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Ryan the Design Lion

@ryanmiglavs

Designer of apps. Available for freelancing or to hire. Black Lives Matter. Trans rights are human rights. Love is way more awesome than hate. he/him

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Ryan the Design Lion@ryanmiglavs· 11d

So my friend came into town late with her dog, who is my dog’s best friend. My friend went up to the guest bedroom, and all of the fur babies went up with her, immediately. No one even considered snuggling with me. This is a crime against my house.

Night time. On a bed there is a gray and white cat, a black and white dog, and a golden-brown dog. They all look tired but happy. These are the faces of betrayal against me.

Ryan the Design Lion@ryanmiglavs· 19d

So I encountered this gorgeous weirdo yesterday.

A great blue heron standing on a small piece of wood in water, with its mouth open and its long, weird-ass tongue sticking out basically as far as its long-ass beak.

That rad great blue heron, but with its wings half extended.

A view of the great blue heron, from the back, with its wings fully extended. It appears to be in the exact moment of landing on a small log.

Ryan the Design Lion@ryanmiglavs· 26d

Mr. Krabs from SpongeBob SquarePants leaning toward a reporter’s microphone saying, “Hello, I like money”.

Ryan the Design Lion@ryanmiglavs· Jul 11

Just went to the liquor store in my neighborhood, and Maxwell from Knudsen Vineyards was pouring their wines for tasting. Knudsen’s vineyard is on the Oregon license plate, based on my dad’s photograph — and it turned out Maxwell had a large print of the photo!

A table in a liquor/wine shop, with wines from Knudsen Vineyards (Dundee, Oregon). A charming and cheery guy with a beard is a holding up a gorgeous print of a photo of their vineyard at sunset, with purple clouds and amber fields.

Ryan the Design Lion@ryanmiglavs· Jul 9

From the incredible show Widow’s Bay: A board game box in the style of 60s Milton Bradley et al., a game titled “Daddy’s Home!” The box cover shows an outdated patriarchal American family with a mom serving dinner, two kids, and a dad who is looking like he’s about to yell at everyone for reasons that don’t involve them because he’s unwilling to seek therapy.

Ryan the Design Lion@ryanmiglavs· Jun 27

I don’t do a lot of meat, but I kind of nailed it with these steaks. It’s so wonderful to cook for loved ones!

A tender piece of steak on a fork, in front of a plate with the rest of the steak, caramelized onions, mashed potatoes, and broccoli.

The steak piece has a perfect blackened edge, with a juicy pink center, medium-rare.

Ryan the Design Lion@ryanmiglavs· Jun 25

Awesome! Jāņi is a huge deal in Latvia, second only barely to Christmas. Bonfires, dancing, flowers, wreaths, and lots of all-night drinking. They even make a special cheese for the holiday! (Delicious, with caraway seeds in it) Here’s a pic I love of my dad with an oak wreath headdress:

A man with a gray mustache wearing a gigantic oak leaf headdress in the countryside of Latvia.

Ryan the Design Lion@ryanmiglavs· Jun 22

I think I saw a beautiful sea star orgy today.

A scene at the Oregon coast. In the foreground, a rock is covered with a dozen or more sea stars clustered together. The background is a beach and the forested hills above it.

Ryan the Design Lion@ryanmiglavs· Jun 20

Image from Instagram, showing Cousin Eddie from Christmas Vacation wearing a bathrobe, holding up a beer can, and emptying a hose into the green reflecting pool. The shitter was full.

Ryan the Design Lion@ryanmiglavs· May 13

Scene from Detroiters. At the Little Caesar’s headquarters, looking through a window with blinds that are open. A bunch of people in lab coats are cheering around the horror they have wrought unto this world, a giant pizza ball. The blinds are open because these pizza geniuses are also idiots.

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Ryan the Design Lion@ryanmiglavs· Apr 30

Tillamook wants you to say “cheese”. Both for the photo and also as a treat after she takes your pic.

A small camera is resting on a table, and behind it is the face of a black-and-white Alaskan Malamute dog, who appears to be taking your photograph.

