Chris Rywalt

@crywalt

ABOLISH AND PROSECUTE DHS+ICE and THE REGIME Long time online writer, artist, cartoonist, and irritant. Not a "content creator". crywalt.com

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Chris Rywalt@crywalt· 29d

New WTFA: It's scandals all the way down! wtfacomic.com/wtfa.2026071... Support me on Patreon! patreon.com/crywalt or ko-fi! ko-fi.com/crywalt

CAVA Bag:
Hey, remember me? I'm the Cava bag with the $50,000 bribe for Tom Homan, who is still the White House Border Czar*!

Explanatory Footnote:
Actual official title

CAVA Bag:
I know there are too many scandals to keep up with and I'm just one of many but I think it's important that we don't forget!

CAVA Bag:
Sigh. It's just because I'm not big enough to hold a Qatari plane.

Chris Rywalt@crywalt· Jul 13

Sunday 2AM, July 12, 2026 Book club is for everyone, even weirdos. www.sunday2am.com/sunday-2am.6...

Jack has walked up to the book club table. Jack: Ah, a party to which I was not invited. Ben: You're gatecrashing book club. Jack: Neat. Hiya, Dave.

Dave: The written word is dead. Jack: Couldn't agree more. Joanne?

Joanne: I haven't seen my Walkman since my sister was in my room. Jack: Makes sense.

Edward: Jesus saves! Jack: No doubt. I leave you, Ben, to minster to thy flock. Ben: My friends are weird but they're mine.

Chris Rywalt@crywalt· Jul 10

New WTFA: Missiles and money are flying! wtfacomic.com/wtfa.2026071... Support me on Patreon! patreon.com/crywalt or ko-fi! ko-fi.com/crywalt #IranWar

Big Missile:
The Memorandum of Understanding is dead!

Small Missile:
Good news for us! We'll have plenty of work!

Big Missile:
I guess this is what happens when your president only knows threats and name-calling.

Small Missile:
Did Trump expect the Iranians to give up because he called them scum?

Big Missile:
The U.S. has also added another $100 billion to the $300 billion they're giving to Iran.

Small Missile:
You forgot backing down, Trump also knows how to back down.

Chris Rywalt@crywalt· Jul 9

New WTFA: Real tortoises, at least, have charisma. wtfacomic.com/wtfa.2026070... Support me on Patreon! patreon.com/crywalt or ko-fi! ko-fi.com/crywalt #MitchMcConnell

Narrator:
The lazy political cartoonist way of handling the questions surrounding Mitch McConnell these days -- is he alive? is he dead? -- is to draw a tortoise, have it say something horrid, and call it a day.

Narrator:
But often we hear that whatever creature we're using as a stand-in for a Republican doesn't deserve that treatment. So this, this here, this is just a regular tortoise.

Narrator:
It's pretty interesting, though, isn't it, that you can't tell if it's dead or just sleeping? Like, it's a tortoise. It doesn't move that much. You can't see if it's breathing.

Narrator:
Anyway, there's no way a tortoise would approve of keeping word of its demise out of the news long enough to prevent the governor from appointing its replacement.

Tortoise:
Make...this death...count

Chris Rywalt@crywalt· Jul 8

Sunday 2AM, July 5, 2026 The detective's gaze locked with the beautiful suspect across the room.... www.sunday2am.com/sunday-2am.6...

Ben and some other elderly people are still holding book club. Ben says, "Since most of you didn't read the book, what else should be talk about?"

Joanne: I think my sister took my Sony Walkman.

Edward: Jesus!

Dave: Do people still read books? Really?

Ben: Well, I enjoyed the book's theme of romance.

Wanda: And I thought the murder was groovy!

Chris Rywalt@crywalt· Jul 7

It's microscopic, but it's there.

Ugly-ass reverse of the 2026 US 25-cent coin

Ugly-ass obverse of the 2026 US 25-cent coin showing a constipated George Washington

Chris Rywalt@crywalt· Jul 7

New WTFA: Everyone has an enemies list. wtfacomic.com/wtfa.2026070... Support me on Patreon! patreon.com/crywalt or ko-fi! ko-fi.com/crywalt

Uncle Sam:
Are you an expert in your field, seeking only to use your knowledge to help your fellow citizens, keeping your head down, concentrating on your own area of competence?

