They depict a dwarven man with a long beard, braided into 3 distinct strands. A bead at the top of the centre braid is shaped to look like Kelemvor's skeletal fist.

The Hat Is Here [they/them]@thehatishere· May 31

So hyped Iron Lung is now available on YT (in some countries) & 2nd watch was still fantastic! It was great to watch with subtitles (my APD makes it hard to follow distorted audio) & be able to go "ooh, I think i just caught a glimpse of something, let's go back!" Still love it! Would recommend!

The Hat Is Here [they/them]@thehatishere· May 27

Welcome to the Island, Zipface McGee.

Zipface McGee's mii in their new brightly coloured bedroom

The Hat Is Here [they/them]@thehatishere· May 27

So, uh.... in Tomodachi Life, my mii married Eileen the Crow from Bloodborne. She has a really weird face to represent her mask. &... uh... those mii's decided to have a baby. She has my eyes???? & her mother's... mask... folds..? Hell is empty & all the devils are on my island.

The mii-self of BlueSky user TheHatIsHere, Faye. They have blue eyes.

A mii made to look somewhat like Eileen the Crow from Bloodborne. She has black dots for eyes and a very long white face with a zip down the front to represent the seam of her mask.

A screenshot of the happy mii couple. Faye and Eileen stand side by side.

Faye's mii holding the most cursed looking mii baby. It has a round face with the zip seam right down the front and blob eyes with blue irises.

The Hat Is Here [they/them]@thehatishere· May 13

Tomodachi Life continues to allow me to be an absolute menace. Larian cannot stop me. The DurgeTash ship will continue sailing. And that's a threat!

A crappy photo of Tomodachi Life with 2 mii's made to look like The Dark Urge and Enver Gortash from Baldur's Gate 3. Durge is offering a gift to Gortash, saying; "so, Gore babygirl, now that we're alone... I can finally give you this Gale's severed hand..."

Durge offering the severed hand while saying: "this gift is a symbol of all my feelings for you. Will you go out with me?"

The Enver Gortash mii looking at the player while saying "he gave me a Gale's severed hand. It's so like him. I was really happy!"

The Hat Is Here [they/them]@thehatishere· May 11

Gave Durge a new treasure. He seems to be enjoying Gale's severed hand.

A Mii from Tomodachi Life made to look roughly like the default Dark Urge from Baldur’s Gate 3. He's staring at a cartoon severed hand placed in front of him.

The Hat Is Here [they/them]@thehatishere· May 11

I'm learning that Tomodachi Life's nickname slot is too short to write "my favourite assassin". Well, this is basically what Gortash meant, right? #bg3 #TomodachiLife #durgetash

Tomodachi Life's nickname screen asking: "What will Enver Gortash call Durge?"
Player has typed: "My favourite ass"

The Hat Is Here [they/them]@thehatishere· Apr 25

I made Beckett in Tomodachi Life! He is behaving exactly as one would expect! 😂

A mii from the game Tomodachi Life, made to look like Beckett from Vampire the Masquerade. He is saying "I'm a Confident Individualist. You could say I'm a bit of a lone wolf. Other people tend to just get in the way..."

2 mii's from the Tomodachi Life game. One is made to look like Beckett from Vampire the Masquerade. The subtitles read "it seems they're eagerly exchanging useful pointers for shapeshifting..."

A mii from the game Tomodachi Life made to look like Beckett from Vampire the Masquerade. He is being interviewed and is saying "Oh? And do you have any proof of that?"

The Hat Is Here [they/them]@thehatishere· Apr 22

Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream is consuming me. It's so delightfully unhinged! I'm particularly delighted that Darth Maul has fallen for Lucanis Dellamorte. Of *course* he falls for the tiny stabby man who survived purely out of spite 😂

The menu page to the Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream game, welcoming you to ADHD Hellscape Island

Nicknames between two Mii's. Faye is nicknamed 'Hoonter', and Eileen the Crow is nicknamed 'Baddest Bitch'.

Darth Maul and Halsin mii's are noted as getting acquainted

Darth Maul's mii is asking whether or not he's fallen in love with Lucanis Dellamorte

The Hat Is Here [they/them]@thehatishere· Apr 15

Bloodborne continues to Bloodborne. Still glad finally got Paarl. He was a right bastard! 😂

The Darkbeast Paarl achievement unlocked in Bloodborne

The Shadow of Yharnam achievement unlocked in Bloodborne

Rom, the Vacuous Spider achievement unlocked in Bloodborne

The Hat Is Here [they/them]@thehatishere· Apr 14

Felt crap. I yearn to bite my problems. Sadly that ain't socially acceptable. Scribbled a monster instead.

