M.L. Humphrey

@mlhumphrey

Lover of Newfies, Microsoft Excel, and Colorado. Link to some of my books: Website: mlhumphrey.com Free Excel Tips and Tricks ebook: Will never email you.

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M.L. Humphrey@mlhumphrey· 19d

More of my @romancingthevote.com goodies have arrived. Thanks to @reenamccarty.bsky.social and @roxling.bsky.social for today's fun arrivals. (Pictured along with some of the things I got in the first round that can be found here (www.etsy.com/shop/TheBrok...) Support those who support democracy.

In the center is a paperback of The Tricky Business of Faerie Bargains by Reena McCarty. On the left are two pair of pretty bronze and purple earrings from Roxling. On the right are two dragon egg fidget toys and a small cube fidget toy. And hanging out on the top corner of the book is a cute little boo dragon. (At least that's what I'm calling it.)

Supporting democracy can be FUN!

M.L. Humphrey@mlhumphrey· 19d

PSA for any #Colorado #writers or other self-employed individuals or contractors. You can opt into the FAMLI program (famli.colorado.gov/employers) which will let you qualify for paid time off similar to what you get with an employer under FMLA.

Screenshot says FAMLI for Self-Employed Workers with the text "Most Colorado workers are eligible for FAMLI benefits, including self-employed individuals and independent contractors. Participation for self-employed workers is optional.

Self-employed individuals who wish to participate must be Colorado residents.

Self-employed individuals who want to participate need to opt into FAMLI coverage and must agree to participate by paying premiums and reporting your income for a minimum of three years.

There is no open enrollment period, but you will need to pay premiums for one quarter before you can collect FAMLI benefit payments. For more information please see the FAMLI page for Self-Employed Workers."

M.L. Humphrey@mlhumphrey· 21d

I have already learned that the new rescue pup is fine taking walks in 95 degree weather. (Note that I am not so fine with it, but she likes to walk A LOT.) Now we get to see if she is also a fan of walking in the rain. She's a Newf so I expect so.

Picture of a skinny black Newfoundland dog on a very green background (fake turf) with a foot visible at the bottom of the screen.

M.L. Humphrey@mlhumphrey· Jul 8

It's Book Quote Wednesday. The word is 'simple' #BookQW #BookSky This is from the first in my cozy mystery series which answers the question "Just how many times can a dog pee on a dead body?" (Answer: More than once.) A Dead Man and Doggie Delights by Aleksa Baxter books2read.com/doggiedelights

On the left is the cover of A Dead Man and Doggie Delights by Aleksa Baxter that has a black Newfoundland on a bright orange background.

The book quote on the right is:

He said there was no need for a formal interview down at the station. Unless I’d killed the guy, that is.

After confirming that no, I had not killed the man, left his body there to rot, and then gone back to report it later, we got started. The first few questions were simple enough. Name. Address. Age. Marital Status. I raised an eyebrow at that last one but answered Single and moved on like it was nothing worth noting.

Then he asked me how I’d found the body.

I’d debated this one while I was waiting for him to arrive. Should I tell the cop my dog peed on the dead body before I realized what it was?

M.L. Humphrey@mlhumphrey· Jul 4

And full set to choose from here:

Three little owls, one purple, one pink, and one dark turquoise.

Seven more owls in purples and turquoises.

M.L. Humphrey@mlhumphrey· Jul 4

And, finally, the one I published yesterday which is a good deal if you wanted all four of the quiz books (but is also 500+ pages, so maybe not in print). The Excel Essentials Quiz Book Second Edition. books2read.com/excelessenti...

