Andy Futter

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Andy Futter@andyfutter· 3d

I miss Wincey enormously. I was lucky enough to become dear friends later in her life which made for this amazing photograph. I had told my friend Rich that Wincey and I had become friends. He thought it was some elaborate joke so invited us both for Christmas. This is his face when we turned up.. 🤣

Andy, Wincey and Rich standing by a Christmas tree in the lounge of Rich’s house. Rich looks shocked and entirely unprepared to entertain them both. For some reason (now lost to time) Rich is holding a shiny silver coloured curtain pole like some kind of military staff.

Andy Futter@andyfutter· 12d

Just a reminder for anyone in Norfolk UK that tonight I am hosting this fab event. An absolute tonne of work has gone into it and it’s going to be a great night! #DoctorWho #StarTrek #StarWars

Andy Futter@andyfutter· 19d

I see we’ve gone back to the trick of casting the companion by employing an actor previously seen in the series in a minor role.

David Tennant as Doctor Who, talking to a horse.

Andy Futter@andyfutter· 24d

Post the best-selling phone from the year you were born.

A vintage rotary dial telephone in a glossy dark green color sits centered against a plain light background. The phone has a solid, boxy base with rounded edges and a matching green handset resting on top. A coiled black cord connects the handset to the base on the left side. The circular rotary dial is located in the middle, with clear plastic covering numbers arranged in a ring. In the center of the dial, small printed text includes emergency labels such as “999 Ambulance” and “Operator.” It is a GPO 746 model

Andy Futter@andyfutter· 26d

Here’s my favourite. This picture epitomises ’cosy’ for me.

Illustration of a small caravan at nighttime. The illustrator has anthropomorphised it by adding a face on its front. Warm light spills from lit windows, and an open door. Two children stand at the doorway, one on the threshold and one outside. There is a dog inside. Three rabbits sit on the grass in the foreground. A tree with an owl perched on a branch stands behind the trailer, with a full moon in the night sky.

Andy Futter@andyfutter· Jul 10

Ooh. I don’t know…

A photograph of a greetings card in a shop which reads ‘for a special aunt’. However, the serif font used makes it look as if the card is to a special Cunt.

Andy Futter@andyfutter· Jun 29

Absolutely sublime. What a talent. RIP. #PenelopeKeith #RIPPenelopeKeith

Andy Futter@andyfutter· Jun 22

Our gorgeous little boy Hecktor is gone. And for now, I think he’s also taken my heart with him. I want to scream and cry and smash things. I can’t imagine life without this little lad. Sleep well Hecktor, and thank you for teaching me about unconditional love and kindness xxx

A beautiful white and grey Devon Rex cat called Hecktor. He is looking - wide eyed - at the camera with an inquisitive little smile. He is the best little boy.

Andy Futter@andyfutter· Jun 22

Afternoon trip to California. Sometimes one just needs to stare out to sea on an astoundingly beautiful sunny day.

The beach at California, Norfolk, UK. Gentle waves, gorgeous sands and a beautiful blue sunny sky.

Andy Futter@andyfutter· Jun 22

Just sat down (UK time!) for a late lunch. Plenty of room at the table and a lovely view if you’d like to join us.

Andy Futter@andyfutter· Jun 16

My winning moment! #NightyNight #TwixForDippin #CappucinoWouldBeNice #JillTyrell

Me on stage in drag winning the Miss Jill Tyrell 2025 competition at the Royal Vauxhall Tavern

Andy Futter@andyfutter· Jun 16

If you see this, post a picture of you in glasses 🤓

Me, in drag as the fabulous Izzy Harjett, in large wig, sequinned dress and large white glasses.

Andy Futter@andyfutter· Jun 15

Uh huh. Seriously! Nothing is grape! Except actual grapes, and I find them a bit gross because of the texture. Fake banana flav is a thing here. Particularly in these little foam sweets:

Banana flavoured sweets. Yellow coloured and shaped like a banana - a vaguely crescent shaped thing.

Andy Futter@andyfutter· Jun 10

#DoctorWho

Andy Futter@andyfutter· Jun 6

The studio and presenter of Channel 4’s ‘Naked Attraction’

Andy Futter@andyfutter· May 13

Yay! Goo! They did ones like this for Doctor Who. Except the white ‘goo’ just looked a little inappropriate…

Andy Futter@andyfutter· May 7

Very reminiscent of Beverley’s ‘Melon Basket Fruit Salad’ on Neighbours. Although that one ended up on the floor…

Beverly from off of TVs Neighbours walking through the kitchen at the Robinson house on Ramsey Street. She has just taken a carved melon from the fridge. It is in the shape of a basket and is filled with fruit salad.

Beverly from off of TVs Neighbours has stupidly relied on the handle of her carved melon basket and the handle has given way. Her basket full of fruit salad is halfway to the floor and she is looking shocked.

A close-up of the kitchen floor at the Robinson house on Ramsey Street on TVs Neighbours. We can also see the feet of Beverly who is obviously very disappointed that her delicately carved melon basket full of fruit salad is now upside down on the wood effect vinyl flooring.

Andy Futter@andyfutter· May 7

I love this record and I love Betty.

Andy Futter@andyfutter· May 5

I got this one. And I love it. You should definitely buy your one!

Andy Futter@andyfutter· May 4

This thing..?

Andy Futter@andyfutter· Apr 30

Love, abundance and warmth to all! Happy Beltane! 🌱 💕

Pink stylized text reading “Blessed Beltane one and all” over a background of flowering tree branches with white and pink blossoms against a bright blue sky.

Andy Futter@andyfutter· Apr 27

I LOVE a funicular! And this one is a beauty: the highest and the steepest totally water-powered railway in the world! Arrived in Lynton too late in the day to ride today, so very excited for the morning! #trains #funicular

View down the rails of the highest and the steepest totally water powered railway in the world. It’s a funicular railway in Devon, England that runs between Lynton and Lynmouth. In the foreground is a bright green carriage. To the right of the carriage we see a vast, steep drop down the cliff side as the rails disappear into the distance.

Andy Futter@andyfutter· Apr 24

Had some photos taken earlier in which I don’t look entirely awful or ancient. Just goes to show that sometimes a bit of self-care and compassion goes a long way.