GuzmaCafe
@guzmacafe
I'm Michael! Or Guzma! Whichever you prefer. Streamer & Official Numskull Streams on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays at 8PM EST. Currently playing UnMetal! Art by the lovely and talented WillowWispVT!
Happy Mommy, sorry, Mommy, sorry, Mommy of Special Forces, sorry, Mother's Day
Happy April 30th!!! Tonight we are starting MGSV: Ground Zeroes! Unless I manage to get out early today I likely won't have everything switched to OBS yet but it is coming I promise! In the meantime we can still have fun rocking out as Big Boss at 8PM EST tonight! Art credit: @othatsraspberry.com
Repost if your account is a safe place for the trans community. 🏳️⚧️❤️❤️
WOAH!!! More @bipedalbastard.bsky.social merch!? And Snake looks almost as old as me. Let's marvel at it as we make our way through more Peace Walker tonight! And again, if you aren't already, go follow Mitchell! www.twitch.tv/guzmacafe
As promised, we're going live NOW with more Peace Walker! And we are sporting the sick fit from @bipedalbastard.bsky.social to pair with it! www.twitch.tv/guzmacafe
I just had this incredibly amazing merch delivered from the extremely talented @bipedalbastard.bsky.social and I'm gonna be streaming more Peace Walker tonight while wearing it! If you aren't following Mitchell, you need to fix that right now!!! See you guys at 8PM EST to admire his handiwork!
He literally said this in his address to the nation by the way. We can't bother feeding, caring for, or housing Americans because we are too busy fighting wars no one fucking asked for.
We are back tonight at 8pm EST with more MGS4 and in HD this time! Full 1080p baby!
I'm big into story in games and while they all have fun stories, Skyward Sword was the first one that felt like a true epic fantasy adventure to me. And Groose is literally the best boi. It just did so much fun stuff as an "origin" story! And like @popecorkyix.bsky.social said the Sand Ship rules!
I can't explain it, but somehow it makes perfect sense that the guy who has this shitty Wii/Kinect game is a kid diddler.
It's time! Birthday stream is going live NOW! MGS news and hopefully we are beating Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake tonight! GET IN HERE!!! www.twitch.tv/guzmacafe
Very hype to start streaming this Saturday! And thanks to @othatsraspberry.com 's incredible art and merch, I've got the perfect background set for my Twin Snakes stream!
This is absolutely PSYCHOTIC behavior from the president. We can't keep normalizing this shit. If ANY Democratic president had posted this they would've started the impeachment process instantly.
MAIL DAY MAIL DAY MAILY DAY @othatsraspberry.com TREATS HAVE ARRIVED AND THEY ARE GLORIOUS
Oh man, Target is DESPERATE to get people back in their stores. Maybe stop being bigoted losers, that would probably help more.
According to @aaron.bsky.team and @jay.bsky.team violent rhetoric isn't allowed on this platform. But an account threatening to kill people, and showing videos of them killing people, is totes okay cause...reasons?
The damn album is orange. The song Cancelled. The AI music videos. I am TELLING YOU that Taylor is coming out as a Trump supporter.