Nathan

@tufty92

33. F1 fan, Robot Wars fan, UK antweight robot combat competitor, hopefully future event organiser. Disabled. North Wales. MDNI, bigots DNI. Profile pic/antweight team sticker by

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Nathan@tufty92· 16d

Pendle and Salem disagree over who should own the box. Pendle has the upper paw.

Nathan@tufty92· 16d

This is not false advertising. #cat #kitten #catsky

Pendle, a blue tabby kitten, sits comfortably in a car food box that depicts a smaller kitten with near identical markings. He clearly recognises this as his new bed.

Nathan@tufty92· 26d

I also have a Binx! He isn't great at fetch, but he's an absolute ninja at getting into rooms he's meant to be not in.

Binx, a chonky black cat, glares at the camera from my lap. He is covered in loose fur because he sheds chronically and just seems to get fluffier.

Nathan@tufty92· 26d

Have a mostly Salem pic for balance too. He's basically a bat.

Salem, a black kitten, poses like the beautiful boy he is. Pendle, a blue tabby kitten, loiters in the background.

Nathan@tufty92· 26d

It's occurred to me I don't have many photos that shows Pendle being helpful... I can't even say he tries. In fairness, despite being adult sized, he's only 6 months old.

Pendle, a blue tabby kitten, hangs his head glumly over the edge of his favourite cat tree shelf. Both his favourite F1 drivers had problems within minutes of each other and he had big feelings about this.

Nathan@tufty92· 26d

The twins would like to help. They won't, but they want to. As long as help involves wanting fuss (without being touched) and lots of treats.

Pendle, a blue tabby kitten, stares at a TV remote while Salem, a black kitten, stares ominously at the camera from behind his brother's head.

Nathan@tufty92· Jun 19

Pendle playing with my hand, complete with a Salem cameo. #cat #catsky

Nathan@tufty92· Jun 15

Pendle, a blue tabby kitten, sulks after his two favourite F1 drivers retired at almost the same time from the Barcelona-Catalunya Grand Prix. Below him, Binx, a black cat, stares intently at something. Probably Pendle's twin.

Salem, a black kitten, poses in his usual glorious way. His head is tilted to one side and he clearly belongs in a Renaissance painting.

Nathan@tufty92· Jun 14

Introduce yourself with four video games 🎮

The cover of the PS2 edition of The Simpsons: Hit & Run

The cover of the game Robot Wars: Arenas of Destruction

The cover of the best Mariokart game ever made; Mariokart 64

The cover of the most iconic FPS of the 90s (shush Goldeneye fans, this is better): Perfect Dark.

Nathan@tufty92· Jun 12

There are far worse things. If you've been friends for 30 years, lunch can wait. That length of friendship can survive just about anything. Dusty and Salem endorse this message, and your choices.

Dusty, a calico cat, and Salem, a black kitten (who is basically the same size as Dusty at only 4 months old...) sit at the top of a cat tree. Salem is looking at the camera, while Dusty looks away due to the flash.

Nathan@tufty92· Jun 7

Pendle watched the whole highlight show, stopping to wipe rubble off Charles' tyre. He was most attentive when they showed Kimi. Once the flag fell he got down, his work clearly done.

Pendle, a blue tabby kitten, is silhouetted against a TV showing Kimi Antonelli leading the Monaco Grand Prix.

Nathan@tufty92· Jun 6

Pendle, mate. You can't just stare at Charles Leclerc's dick. This is not socially acceptable. It's fine to be gay, but staring at people's groins is uncomfortable for all involved. #F1 #cat

Pendle, a blue tabby kitten, stares down off-screen at a part of Charles Leclerc I'd prefer not to specify.

Pendle, a blue tabby kitten, acts confused and innocent when Charles Leclerc gives him side eye in response to Pendle's actions in the first photo.

Nathan@tufty92· Jun 6

3 wannabe drivers! #F1Academy #F1 #cats

Dusty, a calico cat, Salem, a black kitten and Pendle, a blue tabby kitten, all sit behind the Lego F1 Academy car. Dusty is not interested at all, Pendle is distracted by F1 on the TV and Salem is begging for a go in the car. Or at least curious what the camera is.

Nathan@tufty92· Jun 2

The positions kittens can sleep in will never cease to amaze me. And Dusty only tolerates this because she's gaslit herself into thinking she's their mum...

Pendle, a blue tabby kitten, sleeps flopped over the back and neck of Dusty, a calico cat. They are on my lap and clearly going nowhere. Even if I need to pee. Especially if I need to pee.

Nathan@tufty92· May 30

I hope these four can help a little.

Salem (black kitten, back), Dusty (calico), Pendle (blue tabby) and Binx (black, front) cuddled up together in a small mound.

Nathan@tufty92· May 29

Now I'm not saying I'm a child, but... This will form the chassis for a new beetleweight robot, because I'm lazy and it's funny.

