Despite everything,

'A little appetizer never hurt' yeah, well SOMETHING'S sure gonna hurt if you aren't up for dinner after-- Ahem. ... Bon appetit. Salaciously Skunk-Style, with art by @booneyard.bsky.social! (🦨)🦡🎨

Rabbit a bit cheeky, you say? Not to worry-- I'm kind of a professional when it comes to catching some buns on the run. Art (and a certain apprehended bun) by @cassito.bsky.social ! 🦡🎨

Hey, guys! Guess who just figured out how to cast Meteor?! VERY fun piece with BeheMay in mind, by @tatertottoto.bsky.social ! 🦡🎨

With an unobstructed alt for those who want to better appreciate their flotation device's pair of flotation devices. 😌 🦡🎨

As the temperatures rise and the summer season approaches, always remember... In case of emergency, -this- lifeguard doubles as a flotation device! Art by @purplecider.bsky.social! 🦡🎨

Stylish, breathable, and yet still snug in all the right places? I think this calls for a demonstration! A sketch from @sizabledanger.hyper.wang, who has once again helped me show off The Goods in stunning fashion, pfhahah. 🦡🎨

Tummy peek game so strong, it's more of a tummy wide-eyed-stare, really. Art by @sizabledanger.hyper.wang ! 🦡🎨

In the least dickish way possible, I thought this was Nicki Minaj at first

Mixing up spells of Levitation and spells of Inflation? Sounds like this just spells *consternation* to me, ha HAH! ... But for real, can I get a little help here, or-- Behold, mighty magical mishaps, with art by @syc.bsky.social! 🦡🎨

Update:

Behold: a baby, in deactivated state

@animalkingdom.bsky.social never seems to appreciate when I come to give him (and all his neighbors) a wakeup call! It's pretty rude, honestly, but what can I say... I'm a giver. ☺️ Art by @hanthecatsaur.bsky.social ! 🦡🎨

Always be careful when trying off-brand colas-- Truth in advertising might be more than you bargain for. Having a Swell! time, thanks to @weirdsignals.bsky.social! 🦡🎨

Note: Possibly not 100% scientifically accurate.

Howell lives by the Ancient Treasure Hunter Proverb, 'The nose knows where treasure stows'... And also less intentionally, the Ancient Goober Proverb: 'Hips don't lie'. Art by @kingkuga.bsky.social! 🦡🎨

Y'know, I'm not really a believer in the '5-second rule'... But just leaving perfectly good cake on the ground seems like a crime, don't you think? Art by @beastsauc3.bsky.social! 🦡🎨

Few things finer than a full-figured fella in frilled finery, I figure... Fancy a feel? Fat men and lingerie: two great tastes that taste great together, with art by @purplecider.bsky.social! 🦡🎨

... Don't give me that look, you know they don't sew on buttons as well as they used to. Art by @bluescale.bsky.social! 🦡🎨

I can imagine ANYTHING. ... Even being marketable, as it turns out. Art and model by my incredibly powerful husband, the lovely @2dongz.bsky.social ! 🦡🎨

This right here's the kinda look that tells you something's stuck (and that it's probably him). Headshot by the sovereign of soft himself, @syc.bsky.social! 🦡🎨

Gone stargazing? Well alright, then! A cute-as-hell icon by @repoghost.bsky.social, thank ya much! 🦡🎨

Don't call me 'fashionably late', just fashionable is fine. Have you SEEN these hood-ornaments? Reindeer got rein-did back in December by the awesome @bluescale.bsky.social! (🦌)🦡🎨

Clearly, you know the way to a man's heart. ... No, however, 'through his butt' is *not* an acceptable answer. Art, and priceless compliment, by @kingkuga.bsky.social! 🦡🎨

Well would you look at that! The intersection of Soft Sunday and Mephitis Monday truly is a majestic thing. ... Look, you can argue with me about whether or not those are 'a thing' if you really want, but it'd be your loss, dude. Art by @purplecider.bsky.social! (🦨) 🦡🎨

For your information, bulking is a perfectly legitimate bodybuilding technique! ... In moderation. ... Miiight have overshot it, just a bit. Art by the wonderful @weirdsignals.bsky.social! 🦡🎨

... Speaking of clinical work he IS familiar with, however... The duality of goober, in full force

Don't ask Foster how this qualifies as clinical work-- not even he's exactly sure. Rest assured though, this would be a healing moment for *plenty* of people out there. Art by @kingkuga.bsky.social! 🦡🎨

"Go to sleep, Vad" Well you see, it's a funny story. The thing about that Is, ... BAIL, BAIL, I REPEAT, BAIL

Now THIS is a face you can trust! Almost forgot to post this, December's been flying by so fast-- a cool bust sketch courtesy of @buizilla.bsky.social , from this year's MFF! 🦡🎨