URBeast

@urbeast

Profile (18+) Welcome! I’m URBeast Mid-20s, male Alaskan Amateur hobby writer/artist Largely furry/anthro, rule 34/fanfic Male/gay focus; some female/straight Retweet heavy! AD: @td-urbeast-ad.bsky.social‬

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URBeast@urbeast· Jun 1

Heh, yeah, that was on Tumblr. Mourning how haphazard my interests tend to feel... But that's certainly a nice way to think of it! Certainly better than my current "Too weird for anyone to want to bother with" feelings about it... 😅

ngl.link anonymous question. Question reads: "I remember you posted on somewhere (tumblr?) that you wish you didn't have that many interests but you've got to admit it's kinda a superpower. You can have a conversation with ANYONE. Straight bro marvel fans, 40 y/o star wars fans, furries, gay guys.... I envy that power"
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URBeast@urbeast· May 17

Thank youuuuu <3 I'll do my best to keep up the good work hehe~ Always glad I can make you and many more as hard as possible anon ;3

URBeast@urbeast· May 7

Tumblr post from user @urbeastprime.
Post reads: "Hey, don't cry. Fat sweaty lion dad getting fucked in bed by his son's raccoon best friend, okay?"
Tagged: "#your beast speaks #sorry idk how to talk about stuff I'm writing/just wrote in a normal way #anyways yeah fat sweaty lion dad getting fucked in bed by his son's raccoon best friend 👍"
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URBeast@urbeast· Apr 19

Cross-posting my bad tumblr jokes again

Tumblr text post from user @urbeastprime. Labelled 7 hours ago.
Text reads: "Puppy SHOCKS waitstaff by ordering so demurely and cutely that the restaurant employees had no choice but to breed him whimpering and yelping right there in the dining area one after another for hours"
Tagged: #joke #ignore me sorry I thought this would be funny x3

URBeast@urbeast· Mar 23

Heh, thanks anon x3 (I feel like I should say more but everything keeps coming out self deprecating so never mindddddd)

URBeast@urbeast· Mar 16

Since I finally posted new chapters (after like 3 months, whoops) I thought I'd just make a link post on my socials to this series. sofurry.com/u/urbeast/f/... www.furaffinity.net/gallery/urbe... archiveofourown.org/series/5501321 inkbunny.net/s/3769262 (1st ch.)

URBeast@urbeast· Mar 15

I knowww, I guess x..x I mean, about people being too busy lol. I'm pretty sure most of you are only here for the porn. But, still x3 IM JUST AN INSECURE DUMBASS IM SORRY

URBeast@urbeast· Mar 15

Goddddd 🥴 I want that so bad... half scared of losing my job, half hungry for that raccoon ass... Using my face as a seat on business calls, hilting himself in my throat at the desk... WANTTT

URBeast@urbeast· Mar 12

Cw: Feral/Pokemon Sometimes I get spicy asks on tumblr. Sometimes they're even things I'm willing to post here! Isn't that nice?

Anon ask to tumblr user @/urbeastprime.
Ask:
"Trainer tries his Arcanines sweaty asshole because he heard it tastes like takis, not realizing it was a joke. Now he tries it and finds the pungent musk and sweat of that tigerstripe dogs huge hole addicting. It gets so bad that even starts interrupting battles to dig into that big moist pucker, and his Arcanine sees no issue and even abuses his trainers sleeping habits, squatting its big fluffy cheeks over its trainers face while he sleeps.

The young man gets so addicted he starts collecting only quadruped pokemon with big assholes. And wouldnt you know, his second mon is a Scolipede."

Reply:
"PEAKKKKKKKK

God, hearing the joke and kinda teasingly offering to test your Arcanine's hole to check... Both of you end up way too curious, it's REAL now, so one day, fuck it, he hops up on the bed and presents that succulent, sweaty firedog hole. One taste and you're BOTH addicted, can't stop for the life of you, eating him out constantly. He keeps nutting hands-free, soaking you completely, and 'rewards' you with a few licks between the legs (it never takes long for YOU to finish either, not buried under a musky ass that magnificent 🥴)

Definitely getting carried away in public. Staring mid-fight, getting turned on. Arcanine not demanding but simply EXPECTING for you to constantly lick his asshole for him...

You'd think with the team expansion, Arcanine would get less attention, but not so! See, it just eats into all your OTHER time and tasks. No more hobbies, no more friends, no more battling, just eating one feral poke-hole after another, it's fine, they can handle the chores and shopping and money-making without you (of course, they expect your lips on their ass the instant they get home... gotta pay your dues).