Cover of The Excel Essentials Quiz Book Second Edition by M.L. Humphrey

M.L. Humphrey@mlhumphrey· Jul 4

And the one that I finally finished at the end of last month. (Got derailed for a bit there after I lost my rescue pup.) This has quizzes and exercises for the fifty functions from 50 More Excel Functions, which includes how dates work in Excel books2read.com/50morefnquiz

Cover of The 50 More Excel Functions Quiz Book Second Edition by M.L. Humphrey

M.L. Humphrey@mlhumphrey· Jul 4

I forgot to put this one here back when I finished it. This is the third in the series and has quizzes and exercises that cover the fifty functions from 50 Useful Excel Functions as well as the basics of how formulas and functions work. books2read.com/50fnquiz

Cover of The 50 Useful Excel Functions Quiz Book Second Edition by M.L. Humphrey.

M.L. Humphrey@mlhumphrey· May 25

The Rider's Revenge Trilogy is part of Kobo's May 30% off promo (in the For Readers of All Ages list) along with a lot of other great titles. Alternate world YA fantasy featuring a heroine who wants revenge, gets in way over her head, but perseveres. Use code MAY30. www.kobo.com/us/en/p/may-...

The individual covers for Rider's Revenge, Rider's Rescue, and Rider's Resolve by Alessandra Clarke with her on a horse, a pegasus, and holding a bow. Below the covers is five stars and the quote "Pick it up and you won't put it down."

M.L. Humphrey@mlhumphrey· May 21

It seems it's National Rescue Day, so here we go. Two years in.

On the left-hand side it says How It Started and below that is a picture of a sad-eyed Newfie leaning against a chainlink fence and all hunched over. On the right it says How It's Going and there's a much happier-looking Newfie on a gray couch with a blue blanket.

M.L. Humphrey@mlhumphrey· Apr 19

Last one for now: The Intermediate Excel Quiz Book. Quizzes and exercises that cover pivot tables, conditional formatting, charts, and more. books2read.com/IEQuiz2

Cover of The Intermediate Excel Quiz Book Second Edition by M.L. Humphrey. With a picture of some charts in the middle image.

M.L. Humphrey@mlhumphrey· Apr 19

And now, more updated content: The Excel for Beginners Quiz Book. Quizzes and exercises on the basics of Excel. Did you know that there are 29 separate questions you can ask about printing in Excel? books2read.com/e4bquiz2

Cover of The Excel for Beginners Quiz Book Second Edition by M.L. Humphrey. With a picture of some charts in the middle image.

M.L. Humphrey@mlhumphrey· Apr 19

Oh, and if you want all of the Excel Essentials title in one inch-thick book, I also released Excel Essentials Second Edition. books2read.com/ExcelEss2d

Cover of Excel Essentials Second Edition by M.L. Humphrey. With a picture of some charts in the middle image.

M.L. Humphrey@mlhumphrey· Apr 19

Also, even though this is not a 2026 release, if you know Excel but haven't kept up with the newer functions they've released then check out Excel 2024 Newer Functions because if you haven't learned TEXTBEFORE, TEXTAFTER, IFS, and XLOOKUP you're missing out. books2read.com/e24newerfn

Cover of Easy Excel 2024 Essentials Newer Functions Second Edition by M.L. Humphrey. With a picture of some charts in the middle image.

M.L. Humphrey@mlhumphrey· Apr 19

And one last extracted title, The IF Functions. If you haven't kept up with Excel releases in recent years then maybe you don't know about IFS or all of the MINIFS, AVERAGEIFS, SUMIFS, etc. functions. They are wonderful. books2read.com/iffn2/ (This comes from 50 Useful Functions.)

Cover of Easy Excel Essentials The IF Functions Second Edition by M.L. Humphrey. With a picture of some charts in the middle image.

M.L. Humphrey@mlhumphrey· Apr 19

Next up is the reason I started writing Excel books in the first place back in 2017. Pivot Tables. Got a lot of data and want to summarize it quickly? This is how you do that. (Also covered in Intermediate Excel.) books2read.com/pivottables2

Cover of Easy Excel Essentials Pivot Tables Second Edition by M.L. Humphrey. With a picture of some charts in the middle image.