Pen scribble of a monster roaring, displaying copious long, sharp teeth

The Hat Is Here [they/them]@thehatishere· Apr 3

So I have a journal system for my playthrough of Bloodborne, since there's no in game quest tracker & sometimes I go months between play sessions. This is fun because it means I get to come back and reminisce on iconic highs that are immediately followed up by pride-shatteringly humbling lows!

Notes reading: "met, found and killed Father Gascoigne on the 1st try?!
Got the shit kicked out of me by some crows."

The Hat Is Here [they/them]@thehatishere· Mar 28

NGL gang, things have been rough here. The last 9 months have been so emotionally draining & I feel like I'm barely hanging together these days. But I did manage to leave the house today & go to the Scottish Tattoo Convention, despite my depression trying to beat me back into my pit with a stick.

Various art prints and a book of folklore and illustrations laid out on the ground

The Hat Is Here [they/them]@thehatishere· Mar 23

Further accumulated doodles of the hoonter of hoonters, being overseen and judged by comic Eileen 😂

Multiple pen doodles on scraps of lined paper of Eileen the Crow from Bloodborne. In the background is a copy of the Bloodborne graphic novel, 'A Song of Crows'.

The Hat Is Here [they/them]@thehatishere· Mar 23

Today's doodle is of my favourite grumpy old lady from #Bloodborne

A small cutesy pen doodle of Eileen the Crow from Bloodborne

The Hat Is Here [they/them]@thehatishere· Feb 12

(1/5) Doodle of a nightmare that's seared itself inside my brain. T/W for gore? --- I am trapped inside a laundrette. The customers & staff are unaware of the nightmare they're stuck in. It's growing hot. Too hot. Hotter still. A heat haze shimmers. I need to break whatever is mesmerising them.-

Pen drawing of a person burned to the point where they no longer have much in the way of distinguishing features. Their lower jaw has melted away, leaving a long open gash from their chin to midway down their chest. They're kneeling before a bubbling, steaming pool of liquid, lifting .

The Hat Is Here [they/them]@thehatishere· Feb 4

Had to pause a video about haunted places in Britain at the talk of ghostly bagpipes haunting Edinburgh Castle & the Royal Mile. I need y'all to know it'd be far stranger to be in the vicinity & *NOT* hear the sound of bagpipes! It's 1 of the top hotspots for central Scotland's tourism! 😂

A transcript of a video of Britains Most Haunted Places by @ghostlytrails on youtube. It reads: "Eventually, and with a heavy heart, the city council ordered that the entrance to the tunnel be sealed with bricks. No trace of the boy has ever been found. Thereafter, on quiet days, when the noise of the traffic is low, the faint sound of bagpipes may be heard below the royal mile between the castle and the palace."

The Hat Is Here [they/them]@thehatishere· Jan 1

For my birthday a few months back I was given a #whittling kit. My 1st attempt obviously isn't the best (you've gotta start somewhere after all), but I had a lot of fun & managed not to slice my fingers off, so that's a win in my book! (Also happy new year! May 2026 treat you kindly!)

A side image of a fox's head traced out on a small block of wood

The early stages of whittling where the back of the foxes head has begun to take form.

The outer edges are all gone leaving a very rough shape of the fox's head

The final whittled fox head with details added, such as the eye & a light fur texture around the jawline, with the rough sections sanded smooth

The Hat Is Here [they/them]@thehatishere· Oct 7

My depression's being an utter bastard, so I've had to find anything that'll refocus my brain & keep it busy so it can't beat me up. Haven't done any digital painting in like 3-5 years, but between wanting to try out Krita & being hyperfixated on my D&D character... 👀 #digitalpainting #fuckAI #WIP

Digital painting of a face over a light pencil drawing

The Hat Is Here [they/them]@thehatishere· Sep 28

Close up of Ketu's face. God, I wish I could edit previous post to add extra images. I'm too careless for this!)

Close up, portrait shot of the full drawing from the previous post. It better shows the character's pissed off expression, her antler crown and double pointed ears

The Hat Is Here [they/them]@thehatishere· Sep 28

Drawing of my current d&d character, Ketu, the Hexblood Eldritch Knight (she/they). Not fully content with this depiction, but pleased with the "I'm 1000% done" energy she got going on. They're probably just fed up with Icewind Dale's political SNAFUs, as per usual!

A pencil drawing of a person with a crown of antlers. She is sat back in a chair, glowering at something off screen

The Hat Is Here [they/them]@thehatishere· Aug 31