Dan 🫠✨

@xenodork1

Lifelong sometimes-artist & sometimes-poet. Tired cat dad with depression and OCD likes movies, comics, and video games. Adopted. 36. He/Him.

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Dan 🫠✨@xenodork1· Jun 16

Nothing in this sink at all. Looks like it would be a good hiding place though.

Gordon, the orange tabby cat who was hiding in his crate earlier, now hides with his face tucked in to the sink at the vet.

Dan 🫠✨@xenodork1· Jun 16

This boy-o is just enjoying the view.

Oliver, an orange and white tabby cat, sits on the floor at the vet, looking out the large window which comes all the way down to the floor.

Dan 🫠✨@xenodork1· Jun 16

Today is annual vet checkup day for the boy-os, and this boy-o is big not-happy. :(

Gordon, an orange tabby cat, is in a pet carrier crate with the gate door closed. He has burrowed under his pillow bed to hide, and only the front if his face is peaking out from beneath.

Dan 🫠✨@xenodork1· Jun 9

Lol

Screenshot of my reply to some chud who doesn’t know what gatekeeping is that said “Imagine being a gatekeeper for an obscure subgenre that was obsolete almost immediately once it was formed”, but instead of showing their post, it says “Post not found”, because they deleted it

Dan 🫠✨@xenodork1· May 21

Idk what people are always on about, meal planning is easy as shit.

A bulk 12-can pack of Korean BBQ flavored Spam™️.

Dan 🫠✨@xenodork1· May 9

Gordon (right) is bigger than Oliver (left), and Gordon is a great big butthole to his brother oft tomes too, SMH

Two orange tomcats loafing on the floor. Oliver, on the left, is an extra petite little guy. Gordon, on the right, is a big boy, about a third larger; Not just huskier, but proportionally larger overall.

Dan 🫠✨@xenodork1· Apr 22

It’s because he’s blocking a blocklist for people with correct opinions about AI which we apparently have all been added to.

Dan 🫠✨@xenodork1· Apr 8

Scrunt, I need to talk to you about food, again… You brought it up!! 🫵 How odd and foreign do these Pennsylvania Dutch staples sound/look to you? I give you: 1. Shoo fly pie 2. Ham balls

Shoo fly pie. Thick dense molasses center, topped with a crumb crust.

Ham balls. They’re just like meatballs, but ham.

Dan 🫠✨@xenodork1· Apr 5

Here’s a selfie in a wretchedly dirty mirror of my fit from earlier today.

Mirror selfie of Dan, a short, chubby, 36-year-old Korean man with black sideswept bangs, wearing a casual solid black short-sleeved button-down shirt buttoned all the way up, tucked into solid black casual pants, a silver belt buckle, and black leather dress shoes.

Dan 🫠✨@xenodork1· Apr 4

Love this chapel backdrop; Very Righteous Gemstones.

Four huge flatscreen TV’s combined to make one giant backdrop of extra shimmery and loudly colorful stained glass window graphics.

Dan 🫠✨@xenodork1· Apr 4

Tucker Carlson?!?

Dan 🫠✨@xenodork1· Apr 4

Today is MAGA MIL wedding day. This sucks. Wish us lick and give us strength. This was the first song that shuffle spun for us riding over now.

Car dashboard display showing that it’s playing the song “Danger Zone” by Kenng Loggins.

Dan 🫠✨@xenodork1· Mar 30

For more fashionable male vest inspo, here’s a better quality picture of a friend of mine also wearing a vest, complete with bowtie!

Cropped photo of the torso of a plus sized man wearing a grey vest over a blue stripe patterned dress shirt with a grey checkered bowtie

Dan 🫠✨@xenodork1· Mar 30

Please excuse the crappy quality of this pic of me that I had to crank up the brightness on show the effect. But yeah! It also compresses and shapes your torso a lil, a bit like a corset for men, lol.

A cropped photo of my torso wearing a black vest over a grey dress shirt (with tie) tucked into black dress pants, but you can’t see the unflattering shirt tuckage, because vest!

Dan 🫠✨@xenodork1· Mar 20

In our fast foodie furor last night, I missed this post and didn’t see it until now! I remembered that you don’t like Taco Bell! 😃 So sad, lol. But now I have to know, are their fries the same as here?? They call them “nacho fries” here, and i never heard them referred to as “lemon pepper” before!

A container of “Nacho Fries” from Taco Bell in the US. The seasoning makes them orange.