M.L. Humphrey@mlhumphrey· Apr 19

Another one for visual presentation of data, the next title is Charts, covering bar, column, pie, doughnut, scatter, and line charts. (This one also comes from Intermediate Excel.) books2read.com/charts2

Cover of Easy Excel Essentials Charts Second Edition by M.L. Humphrey. With a picture of some charts in the middle image.

M.L. Humphrey@mlhumphrey· Apr 19

Next, Conditional Formatting. Ever wanted to flag results so that you could quickly visually see duplicate values or your top results or the trend in your results? That's conditional formatting. (Also covered in Intermediate Excel along with other topics.) books2read.com/conditionalf...

Cover of Easy Excel Essentials Conditional Formatting Second Edition by M.L. Humphrey. With a picture of some charts in the middle image.

M.L. Humphrey@mlhumphrey· Apr 19

Next up, Printing. Ever created something in Excel and then tried to print it and it looked AWFUL? Then this may be the resource you need. (But once again you could buy Excel for Beginners instead and get that and more.) books2read.com/printing2

Cover of Easy Excel Essentials Printing Second Edition by M.L. Humphrey. With a picture of some charts in the middle image.

M.L. Humphrey@mlhumphrey· Apr 19

First up, Formatting. Perfect for if you just want an easy reference for how to format text and cells in Excel. (Although better to just buy Excel for Beginners and get all that and more IMO. Still.) books2read.com/formatting2

Cover of Easy Excel Essentials Formatting Second Edition by M.L. Humphrey. With a picture of some charts in the middle image.

M.L. Humphrey@mlhumphrey· Mar 25

Book Quote Wednesday's word is 'face' #BookQW #BookSky is from Rider's Revenge: The Complete Trilogy by Alessandra Clarke. CW: discussing loss of a parent If you're a #kobo reader in the US, it's currently half off on promo along with a lot of other great titles: www.kobo.com/us/en/list/f...

On the right-hand side is the cover for Rider's Revenge: The Complete Trilogy by Alessandra Clarke with images of the same woman in three poses.

On the left is the following excerpt:

K'lrsa stayed outside, leaning against the wall of the house, as the sun slowly rose in the distance, coloring the clouds pink and purple against a pale blue sky.
A tear rolled down her cheek.
And then another.
She shook her head.
She wasn't crying because of Badru.
Or because of how scared she was to go home.
Or the dangers of finding the weapon to save her people.
No. She was crying because, more than anything in the world, she longed to talk to her father. She wanted to see his gentle smiling face and hear the soft rumble of his laughter. She wanted to know that it was all going to be alright. To hear him tell her that she could do anything, that she could make it through. That he had faith in her.
She laughed softly as she sniffed back another tear.
Maybe she didn't need him after all; it seemed she knew exactly what he would say.
She hugged herself tight and watched the sun finally break above the horizon.
Her father was gone, but life went on. Day after day. Week after week.
And at least she had this small part of him lodged in her heart, there for her in her darkest moments.
Finally, she pushed off the wall and went back inside.

M.L. Humphrey@mlhumphrey· Mar 21

Hannah would like you to know that you've got this. Also, please give her some ear rubs and maybe some puppy ice cream, too.

Close up photo of a big black dog with soft brown eyes and a gray muzzle looking straight at the camera.

M.L. Humphrey@mlhumphrey· Mar 21

And finally book 4 in the series, 50 More Excel Functions which covers (you guessed it) 50 more Excel functions, with an emphasis on how dates in Excel work and a variety of date-related functions. books2read.com/50MoreFn2

Cover of 50 More Excel Functions by M.L. Humphrey. Orange cover with charts and tables.

M.L. Humphrey@mlhumphrey· Mar 21

And book 3 in the series, 50 Useful Excel Functions, which covers the basics of formulas and functions in Excel along with fifty that I find very useful for understanding how to use functions in Excel. books2read.com/50fn2/

Cover of 50 Useful Excel Functions Second Edition by M.L. Humphrey. Green cover with image of charts and tables.