Arcanine. Scolipede. Houndoom. Absol. Manectric. Eevee. A full team of needy holes, all for you~"

URBeast@urbeast· Mar 4

Tumblr post from user @/urbeastprime. Text reads:
"T-shirt that says "I suck off my closeted bisexual dad so he doesn't have to re-install grindr"" /end text

URBeast@urbeast· Feb 26

I haven't really posted any of my art on here, but oh well. Here's some quick sketches I did in response to a tumblr ask for my hyena character Bud. Both young adult and cub. (... does he read as hyena? x3 I don't practice drawing NEARLY enough, sorry lol)

URBeast@urbeast· Feb 3

In my quest to maybe eventually actually make a fursona, I'm kinda just throwing ideas at the wall and seeing what I might like lol.

URBeast@urbeast· Jan 28

My meager collection of the Blorbo

URBeast@urbeast· Jan 26

Oh dear, I was worried about this. Now that you've seen how plump and breedable I am, you're obsessed with me. I'm sorry anon-kun, this won't work between us. You don't have a face, and I'm a thousand miles away from civilization on an island 😞 I hope somehow you move on

URBeast@urbeast· Jan 23

😳 I mean, as good as that sounds 'son' ;3 that WOULD mean having to regularly put up with ME of all people lol; I'm not sure I would wish that on anyone

Anonymous message from ngl.link.
Top 'prompt' section reads: "Send me anonymous messages!"
Bottom 'question' section reads: "I'd let you be my daddy, are you accepting son applications atm 🙏 "

URBeast@urbeast· Jan 23

A good question! Admittedly, I'm not too good at figuring out my absolute favorites... For cubs, I'd say it's a three-way tie between Bowser Jr, Kit Cloudkicker, and King Clawthorne. As for shota... Probably Steven Universe, Ben Tennyson, and... maybe Bart Simpson? It wavers 😅

URBeast@urbeast· Jan 21

Aw, anon 🥺 That's sweet haha. I mean, based on the 'had', I'm glad to see your taste in men improved lol. But still, thanks!

Anonymous message from ngl.link.
Top 'prompt' section reads: "Send me anonymous messages!"
Bottom 'question' section reads: "i had the biggest crush on you a couple years ago, i wish we could've been boyfriends lol"

URBeast@urbeast· Jan 16

Lol thank you! x3 Always glad others can appreciate my mangled palate of vanilla-to-problematic furry art, deranged kink text posts, and sick-ass fanart

Anonymous message from ngl.link.
Top 'prompt' section reads: "Send me anonymous messages!"
Bottom 'question' section reads: "you have great taste btw"

URBeast@urbeast· Dec 24

Fourth round: Art???? and Names

Tumblr ask from an anonymous user, sent to @/urbeastprime.
Ask reads: "Ngl I would love to see a small group of the otter things all cuddling together legs spread ready to be fucked"
Answer reads: "Right? 🥵 Legs and rudder tails spread, holes juicy and dripping, all eager and enticing..." Small and crossed out text reads: "I might have to pick up a pencil/stylus again and try drawing these otter things a little heh"
Tagged: #asks

Tumblr ask from an anonymous user, sent to @/urbeastprime.
Ask reads:
Answer reads: "Haha well I don't know about amazing x3 Even when I was practicing regularly I wasn't the best artist out there lol.

As for a name... Hm, I kinda wanted to use the taxonomical name for sea otters as a base, Enhydra lutris. And then with the sea theming and vaguely Eastern dragon-y additions, I might include allusions to a Japanese sea god/dragon? So something like Ryulutrins, Lutrimizu, or Lutsumin?"
(Small and crossed out) "I feel I'm not really the best at naming things lol" /end cross out

"At this point I'd tentatively go with Ryulutrins (ree-oo-loo-trin-z), just cuz it feels like it has a good flow to the word. But I could just as easily see a name like Otter Dragons or Sea Dragons or something like that lol."
Tagged: #asks

URBeast@urbeast· Dec 23

Third round: Birthing

Tumblr ask from an anonymous user, sent to @/urbeastprime.
Ask reads: "One last idea how often do when the otters give birth. What is the split between the father's and mothers species?"
Answer reads: "CW: Oviposition, pregnancy/birthing kinks

Hmmm. I think overall, they're more likely to birth offspring of the father's species. But... Hey, since we're being weird with fantasy/sci-fi nonsense genetics, I'm gonna ramble!

I think to a degree, each otter has control over her body and reproductive systems to the point that, after one or two litters, she can fully control whether she DOES get knocked up, what kind of litter, and even the speed at which it develops (wanna give birth in two weeks? Sure! Need to hold on for several years? Also possible! Tbh, I've been looking at some art from a furry artist called Folvondusque, who does some GREAT button-pushing pregnancy stuff lol).

