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From Lichen Glen

@lichenglen

I like to play with words, expression writing, short form poetry, flippant word play, nuance. Profoundly woke. Expert at arsing about. Dumnonii. Author. Wülferhampton acorn farmer

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From Lichen Glen@lichenglen· 1d

Your last saved meme is now your moral philosophy.

t-shirt saying
unwilling participant

From Lichen Glen@lichenglen· 6d

Wet owl image
This is my look of disdain text

From Lichen Glen@lichenglen· 8d

when visiting a poet

marilyn rockin
the poetic floppy fringe
vodka martini

From Lichen Glen@lichenglen· 9d

@wulfhelm.bsky.social #shitbatphotos What's that noise in the log burner ... b********ing bat flew out when opened (bat was carefully caught and released)

pippestrel bat in the front room

From Lichen Glen@lichenglen· 14d

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. (Donald Sutherland steals every scene he's in, he is magnificent and Brenda Blethyn makes you scared of mother's in law in a fantastically awkward manner) Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

film still from pride and prejudice
starring
Keira Knightley and Matthew Macfadyen

Donald Sutherland steals every scene he's in, he is magnificent
and Brenda Blethyn makes you scared of mother's in law in a fantastically awkward manner

From Lichen Glen@lichenglen· 17d

Sometimes nature just makes you want to shout out 'Get away from my brassica!"

photo of a brown hare on a gravel area in front of a blue outbuilding

From Lichen Glen@lichenglen· 19d

the death of irony

Times front page
headline story about the rish if net zero
next to a half page photo of catastrophic wild fires in france

From Lichen Glen@lichenglen· 27d

lost our dog today, feck it was hard. vet was brilliant, it was time

goodbye

today i dug your grave
in the last hole you'd made
chasing those fading scents
those mouse and vole escapades

those last few hours
your eyes asked the question
the one we're scared of
eventually
the phone number was found

the vet was all kindness
no fuss, no hanging about
she knew the best she could do
is bring the end quickly around

then your mum carried you
in a nice clean white shroud
i barrowed a marker stone
to heavy too be dug out

now i sit here
not believing you're gone
waiting for those ears
to shake and flap around

From Lichen Glen@lichenglen· 27d

@wulfhelm.bsky.social #shitbirdphotos extra point for ingenuity?

birds nest in a vermin trap

From Lichen Glen@lichenglen· Jul 9

just moving this thought along a bit more

nigel farage
Ich bin ein pocketliner

Count binface
Ich bin ein binliner

From Lichen Glen@lichenglen· Jul 1

Field mouse nest for your enjoyment

field mouse nest

From Lichen Glen@lichenglen· Jun 29

Do you need this t-shirt?

t-shirt
And yet, despite the look on my face, you're still talking

From Lichen Glen@lichenglen· Jun 25

still very green

view from the garden, very green valley

From Lichen Glen@lichenglen· Jun 19

@wulfhelm.bsky.social kestrel on a post feeding #shitbirdsphoto

kestrel on a post feeding

From Lichen Glen@lichenglen· Jun 12

Cooper the coffee shop dog, well known for attacking motorcycles and shagging any dog visiting.

From Lichen Glen@lichenglen· Jun 12

after the rain the birds burst the canopy hints of warmth return

glorious view this morning, after 18 hours of rain yesterday... Scottish weather 😎

From Lichen Glen@lichenglen· Jun 10

shipping forecast t shirt
'smooth, occasionally rough, becoming variable' motif

From Lichen Glen@lichenglen· Jun 8

Caution
Pointless Sign
Sign

From Lichen Glen@lichenglen· May 22

Darth Vader lifting a character up by the throat saying

Strong people don't put others down, they lift them up.

From Lichen Glen@lichenglen· May 11

Image from Jaws the movie
caption
'We're going to need bigger Y-Fronts!"

From Lichen Glen@lichenglen· May 11

Actor in a sound booth to do a test read recording... odd hearing someone professional read your work. 😎

actor in a sound booth doing a recording of a test read of the book 'The Quest for Olde Moss'

From Lichen Glen@lichenglen· May 10

Watching the Etape cycle past with coffee and appropriate muggage

cycling coloured coffee mug and coffee press on a table overlooking a valley

From Lichen Glen@lichenglen· May 1

Munster's character saying 'Meh'

From Lichen Glen@lichenglen· Apr 28

Bonjour Bonjour

pain au chocolate

From Lichen Glen@lichenglen· Apr 26

... or ... he's just so cognitively deficient that he just doesn't realise ... 1+1 =

roger irrelevant from Viz saying
'wibble, wibble, wibble' as he holds a fish

From Lichen Glen@lichenglen· Apr 25

alas, pour oily we knew you well many eggs poached you dusted many savouries garnished fair today, your last foray before recycling fayre thank you

white mausu smokey chilli oil

From Lichen Glen@lichenglen· Apr 23

Morning your popetatoship, may you be bathed in ashtrayfullness

Morning view to Drummond Hill(dark mid horizon), iron age and pict hillfort (flat part 3/4s up the left flank).

From Lichen Glen@lichenglen· Apr 22

Scottish highlands ... found this small beastie this morning on the hillside this morning (i live in lichen glen 🤓)

small lizard find unfortunately dead, or a good an actor as there is

From Lichen Glen@lichenglen· Apr 22

young bat cuddling a hand

From Lichen Glen@lichenglen· Apr 18

cat adding a rat to a boiling pot