Dan 🫠✨@xenodork1· Mar 20

Lol, so here’s the list of ingredients for McD’s in the US:

French Fries
Ingredients: Potatoes, Vegetable Oil (canola Oil, Corn Oil, Soybean Oil, Hydrogenated Soybean Oil, Natural Beef Flavor [wheat And Milk Derivatives]*), Dextrose, Sodium Acid Pyrophosphate (maintain Color), Salt. *natural Beef Flavor Contains Hydrolyzed Wheat And Hydrolyzed Milk As Starting Ingredients.
Contains: Wheat, Milk.

Dan 🫠✨@xenodork1· Mar 19

It’s the “If those kids could read, they’d be very upset” King if the Hill meme, with Bobby Hill holding up Scrunt’s flyer, and the bottom text reading “If those Bluesky followers could read Brazilian Portuguese, they’d be very eager to hire Scrunt”

Dan 🫠✨@xenodork1· Feb 25

Ollie makin’ momma biscuits, like he does

Dan 🫠✨@xenodork1· Feb 16

WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?

Dan 🫠✨@xenodork1· Feb 8

Could you make another video real quick? What’s this about them apparently making another movie??

Screenshot of Channel Awesome’s Youtube page, showing a thumbnail for a video titled “How We Made a Festival Quality Short Film”, featuring the text “MAKING A MOVIE” over an image of actress Tamara Chambers and a hand holding up a film clapper board

Dan 🫠✨@xenodork1· Feb 2

Yourself, but as a cartoon character

Dan 🫠✨@xenodork1· Feb 2

this is who runs this account

18-year-old Dan’s senior high school yearbook photo. A Korean young man with tall black “finger in electric socket” spikey hair, black eyeliner, red lipstick, and a bashful closed-lip smile. Wearing a black suit jacket, with a white shirt and blue pattern tie.

Dan 🫠✨@xenodork1· Dec 8

I recently learned that all the characters have had designs updates over time, which generally are fun to look up and compare. But then, on top of the issue you point out, come to find out Maru’s features have gotten more and more white, and learning that really pissed me off.

The evolution of in-game character portraits for the Stardew Valley character Maru, a canonically biracial Black woman. Her early designs have wavy and/or curly hair and brown eyes, with her latest design having straight hair and blue eyes.

Dan 🫠✨@xenodork1· Nov 27

A succulent Thanksgiving meal.

A feast of Chinese takeout featuring chicken & broccoli, some steamed dumpling, an oyster pail of rice, and a wax paper baggie stamped with generic Chinese takeout art, containing unseen fried appetizers.

Dan 🫠✨@xenodork1· Nov 11

Oh hello!

A view from below, looking up toward the ceiling at an orange tabby cat, with a little gradient patch of white on his chin, poking his head out over the edge of an elevated platform on a cat tree.

Dan 🫠✨@xenodork1· Nov 10

Finally popped this in, and for anyone interested, GKIDS / Toho handles the film’s intentionally relentless and overwrought on-screen text signifiers way better than the Funimation release, leaving the original in-frame Japanese kanji with the English translation in a similar English font.

Dan 🫠✨@xenodork1· Nov 6

Thinking about the time a coworker brought in extra dog jerky they had, and left it in the break room with an important note.

A handwritten note on a table that reads:

“FREE DOG JERKY
(FOR DOGS, NOT MADE FROM DOGS)”

Dan 🫠✨@xenodork1· Nov 4

Twas a good mail day, this Godzilla Day! A success story of how I finally adapted to the bullshit preorder necessity for obtaining any new steelbook I’m ever interested in.

The author of this post holds up his newly acquired 4K blu-ray edition of Shin Godzilla in a collector’s steelbook case.

A shot of the steelbook case opened up to reveal the full artwork that spans the front cover, the spine, and the back cover. On the front cover, Godzilla stands amidst a pitch black Tokyo, in 3/4 view with his spiked back to the camera, head turned to the left, mouth wide open and spewing out an atomic laser that illuminates the image in a purple glow.. His tail sweeps to the left, across the spine of the case, and on to the back cover, where the beam from his atomic breath continues its trajectory.

Dan 🫠✨@xenodork1· Oct 20

Are you familiar with Glenn Danzig? He’s an asshole… But he’s my favorite muscular short guy aesthetic, and I can’t help it.

Young, shirtless, muscular 5’4” Glenn Danzig, standing with the other members of his self-titled band, Danzig, who are all taller than him.

Middle-aged Glenn Danzig carrying bags of groceries and a box of cat litter.

Dan 🫠✨@xenodork1· Oct 12

And this is a comic I made.