Andrew Klema

@awklema

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Andrew Klema@awklema· Jul 7

Chat is this good?

A screenshot of FotMob’s lineup page that shows the US’s trash ass player ratings for their keeper and two central defenders.

Andrew Klema@awklema· Jun 9

@rkalland.bsky.social

Screenshot of the Simpsons where the whole classroom is staring at Bart. Everyone is waiting for Jordan Clarkson Time.

Andrew Klema@awklema· Apr 28

The NBA playoffs having that Draft Kings commercial playing on repeat means this @tyleriam.bsky.social gem is constantly looping through my head.

An all time banger of a tweet from Trilly Withers that says “I think Shaq would do a commercial for genocide if the check was on time”

Andrew Klema@awklema· Apr 23

Throwing my support behind Protect Trans Kids University so donating on behalf on two of my favorite people. @newap-georgia.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi

A donation to the EDSBS Charity Bowl for $500 in honor of the main characters of Hell is a World Without You.

Confirmation of that donation featuring Spencer’s not at all shocking visage.

Andrew Klema@awklema· Apr 18

Not your best idea here guys.

An ad on a Bank of America ATM screen promoting their partnership with the Flyers…in Pittsburgh. With the playoffs about to start. Where the Penguins are playing the Flyers. Genius advertising.

Andrew Klema@awklema· Mar 23

Is this good?

A score from the women’s college basketball tournament featuring UConn and Syracuse. At halftime, UConn has 65 points while Syracuse, which can get fucked as a staff as a record label and as a motherfucking crew, has 12.

Andrew Klema@awklema· Mar 20

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Pittsburgh could hang in the Big 10.

A picture of the Edmund Fitzgerald and another of the beer named after said Fitzgerald.

Andrew Klema@awklema· Feb 12

My new Twins shirt is looking good.

Andrew Klema@awklema· Jan 31

Pretty wild that this is the administration’s entire approach to who to disappear.

The dril tweet that says “turning a big dial taht says “Racism” on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right “

Truly an all-timer.

Andrew Klema@awklema· Nov 28

Me vs Friday Me Dealing With The Consequences of My Thursday Actions

A photo of a TV with Gollum and Sam from Lord of the Rings being best of friends.

Andrew Klema@awklema· Nov 27

Happy Thanksgiving from Edward.

A ridiculous brown dog sticking his head through the triangle created by me crossing my legs.

Andrew Klema@awklema· Aug 31

An orange tabby sitting on a shelf, looking at the camera, and proudly representing The Arsenal.

Andrew Klema@awklema· Aug 28

Jack has figured out how to do The Cool Leg, he’s gonna be unstoppable.

An orange tabby’s foot sticking out from under a blanket that’s covering the rest of him. He is A Dingus.

Andrew Klema@awklema· Aug 14

Feels like it would be at least five points higher if the news about the Pohlands not selling broke first.

Being a fan of there Minnesota Twins puts you at a 90 (out of 100) on ESPN’s Misery Index which makes sense because I think the Pohland family kink is making everyone hate them.

Andrew Klema@awklema· Jun 15

I think I preferred the part of the week when this was the most productive thing I was expected to do.

An old paperback edition (with super noir-y cover art) of The Lady in the Lake by Raymond Chandler held up in front of the ocean.

Andrew Klema@awklema· May 4

There was a kid at the bar today that looked like a Gen Z Groucho Marx. Here’s an artist’s interpretation.

A sketchbook drawing of a young man in the 2020s that looks suspiciously like Groucho Marx.

Andrew Klema@awklema· May 1

Smoosh Face Boi

An orange tabby (Jack) has his face smushed into my knee like an adorable dingus.

Andrew Klema@awklema· Apr 25

An old Facebook post from me on July 22nd, 2015 that says:

“I’m hearing a lot of liberal minded people saying that they hope Donald Trump wins the Republican nomination since he’d lose the general election in a landslide.

You’ll have to pardon me for disagreeing, but I prefer to be as many steps away from the Gates of Hell as humanly possible.”

Andrew Klema@awklema· Apr 18

So excited to set up a donation in the name of Protect Trans Kids University that I spelled my own name wrong, stellar work all around but mostly from the excellent people @newap-georgia.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

Andrew Klema@awklema· Apr 4

Spotted in our neighborhood.

Two editorial cartoons staked in someone’s front lawn. They are…not complimentary of the current administration.

Andrew Klema@awklema· Apr 4

It’s been a year since this darling girl passed and I miss her dearly but am so very thankful for all the time we had together. Best Cat.

Stella (a sphynx cat) seemingly posing on a bed.

Andrew Klema@awklema· Mar 31

Seen on one of the borders of a parking lot.

The phrase “I’d Rather Walk” repeated as graffiti on the railing of a wall bordering a parking lot.

Andrew Klema@awklema· Mar 30

You know what you said

(a bald, bearded man giving a disbelieving look)

Andrew Klema@awklema· Mar 9

@jasonkirk.fyi So I can expect you in Pittsburgh on April 29th?

A movie showings poster with Josie and the Pussycats and other masterpieces.

Andrew Klema@awklema· Feb 26

Man I really don’t want to type the whole thing out but it’s Diana Taurasi zipping Draymond Green the fuck up.

Andrew Klema@awklema· Feb 9

Me to my Sunday plans

Mountain Dew (rightly) wrecking a cyclist.

Andrew Klema@awklema· Feb 9

Choosing not to drink on Super Bowl Sunday had led me to some interesting places.

Andrew Klema@awklema· Feb 8

We’re engaged in very serious business.

An adorable upside down cat and me unfortunately giving away feet for free on the internet

Andrew Klema@awklema· Jan 17

@hollyanderson.bsky.social Thus far the sign is a lie, but there a Tudor’s nearby so that’ll work too.

A framed sign that says “As for me and my house, We will serve pepperoni rolls”

Andrew Klema@awklema· Dec 5

Now that I’m a day late like a cool kid, this lineup seems fair though I wish Wrapped factored in when you played full albums because that always messes up my top songs list.