But, at its base, a pheromonal/instinctual element kicks in. If the otter is mainly surrounded by others of her species, she's WAY more likely to have a litter of otter-thing eggs. If she's out in the world among other species, she'll be WAY more likely to give live-birth to offspring of the father's species. Again, the more often they breed the more they get a handle of 'controlling' everything going on, but as most of these otter-things tend to get knocked up for the first few times at home, their first few birthings will be eggs. Though at times they will live-birth a fellow otter, usually when they get more experience and biological control.

As for a firm split, I'd guess its about 20% Otter Eggs, 70% Father's species live birth, 10% Otter live birth."
Tagged: #asks #suggestive #in which I ramble too much about sci fi/fantasy creature sex mechanics 🙃
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URBeast@urbeast· Dec 23

Second Round: Orgies & Sharing

Tumblr ask from an anonymous user, sent to @/urbeastprime.
Ask reads: "Do the otters commonly have orgies together?
Answer reads: "These otter-type creatures do! Mostly big orgies are the otters' way of welcoming and entertaining guests; but they have a few festival-type events where they all get together and play with each other. Though, given they tend to live in tight-knit little packs that often share everything between them, I wouldn't put it past most to all fool around together behind closed doors. Gotta keep each others' cloaca's nice and loose for any oversized penetrations that might come their way, after all ;3"
Tagged: #asks #suggestive #sometimes it's just entertainment or. not quite heat but hormonal stages of extreme arousal? #but a lot of the time I figure its their way of teaching each other tricks and tips #and also just making each other cum as stress-relief lol #can't be frustrated with work when your pack is taking turns fisting your cloaca loose and sloppy~
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Tumblr ask from an anonymous user, sent to @/urbeastprime.
Ask reads: "I just bet there is a guy who is so good. The otters constantly invite more and more of themselves to see just how good he is at fucking them"
Answer reads: "Heh, I think it depends on the inherent charity of the group/individuals he gets with! They might go tell every otter they know all about this guy who does them so good; they might keep him a secret and ensure he always goes to THEM, so they get the good dick :3c

I mean, either way, what an honor hehe"
Tagged: #asks #suggestive
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URBeast@urbeast· Dec 23

Ok fair warning: This might be a weird one. But I was kinda proud of the kinky species-building, so I'm subjecting YOU ALL to it. 👍 First round: The Otter-Thing Species

Tumblr ask from an anonymous user, sent to @/urbeastprime.
Ask reads: "Do know of/have any ideas on a species of an all female equivalent to the skaven?"
Answer reads: "Nnnnnnot really? All that kinda comes to mind is like the Asari from Mass Effect, or the witches from His Dark Materials. Maybe dryads/nymphs, but that's not getting in the furry direction.
"I mean if /I/ had to design an all-female species, it'd probably be semi-anthro otters, foxes, and/or rabbits lol."
Tagged: "# asks"
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Tumblr ask from an anonymous user, sent to @/urbeastprime.
Ask reads: "I'd like to hear your idea of the all female otter species if you have any"
Answer reads: "Hm, alright

Note that I'm taking this as something of a design challenge heh. Would be nice if I could work up some art but that's a bit out of my wheelhouse... still!

I'd probably lean in something of a sci-fi and/or fantasy angle; semi-anthro otter base (think Zaush's otters), but their coats range more in the blue-green-gray color area. I'm a sucker for some Eastern dragon-style antennae and horns, ngl. And, the ever-important junk... I'm almost thinking a single cloaca under their tail, stretchy and soft. And cuz I'm a pervert, rows of nipples down their fronts; not full BREASTS, but definitely distinct and sensitive :3c Maybe they'd also have some kind of other aquatic features on their backs...? Something like sea anemone tendrils, or even sea urchin spines/crab shell. I think it'd vary by familial/heritage."
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Tumblr text, continuation of the previous ask response.
Text reads: "Behavior wise, I'm definitely leaning towards something of a free-use species. They like playing with each other, learning and passing the time, but they LOVE entertaining guests of other species, especially bigger males. They typically flock together in little 'harem' groups, but solitary individuals aren't unusual; they usually just end up falling into mixed-species groups that they can 'play' with. Typically intelligent and social, they make good... engineers/magic researchers, depending on what genre I'd stick them in haha. Regardless, they're smart and flirty, and I'd almost say they have a slight telepathic bond with one another, sharing pleasure, information, etc. when nearby. Which, maybe they can also use on other species, inducing a bit of sexual mania as a defense (or game ;3 ).