Nathan@tufty92· May 28

Pendle thinks you should be looking at him instead. And ideally giving him treats, but looking will suffice.

Pendle, a blue tabby kitten, glares past the camera he clearly wishes wasn't in his face.

Nathan@tufty92· May 25

Pendle is a bigger motorsport fan than I am. I have never licked a golf buggy on TV. That is true passion. #cat #F1 #weirdo

Pendle, a blue tabby kitten, sits in front of a TV which has a golf cart on it. He is currently staring at it, having previously tried to hunt it and then licked it.

Nathan@tufty92· May 20

I'm almost certainly wrong, but this feels specifically directed at one of my kittens who screams when cuddled. Kitten provided for you to say it to his face should you choose. (I hope whoever is causing problems stops, and that Salem's little face helps)

Salem, a black kitten, sits very politely on a closed toilet. Do not believe his innocent act, he's a menace. But he's cute so he gets away with it.

Nathan@tufty92· May 19

@lawvs.bsky.social forgive this not being your best mugshot ever, but my TV seems to think you have bigger problems. Either you have a sticker stuck to your forehead, or it's Ocon's revenge for you questioning his future. You know you've made it big when you upset a grand prix winner!

Nathan@tufty92· May 17

There are two types of #indycar fan. One who stares with absolute focus no matter their surroundings, and one who is lulled to sleep by the engine tones. Or maybe Buxton's voice. #SkyIndycar #indy500

Salem, a black cat, sleeps on the knees of the human he tolerates.

Nathan@tufty92· May 14

Not technically a smile but this is, shockingly, a very happy kitten being slept on by his surrogate mama.

Pendle, a blue tabby kitten, is used as a seemingly mortified pillow by Dusty, a calico cat. He did in fact love every second and was upset at being rescued.

Nathan@tufty92· May 9

Dusty: OK boys, everyone look right. *Salem lies the wrong way round* Dusty: you're an idiot. Pendle: mama, am I an idiot? Dusty: yes, but at least you understand directions. #cat #cats

Dusty, a calico cat, sits between her two adopted kittens. Pendle, a blue tabby, lies next to her, his head on her shoulder. Salem, a black cat, has his face buried under Dusty's hip.

Nathan@tufty92· May 9

Dusty grudgingly accepting she's surrogate mama to two chaotic fluff balls. Details in alt text. #cat #cats

Dusty, a calico cat, sits with her eyes closed on my lap. Between her and the camera are Pendle - a blue Maine coon kitten - and the blurry ear of his twin Salem - black. Pendle is trying to lean out of frame but is failing. Salem is attempting to make his ear look like a sketchy alleged ghost caught on camera. It's relatively compelling.

Nathan@tufty92· May 2

Salem hopes you feel like yourself again soon. And wants to show off how cute he is. Mostly the latter - he doesn't fully understand other people have feelings. He's only 12 weeks old though so that's OK. Until he uses claws on your legs...

Salem, a black Maine coon kitten, sits in a very formal pose on the lid of a toilet. Behind him are various bottles. This may be the greatest photo of a cat ever taken.

Nathan@tufty92· Apr 29

Unsure if the journalist is high or looking at an old photo, or if that is a really incompetent demolition company.

An unfortunately truncated headline, the visible part of which reads "Mystery as Nottingham pub remains standing months after demolition...".

Nathan@tufty92· Apr 29

For the sake of both sidesing this, arguably the least successful photos from @chesterzoo.bsky.social yesterday. Chimp behind a bush, lemurs the wrong side of the bridge, sloth hiding on the ceiling and bees camouflaged against a tree/their hive. Further information in the alt text.

A chimpanzee hides behind a shrub on the edge of a large pond. These chimps knew very well people wanted to see them and take photographs, so they went out of their way to make our lives difficult. Nobody can convince me chimps aren't smart.

A group of ring-tailed lemurs hide by a bridge, only visible between the wooden bars. Honestly, fair play to them, they don't need human nonsense in their huddle.

A sloth. He was hanging from a rope above my head for a couple of minutes before I saw someone else looking at him, and suddenly he became obvious. For my Australian friends, I am extremely grateful he wasn't a drop bear. Especially as under him was an aquarium containing pirhanas. We don't need a new Sharknado spinoff.

A beehive strapped to a tree trunk. I promise there are dozens of bees in this photo, but the bees were small (as most are, I suppose) and far away so they might as well not have been there.

Nathan@tufty92· Apr 28

Pole-dancing orangutan! @chesterzoo.bsky.social

An orangutan, mid-swing, living his best life.

Nathan@tufty92· Apr 28

Orangutans!!!

Nathan@tufty92· Apr 28

PUPPY!!! @chesterzoo.bsky.social your wild dogs are so good at posing for the camera!