M.L. Humphrey@mlhumphrey· Mar 21

I swear I had posted about the rest of these the day I made that thread, but seems not. Next up, the revised edition of Intermediate Excel. For when you know the basics of Excel but want to learn pivot tables, charts, conditional formatting, and more. books2read.com/intexcel2

Cover of Intermediate Excel Second Edition by M.L. Humphrey. Red cover with image of charts and tables in center.

M.L. Humphrey@mlhumphrey· Mar 18

Book Quote Wednesday's word is 'knife' #BookQW #BookSky Trigger warning: death of parent K'lrsa must decide if she can spare her father his final suffering. Currently available for free as part of the Barnes & Noble Fill Your Nook promo.

On right the cover of Rider's Revenge by Alessandra Clarke that features a young woman with a bow on a horse. On the left an excerpt that reads:

"Please." His voice cracked and his hand shook with the force of his emotions.
That broke her. Her father never asked for help. He never begged. He was always so sure, so confident, so strong.
She grasped the moon stone around her neck, desperate for guidance, and felt an answering pulse. Mercy.
Her father deserved a quick warrior's death, not the prolonged suffering the Daliph's men had chosen for him.
"Please," he sighed and fell back to the sands. His hand let go of her arm.
She closed her eyes and sent a silent plea to the Lady Moon as she reached for her knife.
The blade shone bright, reflecting the first rays of the newly-risen moon. K'lrsa swallowed.
Her hand trembled as she moved the tattered remnants of his shirt away from his dry, cracked skin.
She shuddered as her fingers brushed the hard edge of the wound in his belly.
She positioned the tip of the blade just under his rib cage.
She hesitated. She didn't want to do this.
She silently wished he'd breathe his last breath and she could bury him without having to kill him, but his chest kept rising and falling. Her strong, powerful father was unable to surrender, even now.
She bit her lip and, before she could change her mind, before she could think about what she was doing, thrust the blade upward.
He arched and cried out as the blade plunged into his heart, and then fell back, dead.
K'lrsa stumbled away from his body and collapsed to the sand, sobbing. She curled into a ball of agony and loss, rocking back and forth.
Fallion nuzzled her shoulder and she buried her face in his mane, holding tight as she cried, grateful for his steady presence.

M.L. Humphrey@mlhumphrey· Mar 18

#Ebook #readers: Barnes & Noble is having a Fill Your Nook promo for the next few days with lots of free and discounted books available, so check it out: www.barnesandnoble.com/b/fill-your-... Including my YA alternate-world adventure fantasy, Rider's Revenge by Alessandra Clarke.

Image with young woman with dark hair in desert setting with 3D version of the Rider's Revenge by Alessandra Clarke on the right. Below there are five stars and the quote "Pick it up and you won't put it down."

M.L. Humphrey@mlhumphrey· Jan 17

Random pet peeve of mine is that CDC, etc. didn't say COVID was over, they said it was now endemic. As in, here to stay for the forseeable future and relatively predictable.

Screenshot from the Merriam Webster website on the usage of endemic, epidemic, and pandemic.

"Epidemic, pandemic, and endemic make up a trio of terms describing various degrees of an infectious disease's spread. Epidemic refers to an outbreak of a disease that can't be stopped or slowed, and in which the disease is spreading rapidly to many people within a localized community or region (such as a single country). An epidemic that has gone international is referred to as a pandemic: the disease, once localized in scope, now starts to appear in other countries and even on other continents, typically infecting a large number of people in a short amount of time. If a disease lingers for a long time as an epidemic or a pandemic, it may eventually become endemic to an area. The word endemic describes a disease that persists at a consistent level within a region with fairly predictable rates of infection and spread, making it easier to prevent future outbreaks."

M.L. Humphrey@mlhumphrey· Jan 14

Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers.

Picture of the Happy Trails Activision game cartridge cover for use with Intellivision game station.

M.L. Humphrey@mlhumphrey· Jan 13

(Oh, and buy my books because my dog just had a major cancer surgery and my book money is also my dog money. Please. Thank you.)