They don't usually wear much in the way of clothes; more decoration, things to accentuate their hole, antennae, nipples, paws, tails... Even around more clothing-non-option species, they probably don't wear much in the way of pants or covering skirts. Unless someone's into that; I think as a result of their slight telepathy and sexual openness, they tend to 'sense' what others around them are into, and LOVE playing into it. Like a demure little otter-thing shyly nuzzling your bulge? Like a confident flock pinning you down and having their way with you? Like a little bondage and rough fun? They'll know, and they'll give it to ya."
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Tumblr text, continuation of the previous ask response.
Text reads: "Extra Freak Content below.
CW: Oviposition, pregnancy/birthing kinks

... I wanna say they both lay eggs AND give live birth, because I'm a freak like that. They lay eggs if the offspring are fellow all-female otter Things, producing little hutches. But they can also give live birth, usually when they mate with other species, birthing offspring of the father's type. As their primary form of defense is basically weaponized fuck-me-eyes, I'd think if they're developing offspring of another species they start to smell like that species, blending into them for a while until the birth. Which, again, because I'm a freak, I'm gonna say that culturally both laying and birthing are fairly sexualized, communal affairs. Neither happens often, so its an Event when it does."
Tagged: #asks #suggestive
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URBeast@urbeast· Dec 22

CW: Action, Violence/Death, Blood/Injury In the mist and ash of the Final Empire, Greggory Bast is tasked with yet another assassination task by his domineering step-father, Lord Quartermain King. Chapter 2: Greggory sets out across the city, using Allomancy to travel swiftly.

URBeast@urbeast· Dec 22

CW: Action, Violence/Death, Blood/Injury In the mist and ash of the Final Empire, Greggory Bast is tasked with yet another assassination task by his domineering step-father, Lord Quartermain King. Chapter 3: Outside Keep Lobos, Greggory studies his foes and makes a potential ally.

URBeast@urbeast· Dec 15

I saw this posted on here and thought it could be fun. I guess if you really want you could specify one of them, otherwise I’d just do random or in order lol

Plain black text in white background. Title: “NSFWsky 50 Questions. One like equals one answer.” Followed by 50 suggestive questions arranged in two columns.

URBeast@urbeast· Dec 11

CW: Action, Violence/Death, Blood/Injury In the mist and ash of the Final Empire, Greggory Bast is tasked with yet another assassination task by his domineering step-father, Lord Quartermain King. Chapter 1: Greggory is awakened and given his mission, along with weapons and metals.

URBeast@urbeast· Sep 13

Another 2-note tumblr post I'm cross-posting here, because if there's one thing I love its repeating the same joke four times in the hopes of SOMEBODY laughing

Tumblr text post from user @/urbeastprime, timed 2 hours ago.
Text reads: "What if you had a low-evolution pokemon that was Just Your Silly Little Guy, always doing these funny little habits with you, just so adorable, except then he evolved and all of a sudden all those 'cute and innocent' little habits became INSANELY FLIRTATIOUS and kept getting you flustered. Was he always trying to hit on you? Are you just reading his behavior weirdly now that he's the same size as you? Are YOU the freak or is he?"
Tags read: "#your beast speaks#''riolu who clings to you and nibbles at you'' to ''lucario that keeps groping you and giving you love-bites'' pipeline"
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URBeast@urbeast· Jul 19

Tumblr post from user @/urbeastprime
Text Reads:
"Me: "Rocket Raccoon in a jockstrap.
"Rocket Raccoon spreading his pussy.
"Rocket Raccoon presenting his ass.
"Rocket Raccoon sucking cock.
"Rocket Raccoon offering his pits.
"Rocket Raccoon riding a dildo."
The guy administering my Rorschach test: "I think you need to leave."
#joke#I'm normal I'm literally so normal I swear I'm normal (is vividly imagining huffing raccoon boi armpits)"
/end text

URBeast@urbeast· Jun 25

Summary: When Sphinx cat single dad Greggory starts commuting in and out of the city for work, his step-sister agrees to introduce him to her and her husband’s friends. Among them: Burgeoning pitbull actor Cain Stafford. In five years, what can happen between the two? Links 👇

Text-only story cover. Title: "Where Do You See Yourself in Five Years?" Writer: URBeast. 30k (30,000) words, Male/male. Tags listed: "Content Warning: Intersex/Trans, Content Warning: Breeding. Size difference, Anal, Vaginal, Oral, Fisting, Rimming, Canine Cock, Stripping, Character Development, Love." /end

URBeast@urbeast· May 4

CW: Sexually explicit text Haha what if instead of writing any of my literally hundreds of backed-up ideas, I used random number generators to auto-prompt a Rocket Raccoon facefucking short? Would that be crazy or what