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Ryan the Design Lion@ryanmiglavs· Apr 17

Whoa, these binoculars from Voigtländer are gorgeous! www.voigtlaender.de/binoculars/?...

Ryan the Design Lion@ryanmiglavs· Apr 17

You can help!

Young Pope Leo, looking somehow both smoldering and adorable.

Ryan the Design Lion@ryanmiglavs· Apr 7

I do like that @jcsalterego.bsky.social dressed up in his avatar now that he’s verified.

Jack Donaghy from 30 Rock. Liz asks him, “Why are you wearing a tux?” Jack responds, “It’s after six. What am I, a farmer?”

Ryan the Design Lion@ryanmiglavs· Apr 2

It’s worth saying this is one of the greatest logo designs of all time.

Ryan the Design Lion@ryanmiglavs· Mar 11

The royal dad from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, after Lancelot killed a bunch of wedding guests, saying “Let’s not bicker and argue about who killed who.”

Ryan the Design Lion@ryanmiglavs· Mar 9

I mean, they match his “my dad loaned it to me for my new job” suits.

Marco Rubio sitting on a couch looking like a 12-year-old boy in a grown-up suit.

Ryan the Design Lion@ryanmiglavs· Mar 7

this is real good ai not joking

Fake AI. I prompt, “plese explane capitalism too me”, and the fake AI responds, “Capitalism is when burger but it’s not your burger. You ask “bogor?” and someone says “lol no gimme money” and then you bomb a country”

Ryan the Design Lion@ryanmiglavs· Mar 7

chef is kiss

Another screenshot of the fake AI thing, where I prompted, “please make me an itinerary for a trip to italy pleaz”, and the fake AI responded, “step 1. plane. step 2. unless you live there. step 3. hey do you live in italy btw. step 4. you know what nevermind”

Ryan the Design Lion@ryanmiglavs· Mar 7

i love this new ai so much

A screenshot of an awesomely stupid fake AI. I typed, “please draw me a sandwich with labels for things and make it delicious pleaz” and the fake AI (a person) responded with a very crude finger drawing showing two rough rectangles labeled “Bred” and a center rectangle labeled “Cheese x50”. It is perfect.

Ryan the Design Lion@ryanmiglavs· Feb 24

RuPaul in drag, looking fabulous (naturally), saying, “That is so stupid.” But it is not an insult!

Ryan the Design Lion@ryanmiglavs· Feb 22

Tillamook was not so sure about her full rain gear outfit.

A large Alaskan Malamute dog wearing an orange rain jacket, an orange rain hate, and cute little yellow rain boots. She’s looking unsure about this nonsense.

Ryan the Design Lion@ryanmiglavs· Feb 7

Still from 30 Rock, showing Angie Jordan saying “As you know, my single ‘My Single is Dropping’ is dropping.”

Ryan the Design Lion@ryanmiglavs· Jan 28

Something that helps is that the region I live in is breathtakingly beautiful.

A juvenile bald eagle flying in front of hills of snow-frosted trees.

Ryan the Design Lion@ryanmiglavs· Jan 24

Fucken yeah.

A closer crop of the photo from the quoted skeet. A man in a beanie and a woman with blonde hair are dramatically giving the finger to Gregory Bovino, who’s wearing his stupid paramilitary garb and also fucking sucks.

Ryan the Design Lion@ryanmiglavs· Jan 10

I hope Bari Weiss, Peter Thiel, and Tim Cook all feel nice and safe right now.

Screenshot of a tweet from Aaron Rupar.

“Jesse Watters highlights that Renee Nicole Good, the woman killed by ICE, had ‘pronouns in her bio’ and ‘leaves behind a lesbian partner and a child from a previous marriage’”

Ryan the Design Lion@ryanmiglavs· Jan 2

No cheating, reskeet with the most recent photo of your pet. (Tillamook was too tired to eat her treat.)

A big ol’ Alaskan Malamute, looking tired as can be, lying flat-flat-flat on a bed, with her eyes mostly closed and a chew treat right in front of her snout.