Uncle Sam:
Do you work hard to consult with other professionals to determine the current state of your domain, trying only to keep up with the latest advances in our shared understanding?

Uncle Sam:
Then you're on Donald Trump's enemies list!

Chris Rywalt@crywalt· Jul 3

New WTFA: O say can you see? Or hear? wtfacomic.com/wtfa.2026070... Support me on Patreon! patreon.com/crywalt or ko-fi! ko-fi.com/crywalt #FourthOfJuly

Mom:
Kids! Get your things, we're going to the fireworks on the National Mall!

[continuous sound so loud it can't even be heard]

Chris Rywalt@crywalt· Jul 1

New WTFA: The Bleaching of America wtfacomic.com/wtfa.2026070... Support me on Patreon! patreon.com/crywalt or ko-fi! ko-fi.com/crywalt @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social @gregsargent.bsky.social

Tanuki:
You said you wanted the southern border secured. Border crossings are way down.

Fox:
We won that one.

Tanuki:
You wanted Temporary Protected Status to end, and the Supreme Court just said that's okay.

Fox:
Big victory.

Tanuki:
But now you're saying birthright citizenship is going to destroy the country?

Fox:
It's not a real win until we get rid of all the non-white people.

Chris Rywalt@crywalt· Jul 1

Sunday 2AM, June 28, 2026 Could you read it to me? www.sunday2am.com/sunday-2am.6...

Five people are sitting around a table. Ben is holding a book.

Ben: Okay, who here has read this month's book?

Joanne: I'm still waiting for the book on tape to come in the mail.

Chris Rywalt@crywalt· Jun 30

New WTFA: More like the SINK Democracy Act wtfacomic.com/wtfa.2026062... Support me on Patreon! patreon.com/crywalt or ko-fi! ko-fi.com/crywalt #SAVE

Cat:
We need to pass the S.A.V.E. Act!

Dog:
Poll taxes are illegal under the Voting Rights Act although there's so little of it left....

Poster:
Safeguard American Voter Eligibility Act

This bill requires individuals to provide documentary proof of U.S. citizenship when registering to vote, and requires photo identification to vote, in federal elections.

Cat:
You have to show I.D. to drive, to get on a plane, to buy wine, why not to vote?

Dog:
Do any of those happen to be rights guaranteed by the Constitution?

Poster:
15th Amendemnt

The right of citizens of the United States to vote shall not be denied or abridged by the United States or by any State on account of race, color, or previous condition of servitude

Cat:
You just want illegals voting so Democrats win.

Dog:
That must be why Obama and Biden deported so many of them.

Poster:
If your vote didn't matter, they wouldn't fight so hard to block it.

Chris Rywalt@crywalt· Jun 26

New WTFA: It's a cover-up, I tell ya! wtfacomic.com/wtfa.2026062... Support me on Patreon! patreon.com/crywalt or ko-fi! ko-fi.com/crywalt #KennedyCenter

Judge Cooper:
The Court orders that they remove President Trump's name from the institution's title, as represented on the façade of the Center, any other physical or digital signage, and official materials.

Orange Meanie:
What if we just cover everything with a tarp?

Kennedy Center Façade:
THE REGIME IS PETTY & WEAK

Judge Cooper:
ORDERED that Defendants shall, within 14 days of the date of this order, remove all physical signage on the Kennedy Center building and grounds, including the front portico, that purports to rename the Kennedy Center after President Trump or any other individual besides President Kennedy.

Orange Meanie:
But what if we miss the deadline?

Kennedy Center Façade:
THE COURTS ARE COMPLICIT

Judge Cooper:
The parties are hereby ordered to file a joint status report by July 31. The report shall indicate the purpose for and status of the tarp and scaffolding that Defendants have erected on the front portico of the Center.

Orange Meanie:
Keep setting new deadlines, but don't bother setting consequences!

Kennedy Center Façade:
THE COURTS ARE SUCKERS

Chris Rywalt@crywalt· Jun 26

Too bad nobody drew this, @angelsinvelvet.bsky.social, because it's world-destroying plagiarism machine AI garbage.

Chris Rywalt@crywalt· Jun 26

Fuck John Byrne/Booster Cogburn. I'm with @heatherantos.bsky.social on this. This community is making me sad with how she's being treated. This is what Steve Gerber and Jack Kirby thought of Byrne: spineless, dickless corporate shill.

Panel of a comic book showing an artificial life form emerging from ooze. The narration says is has no genitals, which is bad, because it's comic professional John Byrne.

Chris Rywalt@crywalt· Jun 24

New WTFA: We're all going ballistic! wtfacomic.com/wtfa.2026062... Support me on Patreon! patreon.com/crywalt or ko-fi! ko-fi.com/crywalt #MOU

Big Missile:
Whee! Iran gets to keep its ballistic missiles!

Small Missile:
As the man says, they have to have some because other people have some, and they've got to have some.

Big Missile:
You know what's not included in the Memo of Understanding?

Small Missile:
Iran's enriched uranium?

Big Missile:
And you know what goes at the tip of a nuclear ballistic missile?

Small Missile:
Well, they have to have some because other people have some, and they've got to have some.

Chris Rywalt@crywalt· Jun 23

New WTFA: This is not about algae. wtfacomic.com/wtfa.2026062... Support me on Patreon! patreon.com/crywalt or ko-fi! ko-fi.com/crywalt @nberlat.bsky.social

Hippo:
If you get algae in your pool, you don't get rid of it by adding fresh water.

Hippo:
You get rid of algae by addressing the conditions that allowed it to flourish.

Hippo:
This is a message for the Democrats when they gain majorities in both houses of Congress in 2028.

Chris Rywalt@crywalt· Jun 20

Anyone interested in a very old-school nerd t-shirt? www.zazzle.com/vax_on_vax_o... #VAXen

T-shirt design that reads "VAX ON", and under that "$ @SYS$SYSTEM:SHUTDOWN" in computer font, and under that "VAX OFF"

Chris Rywalt@crywalt· Jun 17

New WTFA: You're just green with envy. wtfacomic.com/wtfa.2026061... Support me on Patreon! patreon.com/crywalt or ko-fi! ko-fi.com/crywalt #ReflectingPool

Alga:
Hey there! I'm your good friend Alga and I'm here to thank Donald Trump for making my comeback to the National Mall possible!

Alga:
Sure, he didn't intend to spend nearly $15 million just to bring me back. He intended to get a contract for his crony and probably pocket a "finder's fee." After all....

Alga:
We all know the only green Trump cares about.

Chris Rywalt@crywalt· Jun 15

New WTFA: The only way to win is to simply say "We won." wtfacomic.com/wtfa.2026061... Support me on Patreon! patreon.com/crywalt or ko-fi! ko-fi.com/crywalt #Iran

Orange Meanie:
The Iranian regime is a vicious group of very hard, terrible people. For 47 years, they have waged an unending campaign of bloodshed and mass murder. It's been mass terror and we're not gonna put up with it any longer. We're going to destroy their missiles and raze their missile industry to the ground. It will be totally obliterated. We're going to annihilate their navy. No one should challenge the strength and might of the United States Armed Forces. There is no military on Earth even close to its power, strength, or sophistication.

Orange Meanie:
...to give Iran THREE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS

Chris Rywalt@crywalt· Jun 13

Chris Rywalt@crywalt· Jun 12

New WTFA: Perceived criminals bad, actual criminals good. wtfacomic.com/wtfa.2026061... Support me on Patreon! patreon.com/crywalt or ko-fi! ko-fi.com/crywalt #WorldCup

Rhino:
The Trump regime has denied entry to so many people coming here for the World Cup.

Pig:
Fans, Iranian team staff, and a popular Somali referee, all refused visas.

Envelope front:
Somali World Cup referee denied U.S. entry

Rhino:
We're not gonna allow people that are perceived to have criminal ties to come into this country.

Pig:
You can't be too careful, I guess.

Envelope front:
Iran says staff blocked from entering U.S.

Rhino:
We're gonna elect them President!

Pig:
Where we can keep an eye on them!

Envelope front:
MEMORANDUM OPINION DENYING DEFENDANT'S RULE 59 MOTION

Chris Rywalt@crywalt· Jun 10

New WTFA: Round his back, through the hoop, then you scream, "TOUCHDOWN!" wtfacomic.com/wtfa.2026061... Support me on Patreon! patreon.com/crywalt or ko-fi! ko-fi.com/crywalt #Knicks

Basketball:
I have a message for Trump from New York City: Thank you for fucking things up for the Knicks!

Basketball:
You made thousands of fans angry just so you could take a fucking nap in public, and made millions of fans angry because everything you touch dies. So, next time, one orange-skin to another --

Chris Rywalt@crywalt· Jun 8

New WTFA: If it salutes like a Nazi.... wtfacomic.com/wtfa.2026060... Support me on Patreon! patreon.com/crywalt or ko-fi! ko-fi.com/crywalt

Bovine:
Bet you thought I was gone, didn't you? You had no idea I was cuddling up with fascists in Europe at the almost innocent-sounding Remigration Summit!

Bovine:
In the U.S. I pretend I'm not intentionally dressing like a National Socialist, but in Portugal among my people I can proudly say, "I'll make you a deal, Europe: We get this remigration underway full-throttle in Europe, I'll break that trench coat out, and I'll wear it on European soil."

Bovine:
You say Nazis are bad but I can get paid for being a neo-Nazi!

Chris Rywalt@crywalt· Jun 5

New WTFA: ICE out of New Jersey! wtfacomic.com/wtfa.2026060... Support me on Patreon! patreon.com/crywalt or ko-fi! ko-fi.com/crywalt #DelaneyHall

Rabbit:
Protestors at Delaney Hall concentration camp in Newark are in danger of being assaulted and killed by I.C.E. agents.

Rabbit:
The sensible, centrist thing to do here is send in the New Jersey State Police.

Rabbit:
Ah yes, the famously gentle, law-abiding officers of the Garden State. Turns out they're displaying Trump flags and assaulting protestors themselves.

Rabbit:
Then there's just one thing left for Governor Sherrill to do.

Rabbit:
Lie her ass off about it?

Rabbit:
Lie her ass off about it!

Chris Rywalt@crywalt· Jun 3

New WTFA: Screw the fascists! wtfacomic.com/wtfa.2026060... Support me on Patreon! patreon.com/crywalt or ko-fi! ko-fi.com/crywalt #fascism

Hippo:
Right now the world is geopolitically tri-polar: The powers are Russia, China, and the United States.

Hippo:
Russia and China are fascist regimes. This is why it's so important for Americans to defeat fascism at home.

Meanie:
Some would say the U.S. has always been fascist.

Hippo:
That's just what you want us to think you orange fuckwad.

Chris Rywalt@crywalt· Jun 3

New WTFA: After this, son, you can endorse gas station boner pills! wtfacomic.com/wtfa.2026060... Support me on Patreon! patreon.com/crywalt or ko-fi! ko-fi.com/crywalt #UFC

Bicep:
People are saying the U.F.C. matches on the White House lawn are for Trump's birthday.

Bicep:
Fake news! They're in honor of America's 250th anniversary!

Bicep:
What's more American than a couple of working-class stiffs permanently injuring each other for the delight of a couple of wealthy assholes?

Chris Rywalt@crywalt· Jun 1

Chris Rywalt@crywalt· May 30

New WTFA: SHUT UP YOU UGLY {unprintable} wtfacomic.com/wtfa.2026052... Support me on Patreon! patreon.com/crywalt or ko-fi! ko-fi.com/crywalt #StephenMiller

Penguin:
Stephen Miller calls James Talarico "transgender" like it's some kind of slur

Penguin:
SHUT UP YOU UGLY FUCK!

Penguin:
Todd Blanche defends Trump's slush fund

Penguin:
SHUT UP YOU UGLY FUCK!

Penguin:
Trump opens his mouth

Penguins:
SHUT UP YOU UGLY FUCK!!

Chris Rywalt@crywalt· May 29

I also deploy this a